I was just kidding about the eye. Fitting it there would also include having a chunck of the brain removed.
About his penis, he can use some implants to achieve an artificial erection. I once saw a device which some almost-old people with penis disfunctions had implanted on them to have a hard on. It’s basically a plastic structure that’s soft, but can get filled with air to get hard. It has a part that requires one of the testicles to be removed for this part will go into the scrotum. It’s a small air pump. When the guy wants his penis stiffed, he pushes his scrotum or waist, depending on the model, several times and the thing in his pennis gets filled.
Originally posted by Sinistral I’ve gone to McDs and other with chicks (read plural) that weren’t even my gfs more times that I can count and you’re telling me you’ve never even emerged out of your house with a chick that was?
I don’t see why you consider that so weird. I’ve never gone out with any girl, anytime, anywhere. Except for one or two of my sister’s crazy classmates, not a single girl has ever entered my home either.
Xelo: At first I was thinking that people would only believe me if I put a pic. But I only decided to actually put the link to it when I thought I could get some people have that reaciton.
Originally posted by Manus Dei I don’t see why you consider that so weird. I’ve never gone out with any girl, anytime, anywhere. Except for one or two of my sister’s crazy classmates, not a single girl has ever entered my home either.
Wow…uh…yea. I’ll get back to you on that when I figure out what to say…Get out more comes to mind, but somehow, that doesn’t suffice. Just how old are you? If you’re 15+ then I would think that this is an issue.
Originally posted by Sorcerer Wow…uh…yea. I’ll get back to you on that when I figure out what to say…Get out more comes to mind, but somehow, that doesn’t suffice. Just how old are you? If you’re 15+ then I would think that this is an issue.
Uh, okay. About the “16 and no date” thing. I’m the biggest freaking wimp in real life. I’m extremely socially retarded, and online I’m the COMPLETE opposite. Think of how I am online. The opposite of that is me offline
Edit: Also, I’ve had one real girlfriend. It lasted two weeks, she was a bitch during the whole thing, and let’s never speak of it again.
That picture’s nothing worse than a cylindrical lump of what looks like flesh…
How can it be so freaking disturbing?
Well… this is from someone who thought House of 1000 Corpses was funny >_>
A buddy of mine once postulated that if a guy never slept, never had sex, and never jacked off, he’d just auto-ejaculate in the middle of the day.
Makes sense, if you’ve ever had to take health/sex ed. you should know. I don’t care enough to fill in the details.
Back to another issue earlier in the thread: I’ve never had a date either. Not a romantic date anyway. Usually when I go out with girls it’s as a group and I’m just another person who’s there, since no female has ever shown any romantic/sexual interest in me whatsoever. That’s what I get for being a nice guy.
