Sweep the leg!
There’s probably well over 4000 poisonous plants/chemicals/whatever in the world. There you go right there.
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What about, with extreme prejudice?
What do you think the best way to tie your ninja mask is? I prefer the double back style, but most of the guys I ninjustu with like the single overlap (bunch of weirdos I say). You sound a lot more advanced then me, so I just wanna hear your opinion.
If you are referring to that Black uniform with a hood,
That is nothing but an overused steriotype.
~ Guardian:enguard:
Lololol, ur speling sukz
Well, I guess you could use a white uniform, and roll around on the ground untill it turned black, but still it is just more practical to buy a ninja uniform that already is black. We could argue this all day and get nowhere, I just want your opinion on mask tieing.
Man, I HATE all those ninjutsu seriotypes.
Like white ninjas can’t dance. And black ninjas all have huge swords.
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HEY, I HAVE A FUN IDEA! LET’S POKE THE NEW GUY WITH A STICK TO SEE IF WE CAN PISS HIM OFF! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Yeah, real mature guys. REAL mature. 
I don’t know if you’re trying to sound badass and failing miserably or just failing miserably. You sound like a gentle knight mixed with a druid-wannabe mixed with a Chuck Norris fanboy.
…Druid?
And Thanks for the Gentle Knight.
Not so much the Chuck Norris thing though.
Also, I have someone over at my house.
I will make this quick.
Back in the days of old times of Old Kabuki Plays, people would were black uniforms to hide themselve from the audience while they moved the scenery. As they did, people often did not see them. People said they moved liek Ninja, so that black uniform became associated with Ninja.
~ Guardian:enguard:
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia website, is a place where anyone who has an computer can submit an article and they will post it within minutes.
“Aliens stole my Wallet”
“Y2K Revisted in 2007?”
“Idiots Guide to Evolution”
The only reason why I know this stupid website was because my History 201 professor warn us not to use anything from Wikipedia because an monkey can submit an article to them and they will post it up without thinking twice. This is the first time I ever heard of this crazy website before.
Reading everyone posts is starting to make me even more crazy than unusual…
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But still, I can not believe you know 4000 ways to kill a person.
…anybody knows 4000 ways to PK a dude.
- With a knife.
- With a key.
- With a vacuum.
- With a sword.
x. With a [blunt or sharp object].
There are about 2500 ways alone to kill someone by their throat/neck.
And about 1250 by their heart.
The other 250 are throughout the body.
~ Guardian:enguard:
In any case, you’re just disabling the same vital things. Using a broken bottle, knife, anything, it’s all the same thing.
Greetings Mr. Gaurdian here is your welcome dance.
I must say you are very mature for your age.
Thank you.
And disbaling, not really.
Killing is what it is.
There is a cool technique that uses 2 throwing needles that pierce the neck.
If well-timed, it can make the person look like they had a heart attack, and you can remove the needles.
You have to hit the neck right so the flesh singes as the needles are removed.
~ Guardian:enguard:
You completely misread it.
Disabling something vital. Think about that sentence for a second.
Well, now that I have read it, still no.
The neck technques are 25% Windpipe, 50% larynx(sp?), and 25% Collar bone.
Heart techniques concentrate on the aerties, ventricles, and the muscle itself.
Everything else, well, you figure it out.
~ Guardian:enguard:
Hey, someone else knows my favorite ninja factoid! Although, as I hear it, they’re actually not difficult to see, but you’re supposed to ignore them. Apparently it was used as a dramatic device for ninja characters to wear them in scenes where they were trying to remain unseen, signifying that they were no more substantial to the other characters than the stagehands.
I suppose it sort of qualifies as breaking the 4<sup>th</sup> wall, but I think it’s clever.
Kobra Kai is karate. Ostensibly.
“STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! SHOW NO MERCY!”
How do you know? Ever tried it? Either way?
Furthermore, why the secrecy? You’re not allowed to talk about it; are you allowed to use it? Do you know anything other than these 4,000 deadly techniques? Speaking of which, how do you find time to drill them all? How do you practice them? Aren’t you worried that having this smorgasbord of techniques to choose from will slow you down? Are you the only student your instructor has?
Ninjutsu schools are supposedly known for keeping extensive information on the lineage of their technical knowledge (they were, after all, involved in a technical profession). What can you tell us about the particular flavor of Ninjutsu you claim to be studying? Does it have a name? Does your instructor hold a rank? Has he been certified by some authority?
Tell me about your physical conditioning, another thing “classical” shinobi are famous for. Do you practice any of those Milo of Croton-esque progressive resistance regimines, a la planting the seed of a tree and leaping/hurdling it over months and months while it grows progressivly higher? Did you specialize in a particular discipline within Ninjutsu? Do you study Metsubushi? Taijutsu? More exotic disciplines like swimming in armor, climbing with shuko, et cetera? How good are you with various fistloads and “shuriken”? You claim to be able to hit someone in the neck with two thrown needles. At what distance? What are you trying to hit? How is it supposed to simulate a heart attack to the average bystander? Last I checked, bleeding neck wounds were not listed as a symptom of cardiac arrest.
Ever heard of le parkour? Might be helpful to you; it was developed by people who wanted to emulate the spectacular acrobatics they saw from ninja in the popular media. Plus it’s great exercise.
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…sorry, just came to me.
Anyway, welcome to RPGC.
Glad you think so ^^. We’re just trying to fill the void where Charlemagne used to be.
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After some thought, it occurs to me that part of the Circle of Life here at RPGC that every once in a while someone makes a welcome thread and gets a good ribbing, as a warning to others.
Also note that we’re displaying skepticism here. With the exception of dsdvd, we’re not making fun of him because “he’s wierd.” We’re incredulous at his claim to being able to sense the “elements” (what he’s referring to, I’m unsure) and having 4,000 deadly Ninjutsu assassination techniques at his disposal.
Trader Joe’s has membership cards? Do you get a discount? That would be perfect; I love their muffins but they’re so fucking expensive.
So, there’s a slightly better than 2 in 3 chance that there isn’t a slightly better than 2 in 3 chance that there’s a slightly better than 2 in 3 chance that there isn’t a slightly better than 2 in 3 chance that…?
All Ninja are to an extent, sowrn into a code of silence. If I say too much, I will be killed. All the techniques are not set in stone. I tweak them to fit my needs. So, in a way, I know more than 4,000 techniques. I practice them in my mind and on Sensei. I am the only one he trains privately.
He is a Sensei. We do not go by a set name, as we train in all Ninja schools.
All else, i must say, is under the Code of Silence.
~ Guardian:enguard: