Unveiling of the Guardian

Seraphim_Ephyon · February 17, 2006, 4:19pm

I haileth thee oh mightieth Guradian, thou be welcometh within the boundaries of our fine domaineth. Thou shalt do well to considereth speakingeth in a more normaleth way.

Guess who’s speech I’m trying to imitate.

I love this place.

Curtis · February 17, 2006, 4:21pm

Guardian is by no means the first gamer dork who wanted to become a real life ninja

Unless of course Guardian is completely joking.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 4:21pm

I must say…
This place is growing on me as well.

Why is it hard to believe that someone can be something that many people fantisize about and some sickos get off on?
I am not a Ninja in the sense of Flying through trees at breakneck speeds.
I am in the sense that I can kill people before they notice I am there, and leave the body without absloutley no remorse for whomever it is I just did.

~ Guardian :enguard:

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 5:15pm

So, how may people have you killed?

Kraken · February 17, 2006, 5:54pm

You’re a sociopath with a pistol and a potato?

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 5:59pm

No, I have not killed anyone yet, but a time will come when I will have to.

And no.
I am an assassin with a Kunai and a Wakizashi.

~ Guardian:enguard:

Seraphim_Ephyon · February 17, 2006, 6:08pm

Only Samurai use a Wakisashi, Ninjas wield a Ninja-to. And I hope you have more than one Kunai.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 6:19pm

I have 6 Kunai, and Ninja used a Wakizashi quite often.

However, on my “missions,” one Kunai is all I need.

~ Guardian:enguard:

Dragon_Tear · February 17, 2006, 6:36pm

Good luck killing someone without any practice.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 6:38pm

Just because I have killed no one does not mean I have not practiced.

~ Guardian:enguard:

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 6:53pm

Damn man, you sound badass, you must be like 6’2’’ 200 lbs (and all muscle) am I right?

Curtis · February 17, 2006, 6:53pm

When would the time come when you have to kill someone?

Captain_Nemo · February 17, 2006, 7:07pm

Make the madness stop…look an quarter…I will give anyone 25 cents to stop the madness on this introduction topic.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 7:36pm

A. I’ll kil when I must protect someone.
B. No, I am 6’1, but that is all I am saying.

~ Guardian:enguard:

defectivesonydvd · February 17, 2006, 8:05pm

Liiiiiiesssss

Setz · February 17, 2006, 8:15pm

This thread shouldn’t have gone past page 1.

Kraken · February 17, 2006, 8:17pm

So, tell me somethin’ boy…

You afraid of knives?

cait_sith · February 17, 2006, 8:35pm

K then. Subzero

yo

FINISH THEM!!

Subzero fatalities everyone

If anymore of this happens I’m summoning sailor Vegeta

Steve · February 17, 2006, 8:36pm

Ninja can’t dodge bullets.
Good luck if your opponent is armed.

Seraphim_Ephyon · February 17, 2006, 8:41pm

Therefore, Pirates are superior.

Yeah I said it, bitch.