Unveiling of the Guardian

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 12:36pm

I can sense the elements.

I have gone through a lot of harsh training, so I am in tune with my senses.

I cannot sense some omnipotent being, but I can sense the elements.
Therefore, they are what I believe in.

~ Guardian:enguard:

KexMex · February 17, 2006, 12:53pm

What a long welcome thread. Guardian is already a mad duck.

Evil_Dave · February 17, 2006, 1:00pm

I can sense the elements too.

Fire is hot.

Water is wet.

Wind is breezy.

Earth is… Earthy.

Zero · February 17, 2006, 1:30pm

Short version with less poetics: If you don’t see or feel it, you don’t believe it.

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 1:33pm

What kind of training did you do? And don’t say meditate, since any doofus with a Scion xB and membership card to “Trader Joe’s” meditates.

defectivesonydvd · February 17, 2006, 1:36pm

Hahaha, you seem kinda like a weirdo. Are you one of those people that dresses in black and does witchcraft?

Sinistral · February 17, 2006, 1:38pm

To quote a friend of mine “Smoke half”, Guardian.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 1:45pm

A. No, I dress in red.
B. I am weird to you, maybe.
C. No, I mean actually sense their spiritual presence.
D. No, I practice sorecery
E. Meditating is part of it. I am trained in Ninjutsu.

~ Guardian:enguard:

defectivesonydvd · February 17, 2006, 1:49pm

HAHAHAHA. You’re funny. And sorcery and witchcraft are like the same thing.

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 1:51pm

So is there a School of Ninjustu in your general area, or do you have to commute somewhere to learn it?

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 1:53pm

I wasn’t series about the sorcery.

An I was not trying to be funny about it either.

Comedy is not my strong point, so I try to avoid it.

Just to mention, around Nemo and my love, I am not as uptight as I seem.
So, I am not weird in my opinion. Just used to idiots.

Someone teaches my Ninjutsu as a private student.
I am not allowed to say anymore than I already have.

~ Guardian:enguard:

Evil_Dave · February 17, 2006, 1:54pm

Only red?

You in the Bloods?

EDIT: Oh my god. This kid is a riot.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 1:55pm

No, not just red.
Red, Black, White, and usually Blue Jeans.

~ Guardian:enguard:

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 1:55pm

So are you pretty good at Ninjutsu? I mean, roughly how many ways do you know how to kill a man?

defectivesonydvd · February 17, 2006, 1:58pm

I bet he doesn’t know Ninjutsu, he just read an article about it on Wikipedia.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 1:59pm

Uh…what’s Wikipedia???
And I know about 4,000 ways to kill someone.

~ Guardian:enguard:

defectivesonydvd · February 17, 2006, 2:01pm

You know what wikipedia is.

And no you don’t liar.

BlueMageOne · February 17, 2006, 2:02pm

Woh, 4,000, I only know about 1,000, however only 3 are really practical enough to work. You must be one of those Kobra Kai guys I’ve heard so much about.

Steve · February 17, 2006, 2:03pm

List them. Now.
I want a comprehensive list.

Guardian · February 17, 2006, 2:04pm

No, I do not know what it is.
And no, I am not lying.
I have not used any of them, but I know how.

I can already tell me and you are not going to get along.
I would suggest against posting on this thread anymore, lest we get something started.

You want me to sit here for hours typing a complete list of all the ways I can kill someone?
Let me list two ways I can kill someone:

I can kill them quickly & I can kill them silently.

~ Guardian:enguard: