Its funny because <i>he never fucking learns</i>.
On a related matter, I’m no crusader of public morality, but there’s an awful amount of kinkiness mentioned in replies. I’m aware this isn’t exactly a ‘family forum’, however giving rather useful advice like “Go bang her” is hardly appropriate for folks who’re barely legal. And so on.
Pssh, my 13 year old cousin knows more about sex than I do! 
I see, so, the longer a thread lasts, the more rage pents up inside Steve. Interesting.
Oh, I now realize that its Urkani. Ok, nevermind. I’m an idiot.
Fine. If you guys don’t care, then I won’t post. I won’t tell you how fucking sweet today was. I won’t tell you how sticky my lips are right now. I won’t tell you what movies we watched at her house. I won’t tell you what we had for dinner today at her house. And I definately won’t tell you what we did in the park nearby her house.
Fuckers.
How tight is she? And tell us, cuz now i’m interested
I may be speaking for the minority of the posters here, but I’d appreciate if you told us how things went. I could use a happy story to read right about now.
Not only is she bisexual, she is also a man, and she made you swallow?
God, what the fuck are you guys talking about? You’re all a bunch of loser noobs who have not even been in a relationship. Back the fuck off, guys. I am obviously happy with my choice to have a relationship with Rachel, and you guys give off all this shit about bisexuality WHEN IT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING MATTER. She said she loves me and I said I love her. End of the fucking story. I don’t care if she’s bisexual, as long as she knows I’m okay with it, and it doesn’t change anything.
Remember this in twenty years, folks, I’d like fries with that.
edit; my lips are sticky, because of all the tongue I got today.
Let’s not forget which one of us is posting every last intimate detail of a relationship on the INTERNET. Damn, you must be a fucking jerk that has absolutely no respect for his girl. Bravo.
Hey, fuck you RC. I thought you all wanted to know; like DT said.
Look, I spend hours upon hours on the internet. And what are you doing while i’m doing that? Probably douching the insides of your girlfriends @%!$ I’m gonna fall in love with this bitch and theres nothing you can do about it!
BTW, I’m sure most of the people here, who have never had a relationship, rather keep it that way, than be the bitch in the relationship. Cuz you’re whipped. And I’m sure she’s going to blow some guy right in front of you.
So what if we want to know? What does your girlfriend think about you sharing all of this with strangers on the 'net? Does her opinion REALLY matter to you?
Hey, I kissed a girl today, am I cool yet?
If you care, then stop fucking complaining about my posts; all of you. Now, if you want to hear what happened today, then say so. Otherwise I won’t waste my time typing 10-something paragraphs.
While I am still in the “looser noob” sector I’d like to point some things out:
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[li]Most of the people that posted here have had/are in relationships.
[/li][li]You’ve been in this “relationship” for less than a week. That hardly means you know shit about what being in a relationship means. More than half teenage couples couldn’t find their own asses with a Yahoo map anyway.
[/li][li]Even an inexperienced virgin like me can tell you something: You are burning this out way too quickly. If you just want to get laid, carry on, but don’t expect it to last (No, that wasn’t innuendo).
[/li][li]You can believe that you are going to be with this girl all your life right now and tell anyone who says otherwise to fuck off, which is common for first timers, but for the love of fuck don’t come asking for consolation when you break up.
[/li][li]You are chronicling your, I’ll use these terms just to humor you, “relationship” and your “love”, but at the same time you are turning what is supposed to be a “pure” and “meaningful” course of events into a public show. This both creepy and dumb.
[/li][li]Like Urkani said, we don’t need that much information and most of us don’t even care beyond “It’s going well/badly” comments.
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for the record, my girlfriend is hawt
I say get a Live Journal, so the people who want to read about it, can. And those people who think you’re a dumb ass whipped little mommas boy, dont have to be inconvinienced with your incesent gloating over a trivial manner that will be over in a matter of weeks when this side show freak girlfriend of yours realizes that you’re a loser and goes around lighting trash cans on fire. I know her type dude, she’s going to get rid of you in days.
Are you completely unable to interpret written english? I don’t really care whether you post anything unless its to the effect of “I told my girlfriend that I’m telling every detail of our relationship with people on the internet.”
Y’know what, I’d like this thread closed. If my parents found this thread by some chance, I’d never get this relationship to work out.
And for the record, it’s been 7 days, 5 hours, and 22 minutes since this relationship.