At the pace this relationship is going; I don’t doubt that what she meant by “watch movies tomorrow at my house”, was actually code for “I want to fuck you at my house”.
Uh, I do. 'cause like, if she really means that, then I’d say she’s using you.
“Relationships” that use up their potential within a week are more likely to not work out. I don’t understand the need to rush into buying intimate items, and having sex, among other things. Well I get the whole wanting to bang your girlfriend, but trying to do it all within three days? Things are headed nowhere, fast.
Yea, really. I mean, in my relationship (and most of the ones my friends’re in) haven’t gotten farther than fondling/masturbation (by the other person), and I’ve been in the same one for over 7 months now (others range from 1 month to 2 years, roughly the same ages as me). Slow down man.
Hey, teenagers are different these days. Get with the program! Its no more about “love”, “compassion”, or “mutual interest”. Nah, fuck that shit! This is dating the EXTREME! I’m talkin’ “wham-bam-thank you maam” style shit! Rock onnnnnn!
That may be so, but that’s the exact opposite of what Setz has been describing he has, with this girl 
Not according to his last post.
If you’re agreeing with me. Or something.
Pssh, kids today ain’t got time for the “thank you” part… damn kids, and your music. shakes fist
We need another vietnam! That’ll teach these damn punks!
…wait.
All this is rather interesting. There’s about 25% actual relationship content posts, 25% support posts, and 50% insult posts.
…And everyone refuses to let this thread die.
When was the last time there was a thread that made it to 9 pages?
C’mon guys, if it hasnt been closed yet… it wont EVER be closed!!! WOOOO!!!
YOU GUYS WANT SOME NEWS??!?!?!?!?
Three days? It’s seven days today that we got together.
I’m going to her house today. 
What should I do if she like, comes onto me? What if she asks me to go into the changing room with her again? Yeah, one day she asked if I wanted to go into a changing room with her, so she could change; but I declined. D:
HIT HER WITH A SHOVEL AND DRINK DRAINO
When was the last time there was a thread that made it to 9 pages?
Food of the day?
I’m going to her house today.
What should I do if she like, comes onto me? What if she asks me to go into the changing room with her again? Yeah, one day she asked if I wanted to go into a changing room with her, so she could change; but I declined. D:
Say yes. Then tell her about your hideous deformity. 
Wow. OK. Wow, wtf just happened up in this piece son?
7 days, you’re talking about love.
She’s got you whipped more than this cream I’m enjoying with my chocolate cake RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
You’ve not even had sex yet, you’re talking about love.
You felt really guilty when you couldn’t meet up with her once.
You took her to meet someone you know over the internet.
You then proceeded to be a total jackass to him, insult him on here and just brush him off for some bisexual cutter bitch you only just started going out with and are talking about love with already.
You were wringing your hands for days wondering how to make your voice box produce vibrations and move your tongue in conjunction with your mouth to say “would you like to go out sometime”.
Yeah, well done duder, sounds like a healthy relationship to me.
EDIT: Actually, I’m in a bad mood, fuck it, you look like you really need some sense flamed into you.
You’re 16 and you couldn’t grow the balls to ask someone out. Not even like she was a total stranger in a bar, a friend that you knew and you couldn’t even ask her out, that was damn pathetic.
She’s a bisexual cutter and she seems to be holding even more stuff back from you, crying down the phone to you without telling you why, I wouldn’t trust her to wash my dishes.
Now to top it all off, you’re posting about this on the internet. Every single little fucking detail of your relationship is being chronicled for public view. I don’t even know what it is that’s making you think any of us care to know so much shit about your relationship. About the most you need to say on here is “Yeah, it’s going ok”, or “No, thing’s are hitting a rough patch”. I don’t want to know what time she fucking threw up her dinner last night.
Maybe this seems a little harsh yes, but you don’t seem to be listening to common sense. Also need to vent kinda.
If you want to chronicle everything on the web, there’s a reason why there are sites like livejournal.
WE DON’T FUCKING CARE.
A round of applause for the man please.
…Wow. I think we should just leave Setz alone now… cuz this ain’t cool.
Hey, everyone’s gotta take a punch to the face every once in a while.