I hear wedding bells
You’re obsessed. you’re too needy, she’s going to be turned off by you.
HOLY SHIT BATMAN! SETZ IS GONNA HAVE BLUE BALLS BY JUNE 1ST!
if this girl has been in a relationship for 5 days, and you’re already getting laid. Then she’s a dirty slut.
I was going to post something to that effect, but I hit refesh before clicking submit and saw Charlemagne say exactly what I did only a tad more bluntly. 5 days seems too early for sex.
so setz, did you make sex?
7 days dude, that extra two days is the difference between a teenage crush and true love.
We didn’t have sex yet.
But that’s all you want out of it, right? I mean, hell, if I could pet the kitty with no strings attached, I’d be all over it too!
Oh god, thats funny. So now that you know that some people are on your side, you decide to come out on the offensive. Genius buddy, genius.
Who here has NOT had a girlfriend? Show of hands? Setz, most of the people here are older than you. Far older. How can you honestly think you know more about relationships than them? Especially after you made a 10 page thread about how to ask a girl (who is clearly desperate for attention, natch) out. How immature are you?
Congratulations. I’m sure a second-grader would be amazed at the fact that “you got tongue.” The rest of the world, on the other hand:
A) Is shocked that at 16, you are actually bragging about it.
B) Is shocked that you consider that an accomplishment.
C) Doesn’t give a fuck.
Oh, and loser noob?<a href=“http://l570.myspace.com/00115/07/51/115961570_l.jpg”>My girlfriend</a>, <a href=“echo.cx”>can kick the shit out of</a>, <a href=“http://l00061.myspace.com/00061/04/16/61236140_m.jpg”>your girlfriend</a>. Its retarded to have to go down to this level, but if you’re going to go there, i am.
EDIT: Someone get this girl to read this thread. That would be wicked.
This is the thread that never ends…(when it should be put down)
The first picture I thought she was really cute.
The second picture I thought she looked like a slutty hag.
Third pic, I have no idea whats going on there.
I didn’t actually have anything to say, but rather I wanted to attach this picture that fits rather well, I think.
So…you’re boinkin’ Kelly Osbourne? GO DEV! 
Just kidding. She’s cute.
For those who disapprove of this thread, let this be known. The only way to rid yourself is to ignore the cause. Constant insults, although mildly entertaining, only add fuel to the fire. After all, Mr Setzy here can post what he wishes, this is a public forum, or venting outlet as it would be. It’s your choice to join in or not. The fact that the insulters are the biggest posters lead me to this conclusion.
Well, given that he’s reached the age of sixteen, I think saying that he’ll be in love forever is a logical conclusion. 16 years is a long time to be alive, man, You really gain the awareness at fifteen, I notice.
I mean, when I turned fifteen, I became like the fuckin’ Dali Lama or some shit. I was all like ‘WISDOM!’ and shit.
Then, you lose it when you turn seventeen, because by then you’re old and jaded, see.
That’s why Setz knows everything. You’re my hero, Setz. I wish I can grow up in the next year to be just like you, and get tongue! OR get layed, in like, five days! I wish I could get a slutty girlfriend! All I have are those dumb wait-at-least-a-week-before-sex girls. Man, if I could be a pimp like Setz, though.
I almost thought you were serious for a moment there, Arac.
And Setz, yea, I think it’s just a tad immature to be bragging about kissing at sixteen. Hell, I’d find it immature to have sex on the first date. But regardless, I came off stronger 'cause I was swearing, but then I always am. I’m not like against you dating - quite the opposite - but you really need to slow down and look at things from an outsider’s point of view. I’ve done so recently and noticed a few things about my relationship.
No way man, Kelly Osbourne totally isn’t cute.
This thread shoulda been closed at page 1 but I think a morbid sense of curiosity kept it going; kinda like that “worst roommate” chronology 