Originally posted by Xelopheris
[b]Compared to mine, it was lame“This is a train car. It may seem like there is something else, but it is infact, just a train car. And that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passengers” [/b]
Actually, yours is very, very lame. I’d prefer one of the bathroom jokes. 
There was a peanut butter one that I remember was funny. I forget what it said though Also I think one featured me. I liked that one too even if it didn’t win.
And dudes…look, you all just suck. I loved wading through all that crap and I’m not ashamed to admit it call me the poopsmith if you want or something
-Mazrim Taim
Originally posted by Mazrim Taim
[b]There was a peanut butter one that I remember was funny. I forget what it said thoughAnd dudes…look, you all just suck.
-Mazrim Taim [/b]
Dude, I sent in the one about you :o
REALLY?? Wow…I’m touched. I love you man.
-Mazrim Taim
Edit: Do you happen to remember what it said?
Originally posted by Mazrim Taim
[b]There was a peanut butter one that I remember was funny. I forget what it said thoughAnd dudes…look, you all just suck.
-Mazrim Taim [/b]
Want your shovel now or later?
“Dude, where’s my car?”
See, we had two, maybe three, of those. Every single one of them made it to the second round. Why? Because 75% of the entries were what Cless said. I think Xelo’s died in the second round. If the Staff didn’t find it funny enough to go on to the final round and be among the top 5, then I don’t think there’s any reason to go around saying “omg mine wuz bet0r ur jst stoopd 4 not piking it”
And Maz, I know where you’re coming from. Some of the bathroom ones were actually creative… Like, one or two.
That contest was cool, I think one of mine made it to the second round.
Originally posted by GG Crono 4
Just out of curiosity, what WERE the other wiining ones? I don’t remember.
I only have one other (other than Charle’s which has been previously mentioned).
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“(Hmm… maybe I should speak to him in his own language…) There are many guards in the castle?”
From the entries that I saw in the forsaken contest forum, I can very well understand why most of the staffers will never have a contest so open-ended again. I’m just glad that there isn’t any lingering insanity from the contest still here - it was all submerged by the regular insanity.
Originally posted by Megaman984
[b]“Dude, where’s my car?”See, we had two, maybe three, of those. Every single one of them made it to the second round. Why? Because 75% of the entries were what Cless said. I think Xelo’s died in the second round. If the Staff didn’t find it funny enough to go on to the final round and be among the top 5, then I don’t think there’s any reason to go around saying “omg mine wuz bet0r ur jst stoopd 4 not piking it”
And Maz, I know where you’re coming from. Some of the bathroom ones were actually creative… Like, one or two. [/b]
Mine was 1 vote away from going to the finals. I remember cause SG was asking if he could vote for all 6 in the one thread.
And Mine wasn’t better than the ones that it was competing with in it’s own round, but it was better than some of the other winners.
If it were better than some of the winners, you would have won. You did not win; thus, it was not better. Sorry, you can admit defeat and drop it now.
http://www.rpgclassics.com/wa3winners.shtml
You people want it? DO YOU WANT IT??? HUH??? fine, you asked for it… (I had to horribly violate the max-char limit for this post btw)
“S’cuse me good sir, I left my overly obvious ticking birthday
present to the car right behind your back…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Well, if I talk to you again, would you repeat what you just said,
thus getting on my nerves for being a generic annoying NPC and wasting
over an hour of my precious time?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Great. Now I have to walk around until you turn your back and then sneak in. Thanks a lot.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“What!? But that the restroom, numbskull!”
“Move out of my way! I need to sneak into this car and excessively hassle the staff and attempt to subvert the outcome of this contest in my favor.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Guy: “Excuse me, Miss; where do you think you are going?”
Girl: “To the non-smoking car. There are just too many smokers on this train.”
Guy: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Girl: “Oh, I see. So I guess I’ll just stand out here and flirt with you, until you let me through.”
“Come on, there are only 10 000 people following me”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Ok, not only is that the worst pick-up line I’ve ever heard, but I also never even mentioned a car!”
“You know, we dont have to go anywhere - we could just stay in the car…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“You fool, I’m supposed to be driving!”
“That car’s full of plot advancement!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“So what you’re telling me is that the final boss is in a comatose
state through that door?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Man, with all those bodies piling up in there the stench is nearly
unbearable. Good thing I refused the special today!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Wow. Black Mage and Fighter are really kicking ShaheenJim’s butt in there.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Hey, is that the president’s car?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But I’m the secret service!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“So… how much to get in?” Opens wallet
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”
“Wow, I can’t believe you guys built a train car that’s indestructible. So in the event of a crash, no one inside it would get hurt…”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“The complimentary meals on this train are horrible! I bet you have much better food on the employee dining car!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“You DO know that that door goes to the toliet don’t you?”
“Maybe…”
“Excuse me mister, but someone said my kitty was in that car…”
cat screeching Man in other car, "Come back here you mangy cat!"crashing noises
Man, “Hey, Tony, tell the conductor that dinner is going to be a little late tonight!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Well I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram
it into your stomach!”
“But…but…Mr. Zed is in there! I NEED his autograph!”
“And that is
precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“…eww, I didn’t need that much information”
Come on! I left my Barba Streusand Greatest Hits CD in there, along with my beefed up boombox!
And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“…Sigh…is this because I broke up with you?”
“…No…no…yes.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Just because a worm died there? Wow, what a world we live in…”
“Tony, you’ve got to help me! I think that the evil is hiding in the passenger car!”
“And that is precisely why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“We are having a little pest problem in that car. Something about giant cockroaches or something. And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“You see, even though I say there is a car back there, there really
isn’t! The car that is there is not there thus it is gone and there is no car for the car is not… you get the idea yet, missy? And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Tony: And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
Little Girl: Thanks alot, “Dad”. I wanted a bedtime story to put me to sleep, not give me nightmares. I’m off to the Bar Car, “Tony”, if that is your real name.
Little Girl: So, you say that Bill Clinton and some interns are in there?
Tony: And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
“I like to burn stuff…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“So this ‘car’ is dangerous ay?..Didn’t dad tell you to stop eating paste?”
Girl: But the next boss, I have to beat up, is in there!
Tony: And that is exactly…
The town where I came from just exploded killing everyone inside, and I
believe that the car filled with explosives will be their next target!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Okay … for the fifth time, where is the diner car! That’s all I want
to know, now why this car is off limits - I don’t care! I’m hungry and I want something to eat and … no don’t start with that story again please no! No!!!
B–“Hey! Umaro is in that car, and he is telling everyone how to control him in battle!”
A–"And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.
A–“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
B–“But i really have to use the bathroom!!!”
“Good lord! The toilet’s overflowing!!!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off
limits to all passengers.”
“But Tony, you do know the only reason I am going out with you is because of your expensive car!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Oh, But your sooo handsome if I chould Just get by for one secound, Please?”
“Dude, I know what I’m doing!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Listen mister, could you please just let me through. I have to go to the washroom.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“How was I supposed to know not to feed the monkeys!”
“So that’s where the HeadGames R&D center is located. I had a sudden
urge to torch the place.”
“And that is precisely why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Wait, What? I know it has been at least 4 hours, but I spaced out.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Theres no need for all that!!!, just Shoot the Goddamn midget!!”
“Outta my way! Explosive Diarrhea!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Excuse me, but do you mind if I check on a bomb back there?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Amazing! I still couldn’t care less!”
The Wild Emu in the next car just about killed me!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
But I really have to go to the bathroom!!!
But I need to get in there, I have to stop the train!
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Did I say “stop the train”? What I meant was… umm… I need to… uhh… talk to the driver, we go way back you see and… umm… see ya! (runs past the guy).
“Did you take a dump in there?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: Please, let us on the train, you’re being robbed!
Toby: I don’t see any bandits.
Girl: That’s because the storyline won’t advance without us.
Toby: And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.
Toby: And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.
Girl: What’s the reason? I didn’t say anything.
Toby: And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.
Girl: Yet another case of Generic NPC Dialogue syndrome.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“I’m not a regular passenger. I’m a HERO. H-E-R-O. I save worlds, defeat supernatural creatures, and probably hook up with somebody by the time I’m done. And you’re not letting me into the bathroom car!?”
Tony: And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.
Virgina: Yeah not as if many people want to use the portal in there to
go to Akira Kurosawa’s “Seven Samurai”
Tony: I would have…Hey! You’re still not going in there!
Virgina: I guess I’ll stop, since I like that movie and going in there
with ARMs ablazing would ruin it
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
" Look!.., there is no point in hiding it, we all know that you have problems with your blabber and the seats are all foiled."
Girl: “I have to get in there to see N’Sync!”
Man: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to
all passengers.”
Man: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: “I said I don’t care if the bathroom is flooded! You let me in
there, or you’d better get some Spic-N-Span ready to clean this mess up!”
“I hope to run into you again sometime-with the front of my car.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“The last time I drove that car I dodged people in wheel chairs and
mowed down a row of nurses.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Girl: That car is missing it’s back end.
Guy:“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Girl: But I can still drive it?
Guy: Er…well…your not a passenger are you? So uh…I guess so.
Guy: It costs half as much to rent that compact car than that SUV over
there.
Girl: That doesn’t matter, I can fit at least twenty people in that
car.
Guy: And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.
I just had some Mexican food…
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Tell that to my gun…
“But if I go in there, I’ll be able to beat the end boss without travelling around the world and gaining abunch of levels!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“…I can destroy a dragon in one turn, but I still cannot get by this one busboy.”
" I have diarrhea and I used the bathroom in the car."
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“This is a train car. You might think that there is something to
it…But in fact it is just an ordinary train car. And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Jeez, all because mazz is in there doesn’t mean we ca… oh wait… it
does.”
Guard:“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Girl:" Stupid NPCs, I walk five feet infront of them and they yank away all night…"
Girl:“Lookie!! BUTTONS!!!”
Guard:“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
54.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Have you ever heard of ARMs?”
It’s a clown car, honey. Only people named “Bobo” are allowed on.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“Then I guess you’ll just have to cry about the carpet burns on your
back.”
“But I want to be in for the stripper show! my cousin is the dancer!”
“And that is precicely why that car is off limits to allpassengers.”
Girl: “Excuse me, there’s a giant space slug tearing that car to pieces and killing the passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: “If I twist your head off and throw your carcass in a gorge, will you let me go?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off
limits to passengers.”
“But you don’t understand, I REALLY have to go!!!”
“But the restrooms are all closed for maintenance, and you don’t understand, I’m female, and I really really have to go pee!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Aw, c’mon, just a little peek? One look and I’ll leave you alone. I bet even you don’t know what’s REALLY in there…”
Come on,I’m sure I can change your mind somehow if you know what I mean.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“I’m not just a passenger, I’m a Player Character!”
“That car is missing three wheels and a windshield!”
“That is precisely the reason that car is of limits to all passengers”
“Have you been in there? It’s full of monkeys - rabid monkeys!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“So, you’re saying that there’s no one controlling this thing?”
“The situation could be perceived as thus, yes.”
“But if people figure that out, they’ll panic!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Off limit!! What do you mean!! I’m only trying to go to the restroom!! Let me go!! That way is the only place that has a restroom!! NOOOO!!!”
“How are you gentlemen!!”
“All your base are belong to us!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
"Let Me On The Car! Uhh… I LEFT MY BABY IN THAT CAR!!!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Just because of an imaginary I mean “REAL” baby, If the game programers could let me destroy you I would”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers”
“Fine! I’ll just take the car over there.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers”
“So does that mean that I can get on?”
Guy - “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limites to all pasengers.”
Heroine - “You realize that the world is about to be destroyed by the all powerful evil that comes back every 1000 years.”
Guy - “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all pasengers.”
Heroine - “Is it just me, or are the NPC’s getting worse and worse?”
Guy - “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits”
Heroine - “You DO realize that’s a large, angred, long haired pretty boy bent on ruling the world, not a car, right?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Yeah? Well, you just wait until you fall asleep…”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I don’t care about that, Tony. All I care about is rescuing my cat, Fluffy.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
"Hey,there was an Ambrosia in the car. Know how hard those are to find!?
Games"And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers."
Mine"Car!? I thought this was where the gave out free peanuts!"
Games"And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers."
Mine"Listen here…uh Tony, I have 100 bucks and a crowbar saying that you’ll forget you ever saw me on that car."
"And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limit to all passengers.”
“But if the car is off limit how do u expect us “passengers” to get around town when it’s the only one left silly”
“well to tell you the truth miss it has no engine or seats, in fact all it has is some goodyear tires”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limit to all passengers”
Don’t give me your pathetic excuses!Out of my way,your in the way of a great genius.I’ve discovered that once this game is over, you’ll be out of a job."
Man" NOOOO!
Please I hear that there is free food for my starving children… and that there is free doctor care for all sick children…
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
I hear they’re keeping all the copies of the origional Wild Arms hidden somewhere around here so it wont scare away newcomers to the world of role-playing!
And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
Geez, you really need to think of a new pick-up line buddy.
“There’s a kid running around in shoes that say “Here comes a special boy” in there…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to all passengers.”
You have a huge booger hanging out of your nose! Hahahaha
“And that is precisely why the car is off limits to all passengers”
"Car? Car? We’re stuck in a huge steel box and you’re worried about a
Car? What’s wrong with you?
Well, sorry to dissápoint you ,but someone in this game must work…and that is the precisily reason why the car is off limits to all passegers.
“Hey, I got another D.U.I, That’s three this week.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“If your previous passengers weren’t hookers, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
“Wow, I can’t beleave that’s Ashley ARMs room!!!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But you see i heard that the Wild Arms 3 game was in that car”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
" ZzzzzzzzZzz. Oh your done, i’m sorry yeah your right i should have
rode first class."
“Dude your mother just walked in there with the Conductor.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Ok, i’ll go sit wink-wink (The girl) I saw that! (the dude) heh heh, hey AHH AHHH! runs”
What if I go around the car?
What about the guy that who just went past you?
“So what if I killed off the chef? I’m an American!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“If I talk to you again, you’re gonna say the same damn thing, right?”
“I am a passenger on this train, and I demand the right to enter the bathroom, so I can put some clothes other than this jacket on!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“So, let me see if I got this straight - You are transporting a sick double headed firebreathing dragon, and it sneezed, setting the car it was on, on fire and-”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But that still doesn’t explain why your not wearing any pants…”
“You don’t understand! I left my soiled Hamtaro underpants back there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Well it’s a good thing that a few dozen drunken elves aren’t gonna bother me, then.”
Man, whovever switched the water fountains to beer is a genious. I can’t get enough of it.
That is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to passengers.
“and that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to passengers”
“But I didn’t mean to kill the Hamburglar when I ran over him. I just wanted to leave him mangled and marred so I could take his juicy, meaty hamburgers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“If I throw a stick, will you go away?”
“Drinking and driving is the biggest cause of vehicle damage in the world. Special effects are a close second.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Something in that car smells REALLY bad! If I came any closer I would faint!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to passengers”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Wow! and all this time i thought Elvis was dead!”
“I hear that theres a car here that allows us to revive Aeris from FFVII!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, im just trying to save my darn game!”
“Out of the way! Woman with a shotgun and PMS coming through!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But… here, I have some Bean-O! Just give me a mask and let me by.”
“Come on! I’ll introduce you to my hot super model sister…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“You pulled my tail!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Woah wats going on?”
“I don’t know, we’re just your really bright hair pieces.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“…Um… yeah, you see… Marcellus Wallace is having a conference with some guy named Luke Seifer, and wishes to have the meeting private…”
“The programmers were too lazy to bother putting a room back there.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
This old man told me he was going to show me his wrinkled little chihuahua. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS AN " ALL - NUDE " CAR!!!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But, how could peanut butter have caused so much trouble?”
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“HEROINE"- Whew, finally a break from all those bothersome monsters. Say… do you smell marijuana!?
“TONY”- And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.
gaurd points to sign which reads
“Car under reconstruction” (also top secret documents beyond but your not supposed to know that so don’t read this…move along and have a nice day thank you)
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passangers”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passangers”
that’s why? cause your boss said someone was out to get him? wait a minute i think i saw a guy like that 2 cars up if you go now you can catch him!!!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”"
“NO Tofo! Nooooo. I knew his head would take up all the space”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Good, I was sent by the safety inspection committee to make sure you
weren’t letting anyone besides us on. Stand aside or I’ll have to thrash you.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“I often wondered where the biggest jerk on the planet was hidden, lucky me I found him.”
“Come on! I was told that this was the best nudie bar on all of Filgaia!”
“And that is preciasely the reason this car is off limits to passengers.”
“I have to get through! The boss of this stage is back there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But I’m not a passenger, I’m a hero!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But it’s the BACKSTREET BOOOOOYYYYS! C’mon! Pwease?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Yeah ok. That still doesn’t explain why you just grabbed my butt.”
“Hey mister. Can you please tell me where the bathroom is?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“ZZZZzzzzzzzz…” “Huh?” “Can you repeat what you just said I didn’t catch it the first time” “ZZZZzzzzzzzz…”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Well then you tell the conductor to hurry up because I just crapped my pants!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
So your saying that the car is off limits so that I have to perform some menial task in an attempt to prolong the time it takes to win the game?
“I would love to try that uniform!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why I must knock you out."
Girl:“I thought I saw the Backstreet Boys, N-Sync and F4 in the carriage. Can I go in to get their autographs?”
Man in Uniform:“Lady, this carriage is fully booked for them only.”
Man in Uniform:“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off Limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I hate you”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“i will kill you”
“But the main villain is in there plotting his next move! …Or watching a movie with his dinner, I’m not sure which…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Aww… May I at least watch the movie?”
“Only if you check that big gun at the door.”
“Hi, I’m a pretty Anime type girl with a gun larger than my torso. May I enter?”
“I’m sorry, this car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But the big nasty monster with lots of fangs and claws is in there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“What are you talking about? THAT’S MY CAR!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
“zzzzzzzzzzzzz, <snort> huh? Oh yeah, thanks for the train schedule.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Can you not stand so close to me? Your breath is making me queezy. And
you could really use a haircut, you Harry Potter look-a-like!”
miss there has been a terible atraucity ahead, grown men were weaping at the site of the accident many were involved few survived.(and that is why…)
124.
“But that car holds the worlds collection of RPGClassics?!?!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Just wait I’ll be back with a Lame Newbie to annoy the pants off you!!”
125.
I made a mistake by eating the dining car special because it gave me gas.
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers”
126.
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers”
“Sheesh! I only wanted to know if you were single and not about your dad’s cross dressing fetish!”
“Hey!, I only been carsick a few times.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Yo man, I was only sent hear to park the thing, hehehe.”
Heroine - “Hi, I’m looking for <insert villian’s name here>, have you
seen him?”
Tony - “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Heroine - “What???”
Tony - “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Heroine - Man, these NPC’s never did make sense!
“You just don’t understand. It’s that time of month where I really REALLY need to use the bathroom.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off-limits to passagers”
“What is your real intention in telling me this?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off-limits to passagers”
“Wow, you can do all that studd in the back seat of a single car!? How didn’t I think of that?”
Virginia: I have to get into this room. It is so cliche that it holds some sort of treasure. My thirst for heroics is never done!
Tony: And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.
Tony: All of your so-called “heroics” are bad for business. Right after you get into that room , some sort of tough-guy with a gun and mental issues will show up.
“So…you’re saying that there is a Steve Urkel look-a-like contest that will turn everybody into Steve Urkels as well?!?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Come on! I need to go to the bathroom badly! Why did he had to eat those three supersized burritos?!?”
“I only need to break that last seal and the mana fortress will rise again!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to passengers.”
EXCUSE ME. I need to Hijack this Train!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But my husband is in there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“A simple no would’ve been fine, thank you”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I told you i am sorry, I should of warned you i had the three chili dog lunch.”
“there were some sounds from in that car, AHH LOOK BEHIND YOU!!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“ZZZ! Oh, you are FINALLY done”
" I would even give your ugly step-mother a ride!"
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: Excuse me, where are the facilities?
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Girl: What are you talking about? I own the car!
“Please drive me to the nearest bathroom my blatters about to
explode!!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize yo mama was so fat that she needed a whole car to herself. Now move out of my way or I’ll beat you like the red headed step child you realy are.”
“But I have to get to the Simpsons convention in car three. They’re giving away free Homer and Marge masks to the first twenty people through the door. I’ll just die if don’t get one.”
“I heard something coming for that car, AHHHH LOOK BEHIND YOU!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Lance Bass is in that car! I MUST get his autograph before I head out
on my heroic journey!
“And That is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers”
“And That is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers”
I’ll be back… with my gameshark and wallhack! Nothing will keep me
from Santa’s Lap!
I have a chocolate pistol to deliver to the president.
Why is the car off limits to passengers?If the car has no passengers its not living up to its potential.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Stupid Michael Jackson and his crummy rules, this isn’t his train you
know, I am so complaining!”
“I heard there was a newlywed couple on the train. I just wanted to wish them well and…um…see how they’re getting along.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“excuse me, but I can’t seem to find my pants”
"I love your cereal, Tony)
“So, we’re gonna go screw now right?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
But, But, But, it’s just a pinto!
“And that…”
1.“Come on you know all i want to do is have a little fun…”-Before man’s dialogue
2.“I swear i won’t reck the passenger car again”-Before man’s dialogue
“But… but… I saw you in there with those other three girls!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“But if I don’t explore every inch of the game world, my friends won’t respect me! I’ll go insane if I can’t get in there!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Ka boom! Thud
“LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE Oooo! Treasure!”
“My favorite weapon is in that car. I need it to save your sorry behind from being destroyed by an ultra powerful villain”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“I have a very important business meeting in that car. My future at starbucks coffee is on the line!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“So, lemme get this straight, you keep the Final Boss in there?”
“Wow, look at all that cake!”
“I can’t believe it! That cabbie tried to hit me with a rubber
chicken!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“I heard they are filming the new Harry Potter movie in that car!!”
My 2nd entry is…after the caption
" but I really got to go, and thats the only car with a bathroom…"
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“So, get the hell outta here lady!”
“So you’re saying it’s not ok for me to waste everyone and become the sole heroin is what’s truly keeping me from being happy?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Aww…you’re no fun”
“But this is Filgaia, everyone carries a gun!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Arg, why must you stand in my way? If I had that weapon, I could kill the boss without reloading 18 times.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Hey buddy, do you want me to save the world or not!!!
“And that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passangers.”
“You keep saying that! Everytime I try to talk to you, that’s all you say! You haven’t even given me the reason! What are you, some sort of NPC?!”
“Damn this is small.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“There is a bomb back there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Response to his comment: “Come on, it’s just the backseat, for old times sake!”
“Let me through, I know the EMMA motor is back there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Come on, it’s not like this train can fly!”
“What!? Don’t tell me, that somebody flooded the toilet there too.”
“Yes, and that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passengers.”
Heroine: Listen, I’m sorry about the backseat getting stained. I just
got caught up in the moment, and–
Tony: And that is precisely why that car is off limits to all
passengers.
Tony: Listen that car is a Power Wheels. It’s made for ages 4-7, and
has a weight limit of 100 lbs.
Heroine: But, I weigh 85 lbs, and all of my friends weigh WAY more then
15…
Tony: And that is precisely why that car is off limits to all
passengers.
“Get out of my way. I hear they’re handing out the free copies of Wild
Arms 3 in the next car.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“But I won that damn contest on RPGclassics.com, you have to let me
in!”
“Oh, you were the one with the lame reference to the contest in your
contest entry… I remember. Go on in then.”
Girl: “I hear there’s a bowl of the experimental Frosted Flakes Version
2.0 in the next car, let me in!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Girl: “But they’re GRRRRREEEEAAATTT!”
Tony: “Stealing my line won’t get you anywhere.”
“I cant belive somebody could get that fat…I couldnt even fit into
the car at all. Not even the trunk!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Um, sir? Is that guy over there trying to break into my vehicle?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“No kidding? And I thought cabs were fire proof.”
“Argh! Why am I stuck in this screenshot staring at you!? Look at those
nosehairs! And what’s that smell?! When’s the last time you had a
bath?!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Outta my way, momma’s boy! I gotta save those people trapped in that
burning cart behind us! Yes, it’s burning…look at it. guard looks away Ha…hah! Later, sucker! she zips by
“Aren’t the animals supposed to be in cages?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
would you do it for a klondike bar?
I am sorry miss but Bill Gates hogging the Food Car for himself,
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Game Over,
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Dear God no! Richard Simmons is in there dancing to our favorite hits from the 60’s!!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Look my Grandma just went in there to use the frickin bathroom…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“So your saying that because ALL of the other Wild Arms heroes had been
guys… I gotta wait in the damn line to be able to see whats in the
damn MYSTERY CART?!?!”
“Oh come on! Martha Stewart is back there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Oh, I know the REAL reason I’m not allowed back there. Is it because I’m White?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
TONY: “This is my bedroom… you really don’t want to see that?”
TONY: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
HEROINE: " Like hell…LET ME IN!!! NOW!!!"
(forces way into door)
And that precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.
The lady : “So, are you telling me that there isn’t any Birkin Monster
is that car? I thought I heard something.”
Man: "Don’t be so naive, there is no such thing at a Birkin Monster.
(in the background a distanct sound) RRROOOOAAARRRR!!! (shocked
expression on lady’s face) That… was a pigeon.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Off limits? THIS IS MY TRAIN!! YOURE FIRED!!”
I desire…macaroni picture.
“And that is the precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
That guy and girl are…well…you’ve seen the Titanic, have’nt you?
“And that is the precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
excuse me, I didn’t mean to let it slip. Pffffft!
“Excuse me, sir, I need to get on car three. My baby brother is in there.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“What, he’s teething again? Hes only a -little- hydra, how bad could he be…”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“D’OH!!!,now we gotta turn all the way around, WHY U LITTLE…(choking sounds are heard)”.
“Hey I just wanna use the bathroom for goodness sakes!!!”
“Gah are you daft man?!?! Denying people the right to use the bathroom
is insane!!! Come one can’t I use the bathroom please?!?!”
And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.
But your a little worm how can you stand a chance againt that…WhaH!!! look out…chomp.
Chick: “So it’s the same as the ‘Champagne Room’?”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car
is off limits to all passengers.”
“Hey Mister, how fast does the car go?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Your reason of, ‘my mommy told me not to let anyone on,’ is hardly good enough not to let someone ride.”
(195 address)
“Hey! Let me through, there’s a monster in there!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Oh, well… umm… I left my bra and panties in there, then!”
“Really? Okay, go on through. Be careful of the monster though.”
“Dude. I think the last boss is in that car.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“I’ll give you a cookie if you let me in.”
“Let me by, I’m a mighty pirate…erm…Drifter.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Look behind you, a three headed monkey.”
“I’m sorry, but I’m not falling for that one AGAIN!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Let me by, for I am Virginia Maxwell, Drifter.”
“What kind of name is that?”
“Fictional.”
“I lost my pet blender in car 32B.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Um, the car you’re standing in front of… it’s gone.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“So Michael Bolton and John Cougar Mellencamp are singing a duet in
there? Anyone who enters would surely die!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
But I’m not a passenger, I’m an android!!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
FINE!!! I don’t even know why we HAVE a bottle!!!
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“What happened to you Tony? You used to be cool…”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“The ladies room?”
“OH MY GOD!!! THE BODIES!!!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Because if we let YOU in, then the whole damn world’ll want to get in.”
203.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“So…I call shotgun!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Wow, how do you drive a car like that?”
204.
<girl> Excuse me sir, I need to get to the bathroom in the next car. This one doesn’t work and I really need to go
<Tony> I’m sorry, the next car was never modeled and doesn’t exist.
<girl> WHAT?!?! BUT I REALLY REALLY HAVE TO GO!
<Tony> And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.
<girl> Can I have an orange?
<Tony> And that is precisely the reason that car is
off limits to all passengers.
<girl> Um… O… K… I’ll be going now.
<Tony> And that is precisely the reason that car is
off limits to all passengers.
<girl> I hate one-line sprites…
<Tony> And that is precisely the reason that car is
off limits to all passengers.
<girl> oog…
Come on, I want to get my stash of grenades, nuclear missles, and
biological weapons! Not to mention the hot, dark chocolate fudge!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
(addy 208)
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“That’s all fine and dandy but my question was where are your toilets,
cause Im Prairie dogin a turd here and it wants to take a swim.”
(addy 208)
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“Listen baby you hired a hooker not a robber, now quit being shy and
give your suga momma a kiss.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“But I left my toothbrush in there…
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Um…Do you realize you didn’t actually tell me why? All you said was ‘that’s why.’”
“Excuse me, but is there a restroom in that car?”
“Yes, And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“All the NPC’s are co-starring in Grand Turismo 4?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“You will never be a hero if you say the same thing over and over…”
“Oh come on. Can’t a girl get a little flute practice being so far away from Band Camp !”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Look mister, it is my time of the month, and I WANT that Cadilac right
now!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off
limits to passengers.”
“But i’m not just any passenger, I’m James Bond’s wife
you dolt!”
Tony-And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
That chick-Umm…Tony, my face is up here…
Tony-I’ve made my choice…
“Geez, I just made a terrible mess in your washroom!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
and
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“…sorry, could you repeat that? I zoned out…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off
limits to passengers.”
“Well then lets get it on in the other car.”
“I hear that there is something in that car that can help me progress my quest considerably faster, without having to do anything hard. Like completing a puzzle of some kind.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Those are the ‘RPG of the Year’ people playtesting
Septerra Core! I have to stop them before they get to
23 hour of gameplay. They’ll get bored and frustrated!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off
limits to passengers.”
“But I can’t go anywhere else, this part of the game is scripted!”
“And thats precisely the reason why this car is off limits to
passengers”.
“This will help save the world!”
“And that it precisely the reason why this car if off limits to
passengers”.
Girl: “Pardon me, have you seen my boyfriend? We were eating the delicious Extra Macaroni and Cheese Kraft Dinner you served us and he ran off in that car without saying a word…”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Girl: “You can’t fool me. I’m working for the U.N. and I know the missiles are in there!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Oh, come on baby, I’m sure some coivoisier, a dimly lit room, and an appropriate soundtrack can change all that.”
“I’m here with the League of Stereotypically Bad Female Drivers!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
"some spiky haired dude came in, tipped over the breakfast carts scared
the passengers and said “I demand satisfaction!!”
“Charles Dexter Ward is behind that door and he intends to open the Gate and unleash Yog-Sothoth. Great evil is about to pour forth upon the world from just behind that door!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off
limits to passengers.”
Girl: “Oh my God, there’s a hairy whore in that car!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to
passengers.”
Girl- What are you, anal retentive?!
Guy- And that is precisely why…
Guy- And that is precisely why…
Girl- Listen, I think that our quest out HERE is a lot more important
than your flesh-eating mongeese in THERE.
“Dude… where’s my car?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Now how am I going to pick up my wild arms 3 now?
So how bout them dodgers?
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Let me threw! It’s not like I’m going to put you in a bag and throw
you off, is it? Anyway, by the looks of it your not my mother so let me
threw.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Girl/“Come on, let me go there! This room is filled with Star Trek geeks!”
Tony/“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers”
Girl/“That car over there is only for cargo…”
Tony/“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl/“Exactly! So lets go there now and MAKE OUT!”
“Ahhh! There’s a huge purple cow monster chasing me!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But Tony, that still doesn’t explain what those two people are doing in the back of the car!?”
after" will you let me on if i show you these?"
“Hey! I’m gonna borrow this car ok? I have a meeting with a moose at 12:53P.m. and if I don’t get there soon they will… thats none of your … ummm ummm ahhhhhhh!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I didn’t do anything wrong, it was in the script…”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“Ok, ok, sorry.”
“Sometimes I wish I where gay.”
“WHAT?”
"And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.
“I always knew cheap beer and 13 bean chili was a bad mix but sheesh!”
“And that is precisley the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
" Listen sugar I know Garth Brooks is in that there Car. So unless you want a riot breaking out hun. Your gonna let me pass or feel high heels where the sun don’t shine for a very long time."
“And that is precisley the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
" Fine, its your loss then. Don’t come looking for me when the train blows up. Oh that’s right you wont be able to well both be dead."
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: “I knew you were going to say that, these RPG train sequences are so predictable.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Girl: “I don’t care, I need to get to that save point. If you don’t let go of me I will engage you in a turn based battle.”
Tony-“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“…I don’t care if Mother Brain is in there, you don’t stop a PMSing girl with a gun from going to the bathroom!”
“WE are slaves…slaves to the human player! He controls our very destinies! EVIL CONTROLLER WEILDING DEMON!”
Tony-“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Oookaay…‘Precisely’ how long were you enrolled at Anal Retentive
Academy?
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Well, I warned him about eating the Mexican entree and drinking that
much tequila!
“Come on, so I set the kitchen car on fire, broke that clerk’s nose, and threw that fat lady’s dog out the window, I said I was sorry!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“It’s because I called you fat isn’t it?”
“But Ashley Winchester is in that car! I have to get his autograph!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Heroine: “All right, I’m going through this door and taking all the
stuff I need from the treasure chests”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Heroine: “But I’m the heroine of the game, you are supposed to let me
into any room and take everything”.
Virginia: “Is that the car where they have the stereo that plays music over the intercom?”
Tony: “Yes it is, but it’s off limits to all passengers.”
Virginia: “But I have a copy of ‘Muskrat Love: The Greatest 1970’s Love Song in 32 Languages’ that I want to play!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“There’s a BIG stink coming from the back! Smells like something crawled back there and died!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“(Hmm… maybe I should speak to him in his own language…) There are many guards in the castle?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
After spending 30 minutes explaining the situation to her he realized
he was not in fact talking to her but an elaborate mannequin she constructed from wax paper and plywood. He was able to succesfully track her down to her house where she was on the roof where she had painted a giant target and was yelling at the sky telling the government to nuke her house.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
Girl: Off limits, eh(she pulls out a remote and presses a button
labeled “hounds”, no hounds show up).
Girl: hmm, vicios hounds should be ripping you to pieces, one second(girl attempts to scald him with a bucket of water).
Man: The water is cold,
Girl:…(runs off).
“And that…
You didn’t say there was a car! I would smack you if my arms would move in this picture! Hmph!
“I heard that you were making some kind of new game in there.”
Tony “Yeah, so what? Its off limits.”
“And the game is a Ewok version of Serious Sam? I want to see it!”
Tony “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But DENNIS RODMAN is in there, and he is SOOOO HOT!”
Tony “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Self Imploding Contour Seats!?!?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Mustard Gas Air Conditioner!?!?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But…I forgot my eggsalad in the other car…”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“OK, I will tell to your boss that you have an Xbox! He gonna kick your
ass out of this game if you don’t get out of the way, Microsoft fan!”
“Excuse me, i need to submit these entries for the wild arms 3 giveaway contest! Lemme through!”
“And that is precisely…”
“Hey, im the antagonist, let me through”
“And that is precisely…”
“Then you leave me with no choice but to kill you in stereotypical fashion”
“Awww. Come on! I really have to go. I can’t hold it anymore!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers”
Dude where’s your car?
“And that’s precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Oh my! I got me fingers stuck in me bum, I should have never listen to that little Dutch boy, and now I got me fingers stuck in me bum… Hey Tony! I got me fingers stuck in me bum.
Tony:"(Not that Dutch boy again), and that’s precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.
“…and that is the reason for the Earth being green.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“How many times have I told you. I’m not just any passenger, I’m Suddam Houssain in disguise. Now let me through or I will release this toxic gas.”
“If you don’t get out of my way, I will cast the worst Ugly Spell on you!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“Alright, you asked for it, the queen from Final Fantasy IX is gonna look like a Victoria’s Secret model after I get through with you!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Woman: “Why?”
Tony: “Why not?”
Woman: “…Ok, you win.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Woman: “So in other words, that is precisely not the reason why that car is not off limits to no passengers”
Tony: “Why me?”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Girl: “Why can’t I use the bathroom??? How am I supposed to journey on a massive adventure without even going once?”
Girl: “What’s happening back there! Help us! We are being covered in black outlines!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Fine, whatever I only asked you where the bathroom is!!!Geez
And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.
Well, I don’t care, It probably isnt a very good car anyways
“Oh gawd to many bean taco’s, I’m so sorry, I’m really gassing it up
tonight… fluff Mmmm there I go again…”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
Submission 2
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
"listen! I don’t care what it does to the O-zone layer, the trains stoped dead! I’m puting coal in that furnace, before I miss my favorite show walker texas ranger!
Viginia-“But no one’s seen a yellow-bellied snow yak around her in ten years!”
Tony- “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
Virginia- “Out of my way! I get to do my flashback scene in there! I want my flashback scene!”
Tony- “And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“What’s that? Murder most foul you say? Someone’s head bashed in? Well at least theres one good use for a Xbox.”
“Please let me in, I need to go potty!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers”
What kind of a pickup line is that?
“Wooooooooooo!!! Don’t go in there! That Taco Bell bean burrito I had earlier today just didn’t settle well with me.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
"Times like this … I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
Virginia: “But I really need to get through! Listen, I swear I didn’t mean to blow a hole through the wall in the dining car. C’mon, accidents happen!”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
Tony: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to
all passengers.”
Virginia: “But I keep trying to tell you! I’m NOT a passenger; I’m the engineer!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“Actually, I’m intently staring at your tie right now. I’ve never seen a red tie before. May I touch it?”
“Isn’t that the main exit off the train?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“/Sigh/, I’d hate to be stuck on a train with the only other exit
being a secret tunnel filled with random monsters. What’s a gal to do?”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
(So that’s where Jar Jar went into hiding…the jedi will be avenged!..)
Walk up to guy and hit Talk button
“And that is precisely . . . off limits”
“We must keep these RPGers apart so that they don’t breed among themselves!”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I took the dog for a ride. I forgot to take him out beforehand.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
"But won’t you make an exception for someone who is going to save the world? Smile Wink wink”
“I gotta use the bathroom! The town’s yearly chili cook-off wasn’t too kind on my stomach!”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“It fells like two thousand ants are crawling inside my underpants!”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car was off limits to all
passengers.”
“Hey, big boy! Want to makeout?”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“…You dont realy have a car…Do you…?”
"But I do know how to drive! As a matter of fact, I got an A-International liscense in GrandTorismo3!
“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“I should have used Preparation H.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to passengers.”
“But wait . . . why did the drunkard throw the hobo from the ten-story building? You’re not making any sense.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“If I could just get by you, I just used someone named Tony’s bathroom and clogged the heck out of the toilet real bad!”
“I bet he’ll be real ticked when he gets back.”
TONY: “And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all passengers.”
“This car was built by the government by all the lowest bidders”
Tony “and that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passengers”
“This car was build to satisify all the requirments of the EPA, PETA,
and greenpeace.”
Tony “and that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passengers”
“I heard their showing “Kung Pow” in there.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“So my science teacher is in there?”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“Wow! this is one of those experimental cars that are fueled by
grasshoppers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“…Can I still keep the keys? Or atleast the keychain?”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“Dude, we’re on a boat.”
“And that is precisely the reason why that car is off limits to all
passengers.”
“This one? right here? its only a model, how would anyone fit inside?”
Why Merl, why must you make the reoccuring nightmares continue once more? ;_;
Originally posted by Kagon
If it were better than some of the winners, you would have won. You did not win; thus, it was not better. Sorry, you can admit defeat and drop it now.
If I remember right, there were 6 per thread in the 5 semi finals. You guys voted for 3 each. Now mine was 4th in the semi finals. However, the 3 who beat me also won the contest. That was one of the flaws in the contest.
Good lord, quit your pathetic whining. You lost. Deal with it like everyone else that didn’t win.
“And that is precisely the reason why the car is off limits to
passengers.”
“How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”
Fuck, I remember this one. It made me laugh so hard at the time
Why, exactly, do you care about a silly contest so much (especially considering its more than a year finished)?
More like a year since that’s what “anniversary” means, Roun.
And Xelo, why do you still care? I’m sure your parents could afford it.
Originally posted by Megaman984
More like a year since that’s what “anniversary” means, Roun.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. whistles innocently
jesus, I could only stand reading half of those before I finally went to hit my head against a wall! And you guys had to deal with every damn one of those?