Happy Anniversary/Birthday, "Tony!"

No Maz, you’re ALL alone on this one. =P

I can handle the memories… I made peace with them as I wrote the guest Rendezvous chapter… I can handle… it… AAAAHHHH!!! runs around in circles

I think my eyes bled doing all of that.

No… NO! It was all for remembering <strike>happy memories around a fireplace while roasting marshmallows and singing songs… </strike> an occasion of DOOM to be remembered forever, not chaos like this! THIS ISN’T WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, this can’t be!

WHAT HORRORS HAVE I’VE UNLEASHED!?

…And I hear Weiila has put a price on my head. Hoo boy. moves to Alaska

Originally posted by Zero
Mazrim Taim, report to Master Faruk for mental reconditioning.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> gleefully rubs his hands

Yes, Maba, I have, I have. I have assigned Boomerang to hunt you down. Have fun! :slight_smile:

Nah, we got a teeny portion of it ‘cause y’all were goin’ crazy from it all. :stuck_out_tongue:

Question: Has EVERY contest held here ended in disaster?
::dekar!::

Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez
Question: Has EVERY contest held here ended in disaster?
::dekar!::

It was the only contest, and will probably still be the only one. I’d volunteer for the masochistic duty, myself… but whatever. :stuck_out_tongue:

We do owe some thanks to whoever fucked up the site because it completly erased that entire forum from existance.

And it didn’t END in disaster, the trip to the end was the hellish part.

Here’s what 70% of the submissions were like:

“omg i have diarrhea”
“And that is precisely…”

“where is the bathroom??”
“And that is precisely…”

“dude i have to take a shit”
“And that is precisely…”

“omg i just ate tacos and beanz”
“And that is precisely…”

“And that is precisely…”
“But i have to go to the bathroom!!1”

“And that is precisely…”
“omg do u want me 2 shit all over the floor!?/1/1”

Har >.>;;

I’m so gonna remind people of that contest as much as I can :stuck_out_tongue:

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse2b.gif”> twitch…you are going to pay for that Mabat! *fires the transformation gun (copyrighted by me) at Mabatsekker, turning him into a ewok!

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/wicket.gif”> Yub yub! runs away

I still don’t get how Charle’s is so funny.

It was the pure simplicity of it. The pure, blessed simplicity.

I also liked the “And that is precisely the reason why I must beat you up.” And the one that went something like:

“And that is precisely…”
After spending an hour explaining the whole situation to her, he noticed that she was gone. He found her later, when she had painted huge circles all around her garden and now was on the roof, shouting at the government to nuke her house.

Originally posted by Xelopheris
I still don’t get how Charle’s is so funny.
Compared to the bathroom jokes, it was very funny.

It’s relatively funny. Relative to the sucky ones. :stuck_out_tongue:

Just out of curiosity, what WERE the other wiining ones? I don’t remember.

And on another note, the funniest part is if not for this contest, no-one who played WA3 would give that line a second though. It’s as casual as an NPC giving a remark about the town’s history or something.

But thanks to this, I burst into insane laughter at that moment. Thank you, RPGC! flashes a thumbs up

Originally posted by Epicgamer
Compared to the bathroom jokes, it was very funny.
Compared to mine, it was lame

“This is a train car. It may seem like there is something else, but it is infact, just a train car. And that is precisely the reason why this car is off limits to all passengers”

No offense Xelo… but I think I like Charle’s better. :stuck_out_tongue:

And thankfully, I got out of this incident scar-free. :cool: Happy memories!