FF What Are Your Cuties ?

Ivan · December 11, 2003, 6:24pm

Originally posted by Crotanks
Yuffie, Rinoa, Yuna, Rikku, and Garnet.

What? You as well?

EDIT: Never mind, I just saw your age in your profile.

Crotanks · December 11, 2003, 6:32pm

Funny

Sorcerer · December 11, 2003, 6:35pm

Originally posted by Born_Loser
[b]i’m bored, so i’ll play along.

FF7: Tifa- Rag doll, livin in a movie
FF8: Rinoa- hot tramp, daddy’s little cutie
FF9: Garnet- hot time, get it while it’s easy
FF10: Rikku- dont mind, come on up and see me

Rag doll, baby wont you do me like you done before [/b]

Woo, aerosmith.

Born_Loser · December 11, 2003, 8:03pm

LOL, i’m glad you knew it Sorc, i didnt really expect many of the kids on here to recognise it.

Wouldn’t Yuffie’s and Rikku’s underageness give them a sorta of lolita attraction? The ole’ forbidden fruit thang where the more restricted, the more you want ? Uh ohhh… i mentioned lolitas, who’s the perv ??

Ivan · December 11, 2003, 8:23pm

Originally posted by Born_Loser
Wouldn’t Yuffie’s and Rikku’s underageness give them a sorta of lolita attraction? The ole’ forbidden fruit thang where the more restricted, the more you want ? Uh ohhh… i mentioned lolitas, who’s the perv ??

What does “lolita” mean, anyways? The thing is, Yuffie’s complete and utter lack of femine curvature makes it very obvious that she is underage, and thus squarely outside of range of any kind of hottie consideration.

Fenril_Knight · December 11, 2003, 8:28pm

Lolita… You talkin’ bout the show where this middle-age guy was drivin’ this young hot chick all over the place, or are you talkin’ bout the one where a girl name Lolita doin’ a strip… Never mind.

demigod · December 11, 2003, 10:22pm

Originally posted by Ivan
What does “lolita” mean, anyways? The thing is, Yuffie’s complete and utter lack of femine curvature makes it very obvious that she is underage, and thus squarely outside of range of any kind of hottie consideration.

Well the suffix “-ita” (and “-ito” for masculine words) means little, but I don’t know what the root word is. I know this because in 7th grade when we were choosing Spanish names for Spanish class, one kid wanted to be “Burrito” and the teacher responded, “If you want your name to be ‘little donkey’, that’s fine.”

Ivan · December 12, 2003, 8:06am

Perhaps then laughing out loud, but only a little bit … :hahaha;

Born_Loser · December 12, 2003, 9:15am

Lolita is just a word for underage hotties. y’know. Jailbait. It’s also used a lot in porn. Like, say i ran a strip club, and i hired a 17 year old to dance there, she would be known as a lolita dancer.

squalls_girl_48 · December 12, 2003, 9:29am

ok that was a bit of info i didn’t need to know…can we get back to the subject?

Ivan · December 12, 2003, 10:15am

Hmm… from the contexts I’ve heard it in, I figured that it meant youthful and innocent looking, although not necessarily jailbait.

As for the thread topic itself, is there really anything more to be said?

Heaven_s_Soldier · December 12, 2003, 10:36am

She may look younger, but Yuffie is actually 16. Which is only a year younger then me. So I don’t see any problem.

And besides, I never said anything about about doing stuff with her. I just said she was attractive/cute/hot, in my opinion. And last time I checked, that does turn you into jailbait.

Born_Loser · December 12, 2003, 1:58pm

The innocence is what dirty old men like me find attractive about hot young things. They way the make us feel younger, and allow us to re-live our youth a little. Man… i feel like a granpaw…

LunarCry · December 14, 2003, 12:08pm

Squall beats all other characters in terms of, dare I say it, hawtness. No others need to be mentioned. :get it?:

Oh, and . . .

Originally posted by squalls_girl_48
ok that was a bit of info i didn’t need to know…can we get back to the subject?

. . . hopefully that means you now understand why going randomly and exclusively off-topic is frowned upon?

squalls_girl_48 · December 15, 2003, 7:09am

yeah yeah!! guilty as charged lol

Genericangstyposter · December 15, 2003, 7:41am

Originally posted by FinalFayth
yes!Now there is a guy who dislikes Tifa which is rare.I think shes cool but I ain’t a guy so I can’t say shes hot unless I am not straight.

I don’t think its that rare. How can one like a floatation device?

Also, uh… I’m not gay but I can tell if a guy is attractive just fine, thank you. I don’t need to have a compatable sexual orientation for the sex I’m evaluating to see whether or not someone is attractive.

And as far as which FF character I’m attracted to- I’m not attracted to any of them, really. They’re polygons/pixels.

Personalitywise, though, I’d have to go with Celes.

Ivan · December 15, 2003, 9:46am

Originally posted by Cybercompost

And as far as which FF character I’m attracted to- I’m not attracted to any of them, really. They’re polygons/pixels.

With graphics the way they are in the newer games, though, imagining the characters in real life is not a difficult stretch at all.

Of course, I exist solidly in the space in which some of 'em pixels sure are sexy.:yipee:

EDIT: Sexxay, even.

Kor · December 15, 2003, 4:31pm

Originally posted by Ivan
[b].Of course, I exist solidly in the space in which some of 'em pixels sure are sexy.:yipee:

[/b]

I live in the “space” where people think you should seek mental help NodNod (And I’m not only saying this only for this comment, I’m saying this for all your “hot sprites” comments (Like sating that Marle, A freakin’ 16bit sprite is hot. :P)

Born_Loser · December 15, 2003, 4:58pm

Marle is hot… so is Celes… i;d have a threesom with Celes and Marle !

squalls_girl_48 · December 15, 2003, 5:00pm

i coulda lived without seeing that bit of info lol