When are you gonna answer my question?
Will you ever post a pic of EPL?
Yeah - it’s in the Picture Thread Archive (I think) in the zip files of all the pictures from the LA gathering in March.
Where are all these zip files? I wanna see ;_;
If you could be anywhere, where would you be? (fantasy worlds do count)
what movie other than Spider-Man 2 are you looking forward to the most this year?
Out of all the usernames in the world, why did you choose “Charlemagne”?
Do you pledge to protect Tokugawa, Ieyasu?
When are you going to answer dammit?! Im on the edge of my seat here! This was just a conspiracy to get us all to ask questions like lunatics and then you wont answer them, i know it.
(I know Charle’s real name! HAW! I know OTHER STUFF about him too… mweehehehehehehhehehhehhhhhheeeeeeeee)
Anyway, how did you come up with this brilliant scheme to have people ask questions and then not answer them? Was it just another case of the Charlemagne genius, or another case of the Charlemagne meant to answer them but just didnt? 
Any female knows Charlemagne’s real name.
Oh yeah?! Then what is it?
What is the purpose of meaning?
Do you love me?
I obviously wont say here, but to get everyone thinking… Charlemagne’s name is Binky. Yes, it’s definately Binky. Charlemagne also likes chicken.
Will you buy me dinner then do me like a rabbit?
Why?
Charlemagne
…Anything?
Allright, I’m gonna answer these annny hour now.
Are you gonna call me Nutter?
Big nutter
(he will!)