> >Subject: Vanilla Pudding
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> >
> > >This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
> > appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
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> > >
> >
> > >Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
> > disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
> > who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
> > valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
> > the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside
> > they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the
> > bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit
> > to eat.” The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
> > nothing but vanilla pudding.
> >
> > >
> >
> > >The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> > one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
> > safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
> > made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
> > uncomfortably full stomach.
> >
> > >
> >
> > >The newspaper headline read:
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> > >
> >
> > >IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
> >
>
I thought vanilla was the same color of chocolate, not white. I still have a lot to learn, I guess. But still, I would have written ‘yogurt’ instead of ‘pudding’.
Thats retarded, sperm banks have little cups for each seperate spooging, so they would have had to have opened each cup, and even then , it would be frozen, and they would have to wait, and even when they dump it into a giant bowl, some would stick to the cup, and well, this story is stupid.
oh, me didnt actuall read the story.
Yeah, the spooge would be frozen, so its not possible. you’re an idiot.
Originally posted by Ren I thought vanilla was the same color of chocolate, not white. I still have a lot to learn, I guess. But still, I would have written ‘yogurt’ instead of ‘pudding’.
Vanilla is a chocolate color. However, when you mix something with vanilla, the vanilla takes in it’s color, rather than the other way around. The actual color you see in a vanilla pudding/brownie/cake/whatever is the color of the sugars.
Xelo likes to look up stuff online, then say he knows it, and he’ll probably say somthing like “well actually charle, I took a baking class, and I blow goats” or he’ll say advaced physics. but dont beleive him, he’s an idiot.
It’s not necesarily vanilla pudding you have to watch out for sperm in… Probably close to 15 years ago, a one of the pizza resteraunts here made their dough for each day the night before. Well, the guy who actually made the dough masturbated in the batter. He would get the biggest kick out of watching people eat the pizza.
Uhm I can. Vanilla Pudding isn’t generally kept in lockboxes and frozen. Not to mention sperm has a completely different texture than pudding. And taste.
Last year a woman in a restaurant in US found a used condom in her soup. I am looking for a link to it in some news sites. She sued the restaurant for a few thousand dollars.