Just got through watching the MST3K’d version of Jack Frost (the finnish mythology film, not the psychopathic snowman one) and it was utterly terrible. Even Tom, Mike and Crow’s commentary couldn’t save this one from C Drive deletion. So what’s the worst film you’ve ever seen?
Any of the Harry potter films.
Ooof that’s harsh. I wouldn’t say they were that bad.
That old Double Dragon movie. 'Twas an insult to the games it was based on.
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And the Harry Potter movies kick ass. Bite thine tongue.
Wasn’t that reviewed on SomethingAwful once? It looked pretty damned awful.
Two words: Forbbidden Zone
not forbbidden planet, that rocked. Forbbidden Zone was made by Danny Elfmans brother. it was painful. It actually hurt to watch, like my body pain was in pain. you cant even find this movie. It was never in theater, and it was never mass produced. cuz it sucked, bad, really bad. maybe some day I’ll get one of those data recorders and send it to you.
Either Chariman of the Board, Carpool, or Bats.
It’s a three-way tie between three movies:
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Beast of Yucca Flats
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Any movie made for ABC Family or the Hallmark Channel.
The Hulk…
Dungeons and Dragons.
So bad!!
I think Go was the worst movie I’ve seen to date. At least I think that’s what it was called.
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Mmm yeah, Sky Kids and the time my brother tricked me to go to the movies with him. I had no idea what we were seeing, sat down in the theartre and I was realized, and said, “This is Agent Cody Banks isn’t it?” “Yep” “Why did I come here?” “Because you wanted to see this movie…?” “BECAUSE YOU TRICKED ME AND WANTED TO WATCH MY BRAINS TURN INTO SOME KIND OF PINK STICKY GOO RESEMBLING CHEWED MOVIE THEARTRE BUBBLEGUM!”… it was then that half the people in there, most of them teenage girls (shudder) were staring at me, as I was standing up and yelled that at the exact moment the background music started playing… I sat back down and sobbed as my internal organs protested.
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Dark City - worst movie EVER!
Double Dragon, Street Fighter come to mind. I’m surprised no one’s said Gigli.
It’s probably because it got such bad reviews that no one actaully saw it.
It is the worst movie you’ve ever SEEN, and I’ve never seen that one, or Titanic. I think both would get listed if I had though.
You mean MST3K itself, or the movies they review? 