Species II. I was with a group of socially inept and nerdy fellows who badly wanted to see it and I had to go with them. This film was just disgusting.
The first two LotR movies.
One word: Titanic
Oh man, how can you say Dark City? that was such an excellent movie. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was just fucked up, and the fact I was partly drunk when I watched it doesn’t help.
Yar, where did you find Manos? I’ve tried Kazaa’ing for both it and the MST’d version, but I’ve failed both times.
EDIT: I’ve just thought of something…
I’m surprised nobody said Blair Witch Project yet.
That movie was a waste of my damned money.
Waking Life. The most pretentious movie I have ever seen.
I don’t see many movies, but I was forced to see ‘Cats & Dogs’ with my brother for his birthday. Terrible.
Time Bandits.
Anything involving MST3K always involves a shitty movie. But for the worst movie, I’m talking waste of $8, nearly vomiting/contemplating suicide worst movie, I’d have to say…either anything involving Freddie Prinze Junior (She’s All That = :thud: ) or Can’t Hardly Wait. Teen movies are perhaps the biggest wastes of time, air, and life.
Dungeons and Dragons. shiver
I Know many people will want to kill me for saying this, because it’s supposed to be a “bad picture classic”, but:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’d rather watch an Ed Wood movie than ever see THAT one again!
About the only thing I did like was the music number. “Let’s do the Time Warp again…”
Actually, I retract my previous answer to replace it with the 2001 A Space Oddessy. That movie blows. I have no clue what the hell goes on in it.
Some of the worst I’ve seen is The Unearthly. MST 3000 tried to make fun of it, and they did a pretty good job considering how horrible it was. I almost fell asleep watching it!
Another bad movie was Master of Disguise. I know some people liked it, but I found it very… well, it was bad.
All of it. The jokes they made about the movie weren’t really funny. It was so abd I didn’t even finish watching the movie. I just went to sleep. To me the little interludes and the bad movie they are makign fun of is all one movie and it just sucks.
Five migits… spanking a man… in Thousand Island Dressing… is that “love”?
I got to go with Inspector Gadget.
Dreamcatcher. It started out pretty damn cool, but it got too stupid, too fast.
Oh, I also want to add. I know that the movie in Mystery Science 3000 is suppose to be bad, but their jokes and shit just aren’t funny. The movie just sucks. Either way, it shouldn’t matter what I say sucks since if I am bored out of my mind, I’m bored out of my mind. Nice ideas don’t always work.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” was not only intentionally bad, but it’s debauchery and just overall hilarity makes it one of my favorite movies. Tsk tsk.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 was pretty stupid. Mulholland Falls - absolutely horrible. Cable Guy - probably the worst. What’s sad is I saw all 3 of these movies in the theatre around the same time.