Why no one wants to work for Guiness World Records

That’s disturbing… and FAKE! p:unch::

Originally posted by IonMage
[b]hmmm, lets try this name replacement thing…

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Yep, it all works… [/b]

That is just … just … just … … just …

Originally posted by Pierson
I would be spraying it over the screen. 0_o.

Bad choice of words in this thread man, bad choice of words.

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Uwee hee hee :mwahaha:

XD

Oh the possibilities…

How do you get a name in there? embarrassed

I don’t what is worse, thinking this story was real, or knowing someone actually is sick enough to make it up!

Dear God, that’s a lot of masturbating. I feel really sorry for the guy that had to watch the whole thing; he’ll be having nightmares for years to come, assuming he doesn’t kill himself first.

Originally posted by d Galloway
Dear God, that’s a lot of masturbating. I feel really sorry for the guy that had to watch the whole thing; he’ll be having nightmares for years to come, assuming he doesn’t kill himself first.

Unless he’s the type of person who’s turned on by watching other people masturbate.

I forget what the technical term for them is…

Voyeurism?

Eva: http://Evangelion.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Har har har ya bum. I wanted to put someone else’s name in not mine!! But I don’t know where to insert the names!

Yeah me and my old masturbation habits. Nice.

Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes
Eva: http://Evangelion.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

… Eva’s a guy?

Apparently I’ve grown a penis overnight. Fear me, n stuff.

Just put the name in front, replace Eva with someones name.

Ah understood. Commencing fun.

http://Evangelion.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/internetlaunch.php

I’m shocked!

If the referee was a guy I’m sure he would’ve been watching the TV’s.

But I’m presuming it was a woman.

Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes
[b]http://Evangelion.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/internetlaunch.php

I’m shocked! [/b]

I can’t wait :stuck_out_tongue:

You mean you just found out?

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