Why no one wants to work for Guiness World Records

http://sosa.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Why would anyone want to be known for that?

0_o

Wouldn’t so much…activity be like…damaging?

Well at least he’s safe from prostate cancer.

Originally posted by Megaman984
Well at least he’s safe from prostate cancer.

You might as well have said that caption quote thing- I would have groaned just as much.

Bugger me :thud: :get it?: could there be a more undesirable record?

What a wanker.

:mwahaha:

“This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.”

Because he’s trying to get his record back?

Eww.

He will probably be impotent from now on, maybe just as well.

If this turns into a contest between the two of them… well, is there a way to emigrate off the face off the Earth? :thud:

Dude, somewhere after the third or fourth it must not have felt as enjoyable. Besides, after 12 or 13 or so I would think you’d run out of sperm. So after that, how would they know if he even had an orgasm? Without sperm, I would imagine its pretty easy to fake an orgasm.

nothing would suck quite like the law of diminishing returns wielding its powers on the big O.

If I was holding a drink right now, I would be spraying it over the screen. 0_o.

Guess I’ll to work harder for that title…
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I mean, yeah that’s sick.

thats pretty disturbing o_0

http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2

Note: I found this because the 8-bit Theater guy had it linked from his home page. (He said he’s doing a background check on all his potential staffers now)

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Originally posted by Xelopheris
http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2

Thank GOD!

Would someone please drive this stake through my neck now?

Nyar har har harley harl harl!

[shoots Bizzaro-Yarro. The bullet goes all the way through and hits Devillion as well.] Well, you asked.

When I saw the title this was the first thing that popped in my head of what the record was going to be about. At least my sick mind was right…

Originally posted by Xelopheris
http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2

hmmm, lets try this name replacement thing…

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Yep, it all works…