Well, at least it’s something. *Yuna comes back through dimension, slaps Ziggy into unconsciousness, and takes money. Decides to go after Darkness next.
Darkness is informed by Ziggy. Lays out money. Knocks Yuna out when she takes it and throws her back through portal. Then covers portal with rubble. There, that should hold her. Rubble starts shaking. But just in case. Steals rocket and starts orbiting earth.
Rikku comes through in Machina dresssphere, can’t find either Ziggy or Darkness, so she decides to create an electrical field that entes all machines in this universe, and has her own 24 hour song reality show
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, someone stoppppppp ittttttttttttttttt!
Begins twitching. Must land spaceship. Lands and finds Yuna and Rikku waiting for him. They beats him to within an inch of his life, then walk away looking for Ziggy. Ow. Rikku comes back and knocks Darkness out.
Find Ziggy, and tie him to a post. Force him to watch dozens and hundreds of yellow Chocobos Parade before him.
YEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW CCCCCHHHOOOOCOOOOBOOOOOSSSS! cries bitterly Girls walks away for Yuna’s concert in the Thunder PPlains after releasing him
Big grin, singing Blasts the chocobos to the ground and then tosses Yuna’s songstress dresssphere in the air. Looks at Darkness
What do you think we could get for this on ebay?
continues munching on some kentucky fried chocobo o_o
mmm, KFC. cuts everyone in half with his heel-blade and cries while eating the KFC
Depends on how many weirdos are online and how long it takes Yuna to wake up. Pass the chocobo goodness. Munches for a moment. Needs salt. Get’s salt sellar and continues to shake until chocobo meat turns white. Then shakes some of the excess off and chows down while watching auction and Yuna. I wonder how much we could get for a video of this. Knocks Rikku out again and throws near knocked out Yuna.
You guys… um I think you might have taken a right, and sanity took a left. That was about fifteen or so stop signs ago. You might want to try and catch up with reality before it gets too far. On the other hand, does the Colonel have a rotissouri Chocobo too, or just original recipie and extra crispy?
He uses a secret sauce. And come on, who uses their sanity nowadays, anyway. I suggest the wing of chocobo, it’s particularly nice today. Glances at auction. Hmm, 125, not bad. Looks at Yuna, still knocked out. Not good enough. Nods and forces bidding higher.
“And now the dancers are stiff with pain,
They’ve made him kneel too long.
And the madness they have driven out,
They’ve left him cold, and sane.”
My post, my poor post…
i leave my computer for a couple of days and i find out i missed out on all the choco madness.
wark.