Horses are evil, are you trying to tell me that something with teeth that big dont eat people ?
Have you ever seen a horse eat a person?
that would be EXTREMELY creepy
True, but then as I think about it, Born Loser might have a point, after all, I DID see a cow eat a hamburger once. Gasp you dont think that’s how mad cow disease started do you, ;).
those crazy cannibal cows.
What have we done to this innocent post? What was once a cry of distress at the murder of a [STRIKE]innocent[/STRIKE] fiendish chocobo has turned to a discussion about cannibal cows! Where does the madness end?
My vote is that the madness end along with the lives of every last Yoshi, Chocobo (Boko excepted from this ruling) and cannibal cow. Hell, while I’m at it lets kill off every last pony too. I always hated those foul demons.
But then what would all the little girls ask for when Christmas rolls around?
We could raise monkey’s to be smart and think, and serve our young daughters with their homework as servants. That’d make a good christmas Gift.
DEATH TO ALL YELLOW CHOCOBOS AND CANNIBAL COWS!
Decides, as experiment to see what happens when Vanguards house is painted and decorated as giant chocobo. Gets in professionals to do it. Adds cow eating hamburger tied to a stake in the lawn to lure him out. Let’s watch, and see what happens.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOCOBOS AND COWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS. Rushes off and steals a U.S. jet with atomic bomb on it. Bombs the shit out of the house and cows Okay I feel better. 
Wait, no i don’t. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tear hole in dimensional barrior, finds the world of Spira, and castrates that drok Clasko Ah, now I feel better. 
Sorry Vanguard, it was just too tempting to resist. Decides that Vanguard has had enough and leaves him alone. Also, gives handy dimension hopping device so next time he won’t have to destroy a city to tear a hole in the fabric of reality.
Thanks man. I understand, though my hatred of yellow chocobos is great, so is my sense of humor. Oh by the way Hands over a battered and bruised Clasko Ya can do whatever ya wants to him
Er…thanks. Wait, I’ve got it. Sets Clasko in field of cannibal cows. Listens until screams stop. Smiles and leaves.
Lol, good job, I just hope that Yuna and the girls don’t try to come and save him
Don’t worry, I have an untraceability contract with God. I won’t say I’ve met him, if he won’t let anyone find me.
I HEARD THAT
Eeep. Yuna bursts in and attempts to kill me. Send her to sleep and back through dimension hole thing. Moves home quickly.
Dude, what are you doing with Yuna’s pantys behind your back.
Er…er…nothing. Sells them on EBay. You can’t prove I had them.
Hey, it was my idea to open up the din\mensional portal, Yuna wouldn’t have come through if you hadn’t droven me to such extremes. I want at least Forty percent of the income. Thank god LaBlanc didn’t come through, I doubt we would make find any woman’s chest big enough for that thing
Er…Ok. Hands over forty percent of profits. Turns out to be forty dollars. Not many people believed me for some reason. And I was in a hurry to get them off my…er…my hands, yeah, that’s what I wanted them off.