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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you’re a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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I just want to say I got Chairman Mao when I changed two questions because I was ify on them. But I’m not as evil as Hitler.
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“Wait, I’m not a dictator!” you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you’re a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you’re a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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…okay, so I rigged the first one. :-p Real answer…
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Sadly, you’re not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn’t be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you’re conducting your own defence! Face it! You’re f**ked!
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As dictators go, you’re kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn’t totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You’re not!
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Well done comrade! You’re one of the big boys! When you’re not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you’re busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you’re a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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Wow, that was unexpected.
Wait, by changing my facial hair from “silly little mustache” to “clean shaven” I got:
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you’re devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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When der Führer says:
We is de Master race,
We Heil — , Heil —,
Right in the Führer’s face
Not to love the Führer
Is a great disgrace,
So we Heil — , Heil —,
Right in the Führer’s face
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As dictators go, you’re kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn’t totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You’re not!
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choice of weapon.
hey they have my weapon one really big stick.
hits everyone in the room with a really big stick for old times sake. :moogle:
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“Wait, I’m not a dictator!” you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you’re a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you’re a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Ha. I own you all. I choked on a pretzel.
Funny thing is, I picked white people as the scapegoat. Bush hates white people!
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You answer the question: “what if Hitler was black?” A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that’s what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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Well done comrade! You’re one of the big boys! When you’re not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you’re busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Najs all noobs will hail me! >:O
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“Wait, I’m not a dictator!” you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you’re a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you’re a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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