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As dictators go, you’re kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn’t totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You’re not!
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you’re devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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By dictator standards, you’re not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You’re a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you’re ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it’s a start!
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As dictators go, you’re kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn’t totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You’re not!
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I don’t even know who this guy is >.>
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Allah only knows what’s going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you’re actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that’s where the word Tali<I>BAN</I> comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn’t hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I’m an “infidel!” Blah, blah, blah! At least I’m not hiding in a cave with a bunch of “holy warriors” who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
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They got me perfectly 
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Well done comrade! You’re one of the big boys! When you’re not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you’re busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Booya!
I’m me of course!
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By dictator standards, you’re not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You’re a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you’re ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it’s a start!
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Sigh, not one of the superpowers, oh well… I still have the best vacation spot of the bunch.