He is my roomate, and friend, and internet posting buddy so I should get him something. I was thinking of a punch in the face, or a box of dead cats, but a friend pointed out to me that these things weren’t actualy gifts. This has left me CLUELESS! For reference here are some things he likes:
Calling me fat
Yelling at the TV
Jim Beam
Swearing
Swearing in reference to his job
Taking the lords name in vain
Music
Calling me really fat
Pro Wrestling
Making fun of people from Northern Wisconsin
Help me out here RPGclassics!
Oh yeah, don’t tell Amerycinsycho, or I’ll cut you.
Get him a Fear or Whiskey Rebels album. Combine his love of liquor (Beer for Fear, and, um, well, Whiskey for the Whiskey Rebels) and punk rock into one Boozepunk extravaganza!
Or just tear out the page of the thesaurus with ‘fat’ on it so he has more ways to call you fat. Do the same with every swear he likes to use, and you’ll give him an educational gift sure to make your neighbours really hate you.
buy him a cat. a month later kill the cat and leave it in the sink. when he notices it tell him that nothing in life is permanent and then hit him with a brick
Give him a recording of the Sumo Wrestling Wisconsin State Match 2004. That way he’ll have someone else to throw swears at and call fat; and he’d be watching wrestling at the same time. He ought to love it.
