tell him his mom phoned and her whole family is dead
then tell him like, 20 days later it was a lie
oh yeah i forgot to post this before but
you’re fat lol k
A hooker. I suggest Jenna.
A hooker. I suggest 984.
Sorry. I’m not the one that pretended to be a girl. 
Working on.
Nono, give him a golden statue of Keanu Reeves. 
Who pretended to be a girl?
Your mother.
Oh yeah. 
Typhoid.
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Instead of getting him something, buy yourself a shitload of junk food and eat it all.
That way he can have more fun calling you fatty fat fat fat.
Get him a locked thread for Christmas.
I think I’ll tie an enema to a brick, and throw it through his window while he’s sleeping with a note that says “Watch what you say if you like having a pancreas -From David Beckham” tied to it. Then after Christmas I’ll hit him in the kneecap with a crowbar while wearing a “Manchester United” jersey.
Nah… give him a kick in the ass, or a life, or a box of bisquick and some penguins.
I’m not a hooker.
I’d do it for free.
How about 984 AND Me?
http://rpgcpictures.nulani.net/Cala01.jpg
Mmmm Beckham.
Jenna, Cala has admitted to being a guy and even asked about his penis a couple of months ago. I think he found it or something (I’m guessing it’s really small, so he mistook it for something else).
I think what he’d really want is chocolate covered human heart.