Kaiser’s weapons sound like thing McGuyver would make 
I’d probably wear steel-toed combat boots and kick people in the shins.
Originally posted by Heaven’s Soldier
Oh, and X. I have actually known two people (in computer games) who use a yoyo for a weapon, there’s Yoko (from Ehrgeiz, made by Square), and an enemy from another RPG. So it’s not reall that out there.
Yoyos were also used in Earthbound.
And smoking pipe’s been used too. GO GOEMON! ^^
Unusual weapons?
A flute was used by Will in Illusion of Gaia 
How about bad grammar? would turn someone insane
A picture of Nakkid Janet Reno would disgust (almost) anything
Flashing would palaryze people of the opposite sex, if you are female…
Or some Spiked Boots. Like the spiked Knuckles, but you could kick it in their groin! rar
And cuddles are a powerful Sedative, yes…
Well I could also use either a bowling ball, (Sounds like fun). Or a paddle ball. If I use the paddle ball fast enough I can pull off some wicked combos. As long as I don’t get any of the “warped ones”. Points if you can get that reference.