What musical instrument should I take up?

I think the problem is that your so picky about what to play! The whole point about getting others to choose the instrument is that so it will be out of your comfort zone (something out of the ordinary) and many of these are! If you can’t make up your mind, why not post all the results in the polling forum and play which ever one gets the most votes?

YOU ANUS! I SAID IT WAS UP TO YOU GUYS! I SAID I WOULD RATHER NOT PLAY CERTAIN INSTRUMENTS! BUT I ALSO SAID THAT EVEN THOUGH I DO NOT WANT TO, IT IS IN FACT UP TO YOU! GOD DAMN IT!

Okay okay! ^^ No need to use all caps! Just use the polling forum method and then you will have everyone’s choice!

Come to think of it, I already answered practically all of the points in your reply.

HELP ZEPPELIN CHOOSE AN INTERNET GIRL PART 3

I’ve been waiting for this one.

Ukulele.

Cheap, inexpensive, easy to pick up, girls will want your cock but you will brush them aside saying “bitch, I’m playing a song, get off my junk. Wait your turn”

Truth.

Yes, please do this.

//youtu.be/nJYho56INKU

Theremin

The problem with my theremin is that I lost its power cord when I moved.

Skin Flute. It’s real easy to learn and only takes about 30 seconds to master.

Beat you to it, DR :v

Still, that’s two votes for skin flute. I think it’s in the lead now :v

You guys need to learn to be funny, man.

Bowed Psaltery

You can hear the Appalachian Dulcimer and Bowed Psaltery (at two minute mark) in action!

//youtu.be/WBp8_yMU624