What does this site do these days?

I mean, no way a Gascon could afford any of the costumes d’Artagnan wore.:smug:

From what I hear it involves a lot of crystal meth, several garden hoses, and a parking ticket. Don’t quote me on that though.

The new Musketeer movie is out now? I thought it wasn’t going to come out until next year or something.

A Gascon like D’Artagnan will probably have to wait until next year, when it’s in the discount theatres.:smug:

Having learned my lesson from Wild Wild West, I’ll just wait until some cable channel spams it over a weekend to maybe catch it in bits and pieces.

I bet d’Artagnan can’t afford cable.

This is how I think of the site most of the time nowadays, it makes me sad. I do still use and recommend the shrines, though.