Oh shit, it’s on.
you have unleashed the fury, my friend
the god awful fury
…Did I miss something here?
Oh does he know.
Bombing Rhaka’s signature, are we?
At 20:00 hours an attack was launched on our glorious leader by the despicable british forces of Pierson. Rest assured, our glorious leader is safe, and in a secure facility as we speak.
In a retaliatory action, as of 21:00 our forces have occupied sizeable chunks of lower Britain, crippling their long-range defensive measures, and cornering the evil-cleaver himself at Buckingham Palace.
At this point in time, we will accept nothing less than unconditional surrender to our forces, to be delivered in person by Pierson. Failure to meet our demands will result in total annihilation.
Rest assured, citizens. We will prevail.
lots of pictures
Captain Peirson what are your orders? Will you set The Buckingham Palace to megazord mode and combat the phallic shaped airships or are you gonna use the escape pod to space?
Do not believe this false lies spread by the TD Administration. Glorious Leader is alive and well and hidden in a cave in a remote part of England. His capture of the lower half of our great nation has merely freed us from the duty to supply those worthless chavs with food and energy!
Fear not for soon we will drive the hated enemy from the soil of our beloved country and the head of the Great Satanpony will hang from the gates of London! The divine justice of our technlogy will send the invaders back to their godforsaken liberal paradise and we will once again be free to serve the Most Awesome One!
Solid Snake is not repeat NOT on board.
The U.N. has issued the following statement over the incident: “Boys will be boys, ya know what I’m saying?” There have been widespread worries about a humanitarian crisis as English breakfast is being confiscated all over the country. Nigel Smith, 26, said: “They may take our land, but they’ll never take our breakfast”.
edit: commits suicide.
Yep, become a mod and you can participate!
Edit: You know what? Fuck it. Nobody cares what you think anyway.
Lanyx, really, do shut up.
Same with everyone else. I want to see how this conflict resolves, and that means no outside interference.
HEY YOU DICKS LOOK OVER HERE AT WHAT I GOT, BRING IT.
I’LL USE IT I’M SERIOUS COME ON PAY ATTENTION TO ME
I’M WELL ARMED COME PAY ATTENTION TO ME GOD DAMMIT
HERE LEMME TEST THESE MISSILES MAYBE YOU’LL PAY ATTENTION
As we did not receive Britain’s surrender from Pierson himself by 11:00, we were left with no choice but to annihilate London.
While our main forces engaged throughout the city, burning everything left standing on this disgusting british soil, we sent our mightiest champions on suicide-missions into Buckingham Palace, to drag Pierson out by his despicable monocle.
However, upon gaining entry to Buckingham Palace’s inner chambers, we discovered that it was, in fact, not Pierson who sought refuge here, but rather an elaborate mannequin OF Pierson.
Many ponies died to give us this information. Rest assured though, we will find this cowardly man, who would abandon his people in their time of need, even if we need to burn all of Britain to the ground, and end his reign of terror.
quoting the heck out of this.
i believe i speak for everyone when i say
As of today Britain is unable to ignore the threat posed by the corrupt banana republic led by Steve called ‘America’. Therefore I am immediately moving troops to deal decisively and totally with him by bombing the following locations;
[li]Washington DC[/li][li]Kurt Cobain’s childhood home[/li][li]Hollywood[/li][li]Snoop Dogg[/li][/ul]
Rest assured, while the forces of TD rampage through our worthless barren land in the south the north is preparing a counterattack that with finish the pink menace once and for all. England will be the victor in this war against evil and debauchery!