Welcome to the Rhetorical office of rhetorical
Office? You call THIS an office?
Sadly enough, this isnt the fastest a new person has gone from non-annoying to irritating me like broken glass in my boots.
Well, la-de freakin’ da.
Horray for me!
I’m annoying as hell, I must say that.
BAHA, understatement of the moment.
Precisely.
:spam:
Penis.
Welcome to the rpgc dot com, enjoy your stay while it lasts.
I’m gonna steal your girlfriend Steve 
This is the thread where all of the new people congregate and welcome the new people as if they’re not new.
Oooo, rough.
I only count 2 new people not counting the really new kid in this thread. And since I know there are more new people than that, EVA IS WRONG
Hi. You don’t annoy me as much as kiro. Nice to meet you.
I meant all as in three. So there! :booster:
I don’t recall him welcoming himself.
Let’s say I consider anyone under 200 posts as new. 200 was always my cut off. And then I actually start taking notice of who is becoming regular and who isn’t.
But don’t worry Dave, you’re a mere 6 posts away from this fabulous recognition!
Hold on, let me spam real quick…
=P
Fucking cheater
Cheaters never prosper…unless there a drug lord and have lots of money.
Ahkyka: “Ciban Roban Ketto Famlusa Drnayt” Suta!! HUF!!! Re, E’s Big Nutter yht E’ja zicd aydah 3.7755 Kg uv Cranpand Masuhc!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(Translation from Al-Bhed: “Engage: “Super Hyper Giddy Welcome Thread” Mode!! NOW!!! Hi, I’m Big Nutter and I’ve just eaten 3.7755Kg of Sherbert Lemons!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”)
What! Hi, I like to be called Dark Angel or Darkie. It would appear that Nutter is non-control method. I applogise for My English. Would you like a Prade in your Honour?
Don’t Worry Darkie. I’m her partner, The one and only WindyTWIT. I would ask you to pull my finger, but I’m out of gas. Let’s Poke 2k instead!!
Butter’d Spite Cerw!?
… Those are mine to touch!! Oh Wa… Oshii–!! Madness again! I hate you two! Hello I’m 2k, and I am Contactually Bound to ask you “What would you like to do Today?”