Let’s play a little game, shall we? Take one good look at fanfiction.net and see what’s the weirdest fanfic you can find. I’d suggest you start at the crossovers section. Since I’m starting the game, here’s one example:
A Harry Potter/Green Lantern crossover where Luna is the last of a race of alien fey.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3572357/1/Prunella_Moon_An_ArthurSailor_Moon_Crossover
The children’s cartoon Arthur crosses with the anime Sailor Moon. Apparently, Arthur characters take the places of Sailor Moon characters?
I couldn’t bring myself to really read it. But, yes, is odd.
I won’t play your little game. Instead, I’ll show you the worst fanfic ever.
http://chr.nerdramblingz.com/the-original-story/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Christian_Humber_Reloaded/index.php?p=60353
That is really fucking bad. ‘They killed my parents when I was at least two months old’. I think that sharing this story is actually a sin of some sort.
No, it isn’t. Everyone should experience the joy of reading a piece of work with a character that kills everyone in the Super Bowl for NO REASON.
It’s sick people that need to share the horrors of the internet that caused 2 girls 1 cup to be seen by so many innocent people. Why do you feel the need to share the pain?!?
Oh don’t mind him. He can’t help being all twisted and stuff.
Are we counting pornfics? In that case, I could show you plenty. My favorites include “Arcee Does Cybertron part 1”, featuring pop culture icon Hulk Hogan; and a work known only as the digimon vagina epic, which brings whole new meaning tot he term “physics-defying sex.”
…This is why I can’t take any sort of porn seriously or find it the least bit sexy, by the way.
“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.
who reads fanfiction? like really? there are so many other things on this earth to read that aren’t that 
I’ve majored in literature and I enjoy reading and writing fanfics. There are some that are simply wonderful and sometimes just as good or even better than the original they’re working from.
Of course, you have to sift through thousands of pieces of crap to find any good stuff.
As for the worst fics I’ve ever read… well, there are different kinds of horrible.
So mindblowingly WHAT THE HELL that it’s a work of art: Ganondorf muses about his love for Link.
Now imagine five to ten pages written like that, complete with smut and a proposal.
Disrespectful AND mindblowingly stupid: A Son Goku/Anne Frank romance complete with oh my friggin’ God:
Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.
There are plenty, plenty more, of course. I could list really nasty ones I know of but haven’t read, but let’s stay with the so-stupid-it’s-funny. Sadly the Bablefished Aliens vs. Predator fic with such phrases as “they left Japan for Tokyo”, “then the floor flew into the air and the king Xenomorph popped out”, “How is your belly pregnant?” and “We know the creature made you in your belly!” seems to have fallen off of ff.net. I r saddened by this.
I can’t believe someone wrote a fanfic involving not only Hitler as a super saiyan, but Anne Frank? a real little girl who was a victim of the holocaust?
and yet, I want to read it to experience the horror myself…
There is no way to outdo this. There is just no way.
Goku and Anne Frank?! SUPER SAIYAN HITLER?!
WEIILA WINS! FATALITY!
For some reason, American Gladiator is always on when I’m in front of a tv these days (rarely). The lol goes on and on.
The objection is probably that she is a symbol of the Holocaust. Otherwise there were other real little girls that died and die with just a brief glimpse of publicity (Swat valley) or none. People just don’t write fics about them.
Also… digimon vagina epic? Explain.
The objection is that a real innocent victim is used as a character in a fanfic. Even if it was some other little girl, its like, just…no. They don’t need ‘publicity’. They should be allowed to rest.
Great… Now I can just imagine someone writing a fic where the people who died in the Holocaust return as Black Lanterns… :fungah:
I’d say that is topped by:
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.