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Originally posted by Sinistral
tssss I think its silly for guys to say they didn’t like it.

I probably would have liked it…

IF…

It had been any two women on the face of this planet, ANY TWO, other than Madonna and fuckin’ Britney Spears.

They are not attractive. They are not sexy. They are not interesting. They are robotic sex toys for adolescent boys and men still locked in the adolescent boy mindset who think feeling up plastic boobies is cool (go buy a barbie, or one of those blow up dolls, if that’s what you want, and leave us grown ups alone). They are also illusions of female empowerment designed to distract women and especially young girls from REAL images and ideas of female empowerment (you know, the ones that lead away from the “No matter what you are ALWAYS too fat and you will be UGLY unless you buy this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this…” siren call of our mass media).

And their music SUCKS, too.

The only reason Madonna and Britney even wear clothing on their upper body is so that nobody will see the hole in their backs for the windup key.

Or the blowhole used to inflate them. Pick your preferred joke and run with it. :get it?:

Remember kids: Britney Spears is not a human being. IT is a product. And so is Madonna.

Originally posted by Cybercompost
tssss I think its sad you assume ALL men are pigs, Sinistral, or that all men like ugly sluts. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, wait, um, I mean, um, yeah, exactly! I’m not turned on by sexploitation of public acts of sapphic love. And I, um, resent! Yeah, resent… the suggestion that because I’m a guy I “have to” find that erotically stimulating.ONE woman is hard enough for us guys to figure out and understand and have a meaningful relationship with or even just satisfy sexually. [No, don’t ask, I don’t wanna talk about it anymore. I don’t like that story…] Two at the same time? That’s not sexy! That’s HIGH STRESS! If I want high stress, I’ll go to work.

Thank you and goodnight. You may resume controll of this soapbox I’ve been standing on.

Sincerely,
Kaiser.

P.S. Fakest Looking Kiss in eMpTyV History, with the possible exception of when Jacko locked lips with Lisa Marie Presley.

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I have forsaken music television for many of the reasons which Kaiser has stated hitherto. It depresses me.

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Madonna is a business woman. She does what’s best for her business, and obviously this is stirring enough “controversy” that it will continue to help the sales of her albums. I have a great deal more respect for Madonna then I ever will for Britney Spears - I don’t really see Britney surviving for over two decades.

I think it’s kind of amusing how bitterly everyone goes around calling them “sluts” when I would say at least 90% of the guys here would fall down on their knees, whimpering if either one of both of them wanted to have sex with you. (However, that’s prob’ly true of you guys with MOST girls.) Guess that makes you man-sluts.

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I couldn’t have said it better. I have absolutely no idea why everyone’s making such a big deal about other than to project appearances.

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Originally posted by Astral
I think it’s kind of amusing how bitterly everyone goes around calling them “sluts” when I would say at least 90% of the guys here would fall down on their knees, whimpering if either one of both of them wanted to have sex with you. (However, that’s prob’ly true of you guys with MOST girls.) Guess that makes you man-sluts.

If either of them wanted to have sex with me, I’d laugh at them. I can’t speak for everyone, but thats it for me.

Take off Britney’s make-up and she is really, really ugly. And Madonna is too old for me. Some people my age would disagree, but I don’t like going that old.

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Originally posted by Astral
I think it’s kind of amusing how bitterly everyone goes around calling them “sluts” when I would say at least 90% of the guys here would fall down on their knees, whimpering if either one of both of them wanted to have sex with you. (However, that’s prob’ly true of you guys with MOST girls.) Guess that makes you man-sluts.

/me Eats the flamebait and swallows it hook, line, and sinker. What the hey, I’m bored…

I think it’s kinda amusing that you arrogantly climb a pedastal and proceed to look down on and presume the worst of traits to be within us, and are so sexist as to suggest that all the guys on this form are incapable of thinking with the higher-situated head in the presence of the double-X chromosome set.

And, not to mention, presuming we are so wrapped up in foolish fantasy worlds as to obsess and worship these iconic characters rather than seek connections and relations with normal people.

[I’d rather form a meaningful relationship with one of the many attractive and intelligent and kind REAL PEOPLE who happened to care about me to such a degree that they’d be willing to put up with the many faults I *REALLY DO HAVE* because they find my strengths that much interesting and attractive, leading mostly anonymous and decidedly non-celebrity lives that I have encountered in my own anonymous and non-celebrity life, and then maybe have sex with them, if it led that far. Thank you very much. But then maybe that makes me weird, to not covet and lust after celebrity icons and association with them as some Holy Grail of Happiness.]

While I would GUESS that your assumption DOES apply to some of the Y-chromosome bearers on this board, possibly even the majority of them, I certainly think that, given all the creative, intelligent, outside-the-box thinking weirdos we have inhabiting this community, that 90% is way too high a figure. The flippant use of “everyone” is certainly an overestimation. I’m included in “everybody” and your assumption is dead wrong when applied to me.

Judging by on-line behavior only, I can think of one other real good counterexample as well, someone who not only has even more contempt for sheep-like groupthink than I do but, in fact, seems self-confident and courageous enough (more so than me) to actually live up to those convictions and ACT upon that contempt in real life.

And before you went painting all of us Y-chromosome carrying members of RPGC with this extra-wide brushstroke, he should’ve occured to you as a great counterexample, too.

[joke]
Now, if you had used Alyson Hannigan as your example rather than Madonna and Britney, well, Nevermind, disregard all written above, I take back everything I said, it does apply to me after all. :smiley:
[/joke]

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Nessa’s sexier than they are.

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Originally posted by Astral
I think it’s kind of amusing how bitterly everyone goes around calling them “sluts” when I would say at least 90% of the guys here would fall down on their knees, whimpering if either one of both of them wanted to have sex with you. (However, that’s prob’ly true of you guys with MOST girls.) Guess that makes you man-sluts.

Yeah, I’m in that 10% bracket.

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<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> I wouldn’t. Girls have coooooooooooooooties.

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Originally posted by Jiharn
Nessa’s sexier than they are.

I totallly agree Jiharn :mwahaha:

BAH!!! Nessa signed in on my comp[… this is TGD. ARGH!

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that kiss is the most unromantic, unsexual, prefabricated, made for TV kiss i’ve ever seen. i scrolled back up to the top right before making this post, and the image literally sent shivers down my spine. i refrain from calling madonna and britney spears sluts, because that implies some kind of humanity. realisticly, they are something a lot scarier.

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TGD, you live near enough to Nessa for her to use your computer? envies

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blink

Seph, you’ve got no idea :P.

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Originally posted by KaiserVonAlmasy
[b]/me Eats the flamebait and swallows it hook, line, and sinker. What the hey, I’m bored…

um. well, first of all I wasn’t really looking at it as “flamebait”, but ok.

I think it’s kinda amusing that you arrogantly climb a pedastal and proceed to look down on and presume the worst of traits to be within us, and are so sexist as to suggest that all the guys on this form are incapable of thinking with the higher-situated head in the presence of the double-X chromosome set.

I didn’t say “all” the guys on this forum. I said “90%”. Obviously there’s always the minority, in most situations. And I don’t necessarily think it’s “the worst of traits.” I think calling people “sluts” because you want to look tough (or whatever it may be) is somewhat worse.

Judging by on-line behavior only, I can think of one other real good counterexample as well, someone who not only has even more contempt for sheep-like groupthink than I do but, in fact, seems self-confident and courageous enough (more so than me) to actually live up to those convictions and ACT upon that contempt in real life.

And before you went painting all of us Y-chromosome carrying members of RPGC with this extra-wide brushstroke, he should’ve occured to you as a great counterexample, too…

um. While it’s nice that you’re so indignant… I think I know him better than you, and at his heart he’s still a man. :stuck_out_tongue: If he was single, and was propositioned by Madonna or Britney, I don’t think he would hesitate. At least he (and Xelo) are able to admit it. I don’t think it has anything to do with “sheep-like groupthink”. o_o; I think it has to do with HORMONES.

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Nerves being stimulated in my dick by hot chicks has little to do with conforming to the masses.

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Originally posted by Sinistral
Nerves being stimulated in my dick by hot chicks has little to do with conforming to the masses.

I’d say that if you think Britney Spears is hot then you have bad taste, but Astral IS attractive- so I don’t know. Must be a judgement lapse.

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“If he was single, and was propositioned by Madonna or Britney, I don’t think he would hesitate.”

That’s such an absurdly hypothetical situation that I don’t think anyone would be able to predict the outcome.

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Originally posted by Cybercompost
I’d say that if you think Britney Spears is hot then you have bad taste, but Astral IS attractive- so I don’t know. Must be a judgement lapse.

eh… thanks. ^^; But as for Britney… I don’t really know how someone can see her as “ugly.” But I guess you equate plastic surgery with ugly, so there we go. Anyway, I think she’s attractive (wouldn’t want to have sex with her though :P) so I guess I have bad taste too.

As for you Sil… well, you don’t like girls period, correct? And while I won’t argue that it’s “absurdly hypothetical” I think the outcome is pretty damn easy to predict. Let’s stop deluding ourselves.

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I think the outcome isn’t that easy to predict for a lot of them because they might choke. The inexperienced are more prone to “bend” under pressure.

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There are way too many innuendos in this thread, both blatant and hidden. :stuck_out_tongue: