god we’re all such nerds 
Thats why we all own so much
I CAN 0WNX0R YOU IN PONG!! AND 2-PLAYER TETRIS!
And on the seventh day, Batman came down from the heavens and smote them all. The end.:ulty:
you guys are wrong, this is the best movie ever:
…ok so I lost the script. Well, maybe another day.
Originally posted by Gila-Monster
[b]you guys are wrong, this is the best movie ever:…ok so I lost the script. Well, maybe another day. [/b]
It starts off with a famous guy, and I mean a REALLY famous guy, that everyone knows about. You get him to star in the movie, and you put him on the poster, and you make all the hype about it being a horror movie. Anyways he is walking down the street, and then a bicyclist hits him and his arm is dislocated. A bunch of zombies come out of nowhere from a door or something. A guy with an axe comes in, from the back of a paddy wagon, and cuts the famous guy’s back, splitting his spine, which results in him being paralyzed from the waist down. The famous guy starts to crawl along but a t-rex comes in and whips the famous guy around and the famous guys top portion of his body is lying on the ground. Then a guy in knight’s armour comes in with a giant mallet, and smashes the famous guys head, crushing it to shards of bones and blood, with chunks of brain. The knight stands there and a monkey comes out of nowher and plants dynamite by the knight’s leg, and the knight says “Whatcha doing, taking a shit?” and the monkey is like “no”, and the knight looks down and sees the dynamite, and is like “shit”, and then the knight explodes.
This is only 5 minutes into the movie now. Now the people are introduced to a surprise cast of odd and unknown actors, who play the roles of stoners. There is about half an hour of this. The stoners are going to go to the local porn festival at the mall, but it is mysteriously cancelled. They find out it wasn’t really cancelled, and it was really just the next day and they were just really high.
So later at the porn festival, various porn scenes ensue, and then later the stoners leave the mall, and the porn festival is closing. Some of the porn stars don’t realize this though, and they get locked in the mall after it closes. Then the movie becomes silent, and becomes black and white. There’s an axe weilding murderer inthe building aswell, in a mysterious robe. The porn stars have to get out of the mall before the Axe murderer gets them. The movie would end with them going through an elevator, and they end up walking into one big room, and then the door closes and you see the axe guy in there and he goes to cut them up, and there’s a big flash of light, and the credits start rolling.
EDIT: Gila wrote that. I saved it on my computer for him.
Originally posted by Merlin
god we’re all such nerds
Only the people that think the Aliens would lose, are nerds.
No, now <i>here’s</i> the ultimate movie.
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and yes, I already tried getting the piano in there, but I couldn’t make transparenices go away.
Merlin would be the first to go, by virtue of a piano falling on his head.
Actually, I don’t think Merlin would die. He survives being smashed with pianos all the time… do you really think a Velociraptor could take him?
Merlin would defeat them all, beacause Merl r teh dev0l. Nothing can defeat teh dev0l.
Merl would die first, because the others would see he was teh dev0l and join together into an unholy alliance of badass-ness to kill him, and we’re back to square one.
Aliens would win. They’ve lived through 4 movies so far. The Velicoraptors and Neo would probably be kidnapped at the beginning of the fight where they will be brought down to become carriers. Here on out the predator would take off and probably hide, nothing around to hunt.
Robocop would face off with the Terminator, where robocop would eventually lose. Terminator would notice the Predator and quickly go to defeat him. After he’s gone the aliens come out of hiding with their higher breed of Raptor Aliens. Terminator could hold out for a bit, but eventually the aliens would be able to get in close enough so every bit of damage done to them will injure the Terminator. Their acid blood would eat right through him and that would be the end of him. The Aliens would be the victors.
Precisely what part of “no one can beat teh dev0l” is unclear to you, Pierson?