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Heh, Aliens would win. If theres one there, theres a whole hive somwhere close, filled with thousands of eggs, waiting for new velociraptor DNA to graft to, making an even deadlier Alien. Cuz you know aliens use the DNA of the host, like in Alien3, it came out a dog, so it was a dog like alien. we’ve only seen human and dog aliens, and humans and dogs arent nearly as bad ass as a freakin velociraptor. But raptors are so crazy they would all try to eat an alien and get a mouth full of acid. and probably non would be converted. But Predators would be changed. and acid eats through metal, so fuck terminator and robocop, and NEO is a retard, he’d try to punch through a Alien and get meltd.

The only reason such a movie would never be made is because different people own the copyrights of all the characters (I think.) While I’m sure everyone would want the $$$ such a fan wetdream would make, they would argue endlessly about their profit cuts, and about screen time (“I don’t care what you say, I want my Raptors to survive the fight!”)

Then again, you never know… we DO have Disney AND Final Fantasy in Kingdom Hearts… and if they DID make a PUNISHER vs ARCHIE comic, NOTHING is impossible! :mwahaha:

But Charl, it says Alien, not Aliens. This could imply it might be more like the first one where there is only one Alien. That would hamper its ability to fight.

Am I the only one who finds the Aliens overrated? They even made SUPERMAN VS ALIENS (an actual comic book) and the only reason Supes had problems with them was because they fought in a space-city without sunlight, so Supes soon lost his powers. (Still, it wasn’t that bad a story.)

And in case you’re wondering, there HAVE been Superman vs Predator and Superman vs Terminator comics too.

Originally posted by Megaman984
But Charl, it says Alien, not Aliens. This could imply it might be more like the first one where there is only one Alien. That would hamper its ability to fight.
Well, the Alien vs Predator comic, and the movie have hundreds of Aliens. Its just called Alien because thats the name of the original movie, if they had another dog alien they wouldnt call it Alien3 vs Predator, now would they?

Once again Charlemagne one ups Megaman984

Hmm … let’s see …

Neo: In the Matrix, he’s the One. Nuff said. Also, after that first time, he doesn’t goes into comas when he uses his powers outside the Matrix.

Velociraptors: Very deadly predators. They like to hunt in packs, they’re awesome at stealth, and you’re still alive when they start to eat you.

Aliens: A warrior race. Nigh-indestructable exoskeletons, and if you do destruct 'em, you then have to worry about their molecular-acid blood.

Terminator: Not only is he an uber-powerful fighting machine, he’s also the governor of California!

… and I don’t know enough about Robocop or Predators to provide info on 'em … But anyway, if it’s in the Matrix, it’d come down to Neo vs. Terminator, attacking each other Akira-style, and going “ANDERSOOOOOON!” “TERMINATOOOOOOR!” and stuff.

Agent Smithes goes ;_; for not being included in the movie and shoots Neo in the head.

Lessee:

Terminator vs. Predator: Predator DOES have futuristic weapons which may be able to stop T, and all the invisibility gadgets and such. Terminator with present weapons also has a considerable chance for victory due to endurance, strenght and energizer batteries

Predator vs. Alien: Predator does punch-punch-Naginata-Javelinkick-Dragonpunch-combo Predator wins so far.

Alien vs. Terminator: Dunno, if there were multiple aliens, they might figure out it can be melted down with acid… Facehuggers hopping at an T-800 have a gruesome fate…

Robocop vs. Terminator: If Robocop has all of his gear, including the Cobra gun from R-1, he stands a fine chance. Terminator… well… It’s a ‘living machine’… dunno.

Alien vs. Robocop: I’d say robocop is a bit too slow for one. And remembering Aliens, it probably recognizes R-Cop at sight to be a “non-suitable host”

Alien vs. Jurassic dinos: Get one dino to act as a host for an Alien Embryo and get something hideously big and strong as a result… Dinos lose.

Predator/Terminator/Robocop vs. Dinos: Dinos lose… unless they mass Robocop/Predator… Predator might survive multiple due to the Hunter motif…

Due to never have seen The Matrix… stare

I’m positive that the producers would make it multiple Aliens, Charl. I’m just stating that given the name, there is a slim chance they would go with only one Alien. That would be a slight disadvantage for the Alien, but I agree it would be multiple ones.

When so many pop culture references come together, there’s only one way to solve it - Grudge Match history.

Neo - As Keanu Reeves, tied for “Worst Actor” Oscar. As Ted, he lost to Wayne and Garth. As Neo himself, lost to Bugs Bunny.

Aliens - Beat a pack of acid-resistant Raptors, given equal numbers. Finished 6th in Tournament of Champions #3, behind the likes of the Ghostbusters and Homer Simpson.

T -800 Terminator - Beat the Headless Horseman. Beat the Predator. Finished 5th in Tournament of Champions #1, behind the likes of the Death Star and MacGuyver. Sarah Connor (AKA Terminator Killer) beat Ellen Ripley (AKA Alien Killer). As Arnold Shwartzenegger, won the Grudge Match California Recall. Finished 5th in Tournament of Champions #7, behind the likes of the USA and Cookie Monster.

Predator - Lost to T-800 Terminator. Lost to Boba Fett.

Robocop - Beat the Six-Million Dollar Man. Didn’t receive enough votes to participate in ToC #1.

Raptors - Lost to Aliens, even with acid-protection. Along with every other dinosaur in existance, lost to Steve Irwin.

So in the fanboy world, the match would finish like this:

6th: The Predator gets decapitated by a rogue flurry of shots by Robocop before the match even begins.
5th: The Raptors, making a quick strike on the one person they know they can kill (Neo) get blindsided by the Terminator. A few manage to escape to attack…
4th: Neo, who’s trying vainly to disrupt Robocop’s systems, right before being chomped and then crushed by…
3rd: Robocop, whose armor turns out to not be acid-resistant, as demonstrated by…
2nd: The Aliens, who then turn to Arnold and realize that he’s just another robot who can be scrapped, that is until…
1st: The Terminator calls for help from Skynet, who start their Judgement Day a little early and vaporize the entire battlefield.

And I feel a lot nerdier for just doing all this.

The real question is: Who would win? T-1000 or Mr. T? It’s the battle of the “He can’t lose!” dudes, folks!

Hasta la vista, Mr. Anderson …

T-1000, easily, hands behind his back and a rocket launcher at T’s head.

Actually, given that Neo is a cheater and has fifty jillion programs available to him, it wouldn’t be too hard for him to kill them all. Also, he is the only one of them that could fly. Psh. What a munchkin.

It would boil down to a fight between terminator and robocop. Because robocop has all those sensors he could easily detect neo, even if neo did that thing where he teleports. Robocop would totally kick neo’s ass, because neo is a weak idiot outside of the matrix. Terminator would make short work of alien and the velocoraptors because since he is metal the alien’s poison would not hurt him and the velocoraptors would just get mowed down by his guns. The predator might give him some trouble, but terminator would win it in the long run.

So then it would be robocop versus terminator. Who would win? Well probably terminator because he is much stronger and much more armored than robocop. In fact, i dont remeber robocop even having that many weapons. I would like to see robocop come out the victor of this 6 way brawl, just because he is the coolest of them all, but with terminators ungodly firepower, i think the ultimate victor would be terminator.

But then again you have to ask, “Which version of terminator is fighting? Is he allowed to use vehicles/weapons? Is this fight inside or out of the matrix?” Because if this fight was in the matrix, than neo would pwn everyone, since he can stop bullets and dodge the velocoraptors and aliens. If the version of terminator was the terminator in the first movie than he might lose to robocop. And if weapons and vehicles were allowed, the terminator could just mow everything down with a shotgun and a motorcycle, like in the first terminator (i think it was the first).

And maybe we should have one more contestant. JUDGE DREDD! 8D! He would woop up on everyone.

I have that Superman vs. Terminator book. :hahaha;

It’s accualy not bad.

I WOULD take a stab who would win, but when I think about it my fragile little brain goes all hurty. ::dekar!::

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Actually, the Aliens’ acid is strong enough to eat through metal. Watch any use of acid in the movies carefully.

Inside the matrix, Neo would win. Twink.

Outside, all the robots would explode because of Neo, leaving only Neo, Raptors, Aliens and predator (if the predator didn’t get killed due to his gear exploding.) Then, Neo would get killed very fast by anyone – he lacks any combat skillz in the real world. So then only Aliens, Raptors and Predator are left. Predator has no more gear, so it comes down to Aliens and Raptors. Because the raptors can’t actually attack the aliens due to the whole acid blood thing, they lose (or at the best, a draw). So in this scenario, Aliens would win.

Now, if Neo died before the robots bit it, that would be a whole other story. Predator, Terminator and Robocop are all good fighters then. The raptors would die, they lack the ability to do damage to anyone, except maybe Predator. Then there’s Aliens, their acid can eat through metal, so Terminator and Robocop still have problems. Not likely, though, due to their lack of any ranged attacks. So they’ll go for Predator. I’ve never seen the results of Aliens versus Predator, but since there are probably loads of aliens and one Predator, well, yeah. Exit, predator.

This leaves Aliens, Terminator, Robocop. Robo can fly, so he has the height advantage, as well as decent enough firepower. The Terminator is basically a walking tank. The Aliens could probably take out Robo, and maybe Terminator (if enough acid is used). However, both of them have firepower/range, and Robo is out of their reach, so they’d probably die.

Only ones left are Terminator and Robo, pretty evenly matched. Terminator has superior firepower, but Robo has incredible accuracy and flight. Basically, if Robo somehow manages to use a weapon out of the Terminator’s range, he’d win due to not being able to take damage (lack of range/accuracy on terminator’s part). However, if he ended up in his range he’d definitely lose. Terminator can just tear a hole through him firepower wise. Also, the Terminator is quite hard to kill/disable, Robo is relatively easy to kill/disable. Eventually Robo will have to land due to a lack of jet fuel, and then has to take on Terminator at close range. He’s also a lot slower, so uh, yeah. Robo dead.

Terminator wins. Fatality.

I’d like to point out that Neo’s machine-killing would probably only work on the Machines controlling the Matrix, since Neo’s whole robot-killing thing is connected to the Source (or something like that), which is connected to the machines, but not Terminator, Robocop, or Predator. Anyway … What’s a situation – sans auto-robot-killing – in which Terminator doesn’t win?

[raises his hand]

Besides with you.

[lowers his hand]

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Well, I still haven’t seen the last matrix movie, so yeah, my bad :stuck_out_tongue: In that case, just view my second scenario. Also, the Predator and Robocop could both attack the terminator, then they’d stand a decent chance. If Terminator dies, it’s Predator vs Robocop. Unless Robo flies off, he’s dead. Predator has more firepower, more agility and is stealthy (although Robocop could probably ignore the stealth due to heat vision or something.) Then again, Predator can take less beating than Robo. Combined with the flying, that’s a dead Predator.

Originally posted by Yar Kramer
Anyway … What’s a situation – sans auto-robot-killing – in which Terminator doesn’t win?

Yea. Terminator is kind of unfair. Neo and robocop, alien and predator, they balance each other out. But terminator is unfairly overpowered, and the velocoraptors are pointless. I mean, why not throw some cows in the ring? And the only thing with more firepower than terminator is heavyarms gundam.

Cut that flying crappiness. Its not always an advantage, and both Terminator and Predator are known to be resourceful. If they grab some anti-air rocket launcher… dead Robocop :smiley:

And I’d also like to note that Terminator’s weaponery is exterior. For as far as I know, both Predator or Robocop could get their hands on the same weapon than Terminator does. Terminator’s just that damn resistant :smiley: