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Looking good. :slight_smile: Sorry, I’m no good with endings… or ending a chapter… ^_^;

Me neither. I hate trying to end chapters.

Sad Strong sounds like a sore loser.

Episode 16: I want to go to Mt. Splashmore! (Part 1)

The party had started with a blast from the Deportation Cannon and with exceptionally loud music. There was sodas and beers, and Cid(FFVII) was walking in the front door. He did his ($#*!!! Greeting as he walked in. Gemini was sitting in a corner and feeling depressed and Vos Ceras wanted to cheer him up.

“What’s the matter, Gemini?” Vos Ceras said to him. Gemini had responded that he had been chased by the people of his hometown because they knew he would have lost the trial.

“First Kerrigan,” Gemini said, “Then Happy Clown, and now both the Land of Depression and Visalia chasing you and me? How much more can we all take?” Vos Ceras had suggested that Gemini watch a Simpsons episode.

And so he did, and in the episode, Krusty the Klown was advertisong for a place called Mt. Splashmore! He even sang a song that was like this:

“I want to go to Mt. Splashmore!
Take me take me take me take me now!
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Mt. Splashmore take me there right now! Yay!”

And so Gemini got up, and asked Vos Ceras, “Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?”

“No.”
“Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?”
“No.”
“Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?”
“No”

Gemini asked Vos Ceras the same question to him all night, and even in Vos Ceras’ sleep. Eventually Vos Ceras gets tired of the questioning and finally submits to Gemini’s request.

This time they took the newscasters, and once again, Chris had to stay at the studio. The guests had left long ago, so he ended up by himself. Maybe he could steal Vos Ceras’ treasure while everyone else was gone. However, Akiko stayed with Chris to keep him company, and Gemini hired Asuka to do the cleaning.

While everyone was in their cars, Gemini led the way, and Joey followed behind him. They were set off to the wettest waterpark in the fantasy world, Mt. Splashmore. As they were driving, they passed a highway sign that said, “Now leaving… Episode 16.”

Gemini Note: This ends season two. Here are some questions that I leave.

Which Simpsons Episode was the first one to mention Mt. Splashmore? (Hint: it’s in the second season.)

How many more times will Joey be Heavy Lourded?

Why dosen’t that many people besides me post here? (Chris and Pierson are the only two that seem to do so.)

If I was you I would take them to Mt Splashmore quick. Maybe they’d stop complaining. Unlikey but possible. Nice fic, keep on postin’!:cool:

invites loads of game characters including Cid(FF 7), ProtoMan, Julian, and various others and has a party(with admition charges, of course)

Ooooh. How much? And will their be punch and pie?

“$3 entry and yes, there is punch, pie, beer and pizzas.”

Yaaaaaaaaay! They can go after they get back from Mt Splashmore.

Could Chris have his party while I’m at Mt. Splashmore? Or maybe he should wait. BTW The newscasters are with us. has his own car party on the way over

A party in a car? With alcohol? That should be a news item. :wink:

Originally posted by JFGemini107
Why dosen’t that many people besides me post here? (Chris and Pierson are the only two that seem to do so.)

You have to understand something, brother. A lot of people read things here, but don’t post in them. Just because nobody else posts doesn’t mean nobody reads them. Why, back in my day, Weiila was the only one that posted ANYTHING in my fic threads.

I post in these threads because

a) it stops them necrotising
and
b) I like a good coversation/argument/discussion.

Originally posted by d Galloway
You have to understand something, brother. A lot of people read things here, but don’t post in them. Just because nobody else posts doesn’t mean nobody reads them. Why, back in my day, Weiila was the only one that posted ANYTHING in my fic threads.

Weiila’s only posted three times in this thread.

Episode 17: I Want to Go to Mt. Splasmore! (Part 2)

As the cars traveled on the highway, they saw another road sign, saying, “Now entering, Episode 17.” Despite the sign they saw a while back. On their way, Gemini set up a radio network on Joey’s car at a pit stop. You guessed it. They were going to have a multi-car fiesta! Both cars cranked up the music as loud as possible, and within seconds, they were in a non-druggie rave.

The heroes were having so much fun on the way over, that was only half the fun. They had so much fun, they couldn’t be tired. After three weeks of party, and one week of rest, everyone got to Mt. Splashmore. the wettest waterpark in the fantasy world. This place had a water coaster, slides galore, like at least 100, a surfing practice area, a couple of skater like attractions, a kiddie area, and several tide pools.

It would take days to fully do this place. Fortunately, there was a hotel in the park because of the size of the thing. The park was built on a mountain, hence the name. KOS-MOS couldn’t get wet or she would short-circuit and die, so she stayed in the lounging area while the others went out to play.

Gemini and the others went in the line for H2Whoa! At first Gemini thought there was no line, but then a “Whoa! This line’s big.” So he told Sora to start crying, “I want my Mommy!” That got Gemini and Sora through. Vos Ceras said that he was a line inspector so that’s how he got through. However, the others went with Joey’s plan and bought Fastpasses for the ride. Then, another Heavy Lourde falls on Joey, so the others had to get it off of him.

Gemini and Sora got to the top first and Vos Ceras was right behind him. Gemini got through the ride quickly and with lots of fun. The others had fun too, but not as much as Gemini. When everyone reached the bottom, they set off for the next ride, when suddenly, someone in the line does something bad to Jr. It was Jr.'s other half, Albedo. He had made a trip to Mt. Splashmore knowing that Jr. was going to be there.

Albedo started laughing really loud. Loud enough for the general public to stop what they’re doing and notice what Albedo was doing. He was tormenting Jr. and the others. Gemini wanted to shoot him, but when he did, his arm grew back. Gemini then knew not to shoot him, or else he could regenerate.

The best thing to do now, was to run. They ran to the other side of the park, away from Albedo. They had their safety for now. So, they went and di the Surfing Simulator. There was a long line so they got Fastpasses for that too. Most of the heroes were novice surfers. The only one who was was Wakka. There was rubber padding below the waves, incase of a wipeout, and there was water, in case of fire.

There was a restaurant nearby that the heroes went to. In fact it was Japanese cuisine. Gemini didn’t like the sushi, but Galloway did, as well as most of the people. However, before receiving the food, Albedo showed up again. This time all he did was poison Jr.'s food. Fortunately, there was a map to the hospital, and the casino, on the back of the menu. Jr. was rushed to the hospital. where he got very special treatment for his poison. Then, since there was a map to the waterpark’s casino, the heroes with the exception of Sora went to the casino.

On one slot machine, the reels read “Episode 17” “Ends” “Here.”

Because Sora is too young :P. Good work there.:cool:

Jr.'s 26, so he got in.

Episode 18: Lucky Reels

As the heroes went in, Sora and Jr. were carded on the spot. Jr. took out his license, that stated he was 26, which he was, and the guard let him in. Sora was only half his age, so they used a boot mechanism to boot him to the other side of Mt. Splashmore. You had to be 18 to get in.

Gemini started the day with some Blackjack. On his first hand he got 11, doubled, but got 12. So, since the dealer had a 9 upcard, Gemini hit, and got 14. Luck wasn’t with him that card. Then he hit one more time and got 21!

Vos Ceras was in the Poker Room with Joey and Jr. The three of them played Texas Hold’em. Joey had a pair of aces in the hole, Jr. had a 2 of hearts and a 4 of clubs. Vos Ceras had a 10 and King of spades. The first card was dealt. It was the Jack of Spades. The next one comes, it’s a Queen of Spades. Vos Ceras knew that if he got the Ace, he would have a Royal Flush. Joey flips the last card, and it’s the…

Eight of Clubs! Vos Ceras had lost that hand with King high. Jr. had Queen high, and Joey had a pair of Aces, one of which was the Ace of Spades. Gemini, winning lots of treasure from Blackack, joins the Poker room when you know who shows up.

Yes, it was Albedo. He had come to play Poker. There were five of them. Albedo dealt, and said that if he won, he got to kill off one of them. He didn’t say anything about if he lost though. The game was on, and this time it was five card draw.

Albedo dealt the cards, Here were the values:

Gemini: 10 of Spades, Jack of Spades, 2 of Hearts, 4 of Clubs, 8 of Clubs.

Vos Ceras: 9 of Spades, 3 of Hearts, 6 of Hearts, 7 of Diamonds, Ace of Clubs

Jr.: 2 of Spades, 4 of Hearts, 3 of Diamonds, 6 of Diamonds, 9 of Diamonds

Joey: 3 of Spades, 7 of Spades, Jack of Diamonds, Queen of Diamonds, 2 of Clubs

Albedo: 10 of Hearts, Jack of Hearts, Queen of Hearts, King of Hearts, Ace of Hearts

Looks like our heroes are dead, Look, Albedo has a royal flush! The royal flush is the highest poker hand possible. Gemini took three cards. Vos Ceras took four, Joey took three, Jr. took two, and Albedo stood pat. During the showdown. Vos Ceras went first. He got a pair. Joey got two pair, Jr. got a flush. You al know what Albedo got, but Gemini beat him. He got a royal flush of Spades, which beats Hearts, so Gemini won the game. Albedo was told by Gemini to leave Jr. alone.

Everyone went ouside the casino. and spent the night in the hotel across the way.

Episode 18 ends with no special ending. :stuck_out_tongue:

They lost? Well damn…

No, Albedo did.

Episode 19: Mt. Splashmore: Day Two.

The next morning everyone got up. Germini saw an unexpected camera because they haven’t done the news in a while. The camera had something on the side saying, “Property of Mt. Splashmore.” They wanted the team to do the news. Cloud started the news after he got his hair wet using a tidepool. today’s headline was, “Car Rave Spotted by Members of the General Public.” This was talking about the rave the news team had.

“So far there were no arrests, and no convictions of this horrific crime. We now go with Sora for the next headine,” stated Cloud.

“There has been a honicide earlier this week in Gnome Ann’s Land inn. Apparently Ad Avis has been convicted of the murder and was arrested last night,” mentioned Sora.

Gemini and Vos Ceras were in their personalized recliners behind the set. They were sunbathing on the summit of Mt. Splashmore. They wanted to wait until the news ended to go on the Rim Runner. They had been worried that the people in RPG Town disliked them, since they were from real life.

The news ended quickly and so Gemini and Vos Ceras rented a boat to go down Rim Runner. It was a steep boat rode down. After that, they went on a ride they saw earlier, but didn’t go on. It was just a vertical drop from a ledge, then you swam to shore.

The crew had lunch on the summit. On the way, Joey got hit with another Heavy Lourde. “Those just keep coming don’t they,” Gemini stated as he Etnie Blasted the weight off of Joey. Gemini said to Joey, “I bet you’re used to these now?”

Joey then stated that he had died in his own show and that the narrator is wanting him to suffer. Joey wanted to date Aeris, but she said he was not her type.

When the group reached the summit, There was a problem. The King of Town ate all the food. If only Joey wasn’t Heavy Lourded then they could at least got some food. Gemini told everyone to move down, and leave the King of Town as an embarrasment for the general public.

The King of Town followed Gemini’s group to find more food. The problem was for Gemin was that the King of Town moves slow, but eats fast. or oncce the King had good defense against Gemini’s weapons. He used food as defense and for power. Gemini Etnie Blasted the King, but the blast bounced off and hit Vos Ceras instead. So, Cloud and Sora got their weapons out, and started slashing the food hogger/lover. After one slice, the King of Town surrendered.

Gemini and the others got their food. They had instant pizza at the Laughing Dragon. Gemini was a little worried about Chris so he called the studio. At the studio, Chris was throwing a party with admission charges. He had pizza, beer, video games, and hot girls. It was guy’s night out over there. Gemini like the idea. and let Chris have his party.

After Lunch, Gemini, Vos Ceras, and Joey split from the rest of the group to realize that the King of Town was still at Mt. Splashmore. This time, he was hanging around with Krusty the Klown. Krusty thought that Gemini and Vos Ceras were kids so he did his famous, “Hey Kids!” What he didn’t know was Gemini and Vos Ceras were adults. Joey looked adult so Krusty left him alone.

Meanwhile, with the other group, everyone stayed dry, especially KOS-MOS. They went into the casino again, without Sora of course. And they all won big. They went outside and wanted to go into the hotel to take a snoozer.

Gemini went onto this racing waterslide with Joey and Vos Ceras. He said, "On the count of three the race starts. One. Two. Five! I mean Three! The race was on. Everyone was starting the same, then half way Gemini got ahead, then Joey passed him three fourths of the way, then at the end, Gemini barely won.

The group thought it was fun, so they went on another waterslide. This one was going all the way down, saying, “Episode 19 ends here.”