Umm…Well…runs to the hills
I could go to Silmaria’s bank and purchase more treasure (Until I run out of gil.)
Then realize they don’t take gil.
Originally posted by JFGemini107
[b]I could go to Silmaria’s bank and purchase more treasure (Until I run out of gil.)Then realize they don’t take gil. [/b]
watches as Gemini gets a bunch of Drachmas, then mugs him
Okay, I finally read it. Now shut up, brother! I’ll talk about what needs to be fixed with you in person.
Besides, no more episodes until the next update. You can sign up to be in the next episode using This link to a better life.
Thank you for mugging me. Galloway, I shall get my revenge.
Episode 11: Visitations from a site called RPGClassics.com:
Gemini had the visitor introduce himself. He was called the King of Depression, known as Strong Sad. Gemini ignored him because he was expecting a visit from his brother, and some people fom RPGClassics.com. Gemini’s brother came first, and since Gemini was in the shower getting ready, and he was in no shape being ready to meet with the guests, so Joey had to let him in.
Galloway had little knowledge that KOS-MOS was going to give him a surprise. He was going to receive it later though. Gemini got out of the shower and ran to the front door of the studio. He saw his brother, Chris, Pierson, PC Glenton, Mazrim Taim, TD, Starstorm, Weiila, Kaiser, WM, Archone, Eratsz, and Seph. Hayes walk into the door.
Most of them couldn’t stay for long because they said that they were on a quest for the Hammer of Crossovers located in the Land of Depression. Gemini got his brand new Deportation Cannon ready, aimed at the Land of Depression, loaded everyone, and BOOM! They were blasted out. Only Chris, Pierson, and PC Glenton stayed in the studio.
Strong Sad was still minding his own buisiness in a corner of the studio. No one seemd to care. They just left him alone to fend for himself. He always seemed lonely, as if no one liked him. He did say something to Wakka, but he didn’t care.
Meanwhile in the heart of the gathering. Chris had wanted to be a member of security, and so Gemini trained him at the new sword range first, then KOS-MOS took over at the gun range, Chris aced the training in both parts. He then got a badge, and brand new double uzis with his name engraved on each one. He was second in command in security next to KOS-MOS.
Elsewhere in the party. The news was starting. Gemini calmed everyone down with an extra loud alarm. Cloud started the news with this headline, “Many people from a site known mainly as RPGClassics.com came to the studio today to audition for many spots in the staff, while others came to be sent to the only entrance to the Land of Depression since the great Avalanche of '99. We all remember that do we?”
Pierson got to speak about why everyone RPGC related came to the studio (except for d Galloway). Galloway was in the back and was called out by Gemini. He entered the Deportation room, and by surprise, he was not being deported to a far off land. Joey and KOS-MOS were with them (Jr. got the day off from weather so he got to operate the camera.)
Gemini had told Galloway that he was so sick and tired of being beat up all the time because Gemini was not as strong as his brother. He then yelled to KOS-MOS, “Release the rope!” A giant weight labeled “Heavy Lourde” mistakedly fell on top of Joey instead of the intended target. Gemini had a back-up plan and KOS-MOS blasted Galloway to Downtown RPG Town.
The news was over and the party was almost over. The viewer (Still don’t know his name yet. Well, I do but I’m not telling.) came to the scene and he met Pierson, Chris, and the other RPGClassics peoples. He was amazed by their insanity.
The viewer then left to his house leaving a note. It said, "You all can have your next party at my house, it’s better than trashing your own studio so you don’t have to do lots of clean up. I live in a place called Visalia. C ya!
All of a sudden, another weight drops on Joey, who’s still crushed by the first one. This one says “Property of the RPG News Team. Episode 11 has ended when this weight drops. Oh am I supposed to say, ‘Heavy Lourde’?”
Like I would need sword training!
goes off to enchant the doors
Brother, I never beat you up. Mox, Naar, and various other powerful villains did, but not me. So your attack was uncalled for.
Now…powers up to Kaioken times 20 and punches Gemini, sending him flying around the world about eight thousand times before finally landing on the spot he was hit from…we’re even.
Sorry, But Mox and Daemon are dead, and I hardly beat them up. I could kill off Naar if you’re nice enough to let me.
Nice update 
Originally posted by JFGemini107
Sorry, But Mox and Daemon are dead, and I hardly beat them up. I could kill off Naar if you’re nice enough to let me.
A few points:
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I couldn’t damage them either. Mox was stronger than me, and Daemon was stronger than Mox. So it doesn’t count.
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Naar can only be killed by a Kai Lord with the Sommerswerd. You are not a Kai Lord with the Sommerswerd. You are not even a Kai Lord. That’s why he can kick your ass so easily.
I let you kill off Yakuza, remember? You even got to use Gungnir, even though Val beat the living shit out of you afterwards for that. And in the fourth saga, I’ll let you beat up some more people.
Episode 12: The Viewer’s Name Revealed!
In the Deportation Room, Joey was still crushed by the two Heavy Lourdes. Did anyone want to help him out? Gemini decided to help Joey, while everyone else started packing. They were going to the Land of Depression.
Sephiroth had an invitation to be the substitute while the heroes were gone. He had his Masamune, recently sharpened and ready to kill anyone in his path. Crono was another sub. The problem was he couldn’t talk, and Sephiroth was about to kill him when Jr. gets out his gun and shoots at Sephiroth. Sephiroth then got angry and started slicing everyone in the room except for Strong Sad, who was still minding his own buisiness.
Gemini and A couple of guards pushed Joey to the Medical Wing and more guards were pushing other people there after what Sephiroth did to them. Strong Sad finally emerges from the corner he was in and says to Gemini, “Should you go to the Land of Depression later?”
Gemini responded, "Well, the buggy only seats four. Lets see. You, Joey, because he’s just about recovered, Our viewer, because he didn’t get hurt, and me. Oh, one more thing. Guards! Get Sephiroth out of here! He’s caused too much destruction and has hurt more than three fourths of the crew! The guards then blasted Sephiroth out to the Land of Cookies and Cream.
Strong Sad then said quietly, “You should check on Joey, he is about recovered. I’ll start the buggy.”
Gemini then made mention, “You shouldn’t drive, Strong Sad. We’ll let our viewer do it. Besides, the viewer is the only person here that has a legal buggy license and that’s not hurt. Chris has one, but he’s in the Medical Wing.”
The viewer had started the buggy; put his trombone, cross country jersey, laptop, and other Visalian stuff in the back. When everyone was in, the viewer took off.
Gemini and the viewer were in the front, and Strong Sad and Joey were in the back. Joey asked the viewer, “Have you given us your name yet?”
The viewer responded, “You can call me Vos Ceras. That’s not my real name, but I don’t want you calling me by my real name, even you Gemini.”
A plane was flying above them and it flew in the pattern of “Episode 12 ends here. Stay tooned to find out what happens next.”
Gemini note 1 (Gemini Notes are not in fic): I wanted the viewer to be someone that nobody on RPGClassics knew, but a friend of mine that I know. That’s why you probably never founf out who the viewer was.
Gemini note 2: For some reason this fic didn’t get in the update.
Episode 13: I’m Sad That I’m Waterskiing.
On their way over to the Land of Depression Gemini was talking about how awesome his birthplace was. He made mention that it was common to do things like gamble or play sports in Visalia because there wasn’t much there during his childhood, and there wasn’t much there now.
Strong Sad then took over the conversation and started ranting and ranting and ranting in a bleak monotone that got Vos Ceras to sleep in about five minutes. Just about everyone fell asleep in ten minutes after Strong Sad started ranting, and fortunately, they were out of RPG Town, but unfortunately, they backed up a highway for 20 miles.
Yet Strong Sad was still ranting a story about how he keeps getting beat up. Then in the car behind them, Kefka was getting very mad when he realized that the driver of the buggy, Vos Ceras, was sleeping, a lot like a baby. Kefka started laughing insanely like "UWEE HEE HEE!, thus waking everyone up. Joey got up first, and did the honors of strangling Strong Sad, who was still ranting about his story.
When Vos Ceras got up, he realized that he was still in the buggy, and that Strong Sad was not ranting anymore, thanks to Joey. Vos Ceras started the car, and drove off to the Land of Depression. It took three days, according to Gemini’s U. M. N. to get there, and when they were there, the entrance had been caved in. An avalanche blocked their path.
They had to climb over, or fly over. Well, the only person who knew had to fly was Vos Ceras, and he has a fear of heights, so that’s out of the question. Fortunately, there was a lake nearby, and a waterski rental to go with it.
Everyone got to the lake in a hurry, except for Strong Sad because he always walks. When everyone got there, Gemini bought a motorboat, and a waterskiing set. Since the boat only seated three, one person had to waterski. Joey thought it’ll be funny if Strong Sad waterskiied, but Gemini wanted Joey to do it.
They all voted and Strong Sad had the skiing seat. Wonder what’s going to happen? Gemini started driving first at full speed, and Strong Sad fell off instantly. He let Strong Sad go back up, and he did it again. This happened about 100 times before someone realized that Strong Sad can’t waterski.
So Vos Ceras was next in line. He also had some knowledge in waterskiing so he took the spot. He only fell off 20 timesd during the trip over to the Land of Depression. Pretty good when compared to Strong Sad’s record. They finally docked at the Land of Depression.
Gemini and Joey got depressed very easily, it took a while for Vos Ceras to kick in. He had a higher endurance than the rest of the group. Strong Sad didn’t need a time limit. He’s always sad! A Depressio soldier was wating at the end of the dock.
While ther group was waterskiing, Gemini coincidently made a pattern of “That’s all folks for now.” despite Vos Ceras’ fallings.
Gemini Note: In Blue! This has got to be a coincidence! When my lucky number meets my Unlucky number. This is the thirteenth episode of RPG News, and my 147th post on the Message Board. 147 is my lucky number, and 13 is my least lucky number
That is sinsiter. Do somethig about it! When my posts hit 666 I changed my avvy and sig to what you see before you. It’s for the better.
I just changed my sig, for the better of the people who don’t like Homestar Runner.
I’d like to have more commentary, please. It really helps me write.
Episode 14: While They Were Out
Back at the studio, Chris and Pierson were recovering very quickly, it only took ten hours each to get recovered. Three days later, everyone was back to normal. Chris was put in charge of the studio while Gemini and Vos Ceras were out. Also, everyone in the studio lucked out because they didn’t have to put up with Strong Sad’s ranting.
Chris told Cloud and the others to start reporting today’s news. Cloud then said as the headline, “A Chocobo got shot in RPG Town’s nearby RPG Ranch. We have a guest with us today. His name is Tidus. Tidus, what do you have to say?”
“Well, I’d have to say that before the Chocobo was shot, the farmer, who calls himself Lynx, was abusing the animal. He at first shot the Chocobo with a stun gun, then a .22 rifle. Lynx has been described as a feline looking human, with mostly the traits of a cat. Tidus out.”
“Thank you Tidus, next, we go with Jr. for the weather.”
“Thank you Cloud, Today in RPG Town the high is 96 today. Looks like a hot one. In the Land of Depression today’s high is 65. They have very nice weather. They always do don’t they.”
As the crew finished the news, Chris wanted to check the dungeon for more treasure, but since Gemini was broke, there was none. Maybe Vos Ceras or Joey had some Gil or Drachmas to replenish. What was in the dungeon was a few sword replicas like the Chrono Trigger Masamune, Sphiroth’s Masamune, the Excalibur, the Excalipur, The Ragnarok, and a few not-so-mentionable swords. Maybe Chris would take those since he already raided Gemini once.
Meanwhile, in the Land of Depression, at the boat dock, the Depressio soldier welcomed Gemini, Vos Ceras, and Joey to his homeland. He said, “Welcome to the Land of Depression. You are to act sad as long as you are here. If you have any ounce of happiness you will be given a Depressio Shot, if you act happy again, you will be banished.”
Joey inturupted and said, “If we’re all sad, how will you banish us?”
“We can kill you off like this.”
As soon as the Depressio soldier finished his speech, a Heavy Lourde appears out of nowhere and lands on Joey. Gemini and Vos Ceras were a little worried that their vacation could end early. They had to help Joey get the Heavy Lourde off of him. Once they did that, they entered the heart of the land.
When they got there, there was lots of gray water. Lots of dead trees, and bleak, pale mountains. Everything was drab, and dull. There could be no happy word to describe this place. There was little life, other than the Depressio Soldiers and Strong Sad.
They walked a bit further, and they reached a mountainous castle. They walked inside, and there were plenty of board games like Hi Ho Cherrio, Life, or Mouse! Mouse! Get out of my House!. Everyone stepped in, ready to play.
Outside the castle, two Depressio soldiers were talking. They mostly talked about that they would have a plan to do something, and do it soon. It would be something, depressing, but not pretty.
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, anybody know how to end this episode? Anybody?”
All of a sudden, a Heavy Lourde falls on top of the narrator, thus ending episode 14.
Yay! More treasure! puts the treasure in his pocket realm
Here’s another treasure *Gives Chris a “Strong Sad Voodoo Doll Version 1.47”
hides it in his office
A voodoo doll?
In your office?
Why?
And great chappie. Can’t wait for the next one.
Episode 15: The Trial of Vos Ceras.
When everyone sat on the cold floor inside the castle, Strong Sad said the rules of Monopoly, which was the first board game they all had to play. Strong Sad was a master at the game, and was winning big time at the start. He bought half the board in his first time around. He must have been lucky and landed on a lot of spots that gave money, or he bought all the junkyards.
Gemini, Vos Ceras, and Joey didnt give up. Gemini ended up buying BOTH Park Place and Boardwalk during the same run, and Vos Ceras bought a bit of property. When the game was over, and Strong Sad lost, some Depressio soldiers came in, one of them with handcuffs, and the rest with daggers. They wanted someone in the group, but they arrested everyone! the crimes were not being sad and beating the King of Depression in a board game.
Since the Land of Depression did not have a court room, the Depressio soldiers sent everyone to Visalia. Joey had not been to Visalia before, so it would be a new experience, but not for long as they entered the courtroom to meet the rudest judge to ever exist, Judge Judy.
Judge Judy called Vos Ceras to the stand, and since she didn’t know his real name, and the paperwork didn’t state it, she just did a “You there, you are called to the stand.”
The first question was, “What’s your name?”
Vos Ceras said the name he went by, and Judge Judy remarked, “Vos Ceras, is that your real name? I find that name really weird.”
A police officer talked to Judge Judy and said that he didn’t want to go by his real name. Judge Judy laughed and said that was not the thing she wanted to hear. She pounded the gavel and started the trial. Her second question was, “Why were you acting so happily in the Land of Depression when the elite soldiers told you to -”
Vos Ceras had interrupted her and started saying his answer, but Judge Judy got very mad and finished her sentence. Then Vos Ceras had a chance to answer. He had strong word, and charisma. and was able to speak in a very strong way and with strong words.
Judge Judy Had asked the next quiestion, and Vos Ceras did the same thing. Eventually Gemini was so bored that he ended up ending the trial early bu sneaking a way to Heavy Lourde Judge Judy, since she was so rude to Vos Ceras. When the trial was dismissed to a recess, Judge Judy was staying in her courtroom, and the guards were outside, so it was a perfect time for Gemini to Heavy Lourde her, and for everyone else to run.
Gemini had successfully Heavy Lourded her and started running out of the courtroom himself. He had the whole city of Visalia running after him. Since Joey found a car the three of them could use, everyone drove back to RPG Town.
Meanwhile, Visalians were geting in their cars and chasing the heroes along a desert highway. The chase lasted about two hours, and then an explosion was heard on the side of the road, fortunately in the right spot. The Visalians were forced to flee, and Gemini, Vos Ceras, and Joey were able to win that battle.
Everyone got back to RPG Town in one piece, and they stopped at Tia’s Ice Cream Shop to celebrate their victory. Who knows what’ll happen next. Everyone was too relaxed to worry about anything. Everyone acted happy again, and when they finished their ice creams, the heroes drove to the studio.
At the studio, Chris was unexpected that Gemini had come back so soon. Well, everyone’s back, and happy, and KOS-MOS decided to throw a reunion party!
At the spa, Jr. was by himself. He was so bored, that he drew in the water, Episode 15 ends here.
Gemini note: If anyone has any ideas to end episodes, please post them in this thread.
Thanks,
JFGemini 107