The return of the haikus

Silly little boy.
Seventeen syllables yes.
Haiku it is not.

Originally posted by Pierson
That is not hailku.
Sentences, unrelated.
That is how they are.

school pictures today.
I looked like an idiot.
I hate school pictures. -_-

Too many midterms
Require much studying
I don’t want to do

I’m taking a crap.
Sweating, forcing, and pushing.
Yay, there goes a turd.

How can you do that?
Is there a computer there?
Why in the bathroom?

sitting in the dark
accept dawn and ease the end
all my hate is dead

hey this is actually fun

where the clouds appear
doubts begin to turn to shame
the poison inside

I, again feel ashamed
I hate me for this weakness
faith lost forever

Its easy to do.
With a laptop and a john.
I crap all day long.

Conformist fashion,
It fashions all to itself
In fascist fashions

Superficial world
Dominated by fashion
We are judged blindly

My soul is parted
but a fresh sprite rekindles
death’s a beginning

Wish I had a gun.
Annoying people running past.
Driving lesson over.

Almost slept in, yo.
Finnish Literature Exam, wee.
Came in early, boo.

Poofyheadedness.
So very soft and fluffy.
It is my pillow.

Finals nearly done,
Otherwise I’d be loopy.
Happy, happy me!

I soar freely, yes.
I am manifest purpose.
My heart is at peace.

I like big butts and
I cannot lie, you other
Brothers can’t deny

English teacher had us write a haiku about frogs…

The frog leaps onto
a lillypad only to
sink upon landing

GG wins.

Eight exams next week.
Am sure to fail further maths.
Woe is me, failure.

Classes on Friday
My quarter will be hellish
Graduation’s close.

Valuable Cargo
That’s why the car’s off limit
To all passengers

Originally posted by Dalton Of Zeal
Valuable Cargo
That’s why the car’s off limit
To all passengers

What is that quote from?
I know it is a game, yet
I do not get it.

(And I know that isn’t proper haiku, but; thbppppht)