The return of the haikus

most beautiful girl,
my heart is for you alone;
her father has died

may i console you,
i do not know how you hurt,
but i wish to help

I tend to wonder;
May I speak randomly here?
Or must I make sense?

No need for sense here.
They are all crazy MoFos.
Save your sanity.

Wow. A haiku that actually rhymes, nice job.

Originally posted by yoshmeister
Wow. A haiku that actually rhymes, nice job.

What? Which one?

I am not certain
of the referenced haiku
but haikus are fun!

Yes, they really are.
This thread is very near death.
Ah well. never mind.

Near death, so you say?
I suppose you may be right.
That is a darn shame.

I really hate you
I’d love for you all to die.
You really do suck.

Haiku’s are easy
Easier than it sounds.
So let’s all try some.

The phoenix spirit
Returns with great honor to
Post some more haiku.

That is not hailku.
Sentences, unrelated.
That is how they are.

:stuck_out_tongue:

He does speak truely.
Each line is its own sentence.
And the last one’s strange.

Oh, my achen heart,
Why don’t you leave me alone?
Just sod off, all right?!

My hope is dying.
My heart is heavy with care.
Why does it hurt so?

Phoenix’s head hurts.
Pulling three all-nighters in
a row was not good.

I feel so lazy.
I have homework to be done.
Stupid frickin crap.

My shorts smell like sweat
I play much DDR
Pheromones abound

Mysterious farts
Of nebulous origins
Are kinda smelly

Being surrounded
By people I don’t think of
Makes me feel lonely

Kitties are so cute
Wanting rubbing and cuddles
They are fun pillows

woke up with headache
do not wanna go to school
but will anyway.

I sit and play games
all day long. Its more fun than
doing my homework.