… excellent twiddles fingers
The resistance snuck to the construction site. A bunch of hapless construction workers were sitting around, eating stale, week-old donuts. Years of excess fat and zero exercise had made them weak and pudgy, and they fell quickly to the resistance.
“Alright, one of us is gonna have to sneak up there,” said Macc. “Once you reach the top of Jim’s castle, give us a signal, something that will get our attention. Since this is a high-risk, high-maintenance mission, we’ll decide the body bag by drawing straws.”
(one staw-drawing later)
Mastermune finished cleaning his sword on the dead guard’s clothing. Surrounding him were the bodies of several other guards, who unfortunately forgot to set an alarm in the construction zone. “Goddamn Sinistral,” gasped Mastermune. “Next time he comes up with some half-ass invention, I’ll kill him myself.”
He climbed the scaffolding and stairs of the tower, until he reached the top of the tower. A large metal beam was suspended between the tower and the castle, despite the fact that both were very much made of stone. Mastermune grabbed a conveniently-placed remote and pressed a green button. The beam swung over to his side of the gap. He jumped on, pressed the red button, and was swung to the other side.
Mastermune jumped down on a large balcony, with about two dozen explosive barrels on one side and a crossbow with explosive darts on the other. Mastermune grabbed the crossbow, loaded a dart, stood back as far as he could, and fired a bolt into the barrels.
(while all that crap was going on)
General Nagumo bowed before the mighty Jim, his eyes filled with a mix of joy and fear. “My lord, the resistance is no more,” he said. “I killed them myself.”
“Very good,” said Jim. “With their deaths, my rule will be absolute!”
“OUR rule, my love,” reminded the woman.
“Yes, yes, our rule,” said Jim. “In fact, after the wedding, it can be your rule alone, my sweet love.” Nagumo, too, felt enraptured by the young woman.
“Now, Nagumo,” continued Jim, “we need to begin our assimilation of the rest of the Internet. It will be a hard task, but-” An explosion suddenly erupted from outside, enveloping one of the castle balconies. “-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”
The guards, alerted to the obvious diversion, abandoned their posts and ran off to the balcony. The rest of the resistance abandoned their plans and ran into the castle. Without any guards to watch them, it was as easy as pie getting inside.
Before they could begin their approach on Jim, however, machine gun fire erupted from upstairs. Everyone quickly jumped for cover until the hail of bullets stopped. They looked into the darkness, and saw General Nagumo approaching, accompanied by a large group of soldiers.
“You fools humiliated me,” said General Nagumo. “Now my lord Jim can no longer place his trust with my forces. The only way for me to survive…is to kill you!” The resistance tried to back up to the door, but the entrance slammed shut with but a press of a button on General Nagumo’s remote.
Max Bat Seeker and his gang rode to the castle. “This place looks pretty sweet,” said Seeker. “Let’s tear it apart!” A rebel yell erupted from the rest of his gang.
Mastermune pulled himself up onto the metal beam, his body blackened with ash and debris. He pulled a switch on the remote, and the beam began to pull back. He quickly realized what was going to happen, and grabbed onto the beam for dear life.
The beam swung forward, smashing a massive hole into the castle wall. Mastermune quickly jumped through the hole, and found himself on the castle’s third floor.
“Welcome…to your death,” said a sinister voice. A pair of red eyes gleamed from the darkness, and the sound of heavy footsteps echoed towards Mastermune. He grabbed his sword in defense, but faltered when he saw his attacker’s identity.
(to be continued)
DUN DUN DUN!very good d.
Awsomeness.
:booster: Is awsomeness a word?
Oh well.
Awesomenity.
General Nagumo’s forces well relatively quickly; after all, they were nameless grunts from somewhere down south. General Nagumo himself, eyes narrowed, watched as the group sent him farther back up the stairs.
Macc raised one of his hands, which transformed into a cannon. “It’s over, Nagumo-”
Before he could finish, the front doors crashed to the ground. Mad Bat Sekker’s gang rode into Jim’s fortress, screaming and drinking and doing a bunch of standard hell-raising. Macc’s attention faltered briefly, and General Nagumo quickly grabbed Macc’s cannon. In the midst of the confusion, Macc fired…
A second after General Nagumo had bended Macc’s arm. The cannon was now facing Macc’s head.
Mastermune stared in disbelief as his attacker revealed himself. It was none other than another Videospirit, complete with red glowing eyes and a long sword. “You are doomed, Mastermune,” he said. “I am the greatest warrior of Shaheen Jim’s forces.”
Mastermune simply growled, and Videospirit ran off screaming.
Macc’s lifeless body tumbled down the stairs, finally crashing into XBoxFanBoy and SFforever194. The entire resistance stared in disbelief, while General Nagumo laughed the whole thing off.
He finally stopped laughing when Admiral Nagumo kicked him through the ceiling to the next level of stairs. Nagumo jumped up right after him, while everyone else was still in shock. Finally, they snapped out of it…when Mad Bat Sekker and his posse ran up to kill them.
Mastermune climbed the final flight of stairs, to the very top of the castle. Jim sat on his throne of skulls, regarding the warrior with amusement rather than fear. “So, the resistance made it past Nagumo and Videospirit. I’ll enjoy watching you writhe in agony.”
“It’s over, Shaheen Jim!” said Mastermune. “I’ll make sure you pay for Rast’s death!”
“Oh, is THAT what this is all about?” Jim’s voice was byeond sarcastic; the guy didn’t have a serious bone left in his body. “Rast was a pest. He HAD to die…as do you.”
Mastermune leveled his sword and cautiously approached Jim, who was not moving from his throne. Suddenly, something else appeared, yet another one of Jim’s little soldiers. When he saw who it was, though, he was awestuck with fear…and love.
(to be continued)
The soldiers well quickly eh? And people aren’t meant to be mind controlled it does things to them. Bubbles hehehe.
Cool, very cool. I was really looking forward to see if my Admiral version was going to fight against my General version. I am happy. :toast: 
Admiral Nagumo and General Nagumo punched, kicked, lunged, slashed, and attacked in various ways at each other, until they were near the top of the tower. Both were soaked in a mixture of their blood, their eyes and breath betraying their exhaustion.
“You are a worthy adversary,” said General Nagumo. “But, there can only be one Nagumo.”
“Then just die already!” said Admiral Nagumo. “I’m getting sick of this!”
demigod and the resistance raced up the stairs, carefully jumped over the destroyed portions from the fight between the two Nagumos. Finally, after passing the still-locked-in-combat Nagumos, they reached Shaheen Jim’s throne room.
Mastermune was sprawled out on the floor, barely breathing. His body was covered in scratches, bruises, and deep wounds. Standing with one foot on his chest was Jim, holding his sword to Mastermune’s neck. Behind him stood a woman of entrancing beauty, and what felt like enormous power. Everyone quickly swooned and fainted over her raveshing good looks…except for demigod.
“I know who you are!” he shouted. “Val and Galloway told me all about you! You’re Mary Sue, the Queen of Lamers!”
“How observant,” said Mary Sue. “Yes, I am Mary Sue, returned from the dead to conquer all of existance yet again. And you, my friend, are a dead man.” She snapped her fingers, and Jim climbed off Mastermune and made his way to demigod.
“You see, Jim is under my command,” she said. “I rule this world, and plan on keeping it like that for a long, long time.”
Admiral Nagumo suddenly tripped over one of the steps. General Nagumo hovered overhead, his sword leveled at Admiral’s chest.
“Time to die, Admiral,” said General.
Nagumo looked around nervously, until he saw another weakened part of the ceiling. General Nagumo raised the sword for a finishing blow, only for Admiral Nagumo to quickly recover and uppercut him through the ceiling.
Jim pounded on demigod’s helpless body, as Mary Sue laughed behind him. Suddenly, the ground beneath Mary smashed open, throwing the dark queen back. General Nagumo sailed through the air, finally landing with a thud on the hard ground. Admiral Nagumo jumped up after him, his back to Mary Sue.
Jim faltered briefly, and demigod immediately rolled from under the evil overlord. Before the dark lord knew what hit him, demigod jump kicked the back of his head. Unfortuantely, he was wearing a helmet, so the blow did nothing.
General Nagumo launched into another series of attacks, but Admiral Nagumo dodged his wild blows easily. Finally, Nagumo grabbed his alternate by the throat and threw him into the ceiling. General Nagumo hit the roof with a thud, then fell back to the ground, barely alive. Still, he was somehow able to climb to his feet and start staggering.
Mary Sue returned to her feet, completely unharmed. Before she could use her godlike powers, though, Mad Bat Seeker and his wild gang of trollers rolled up the stairs, slamming into her yet again. She returned to her feet, and turned to the wild gang.
“What the hell’s your problem?” she shouted. “You’re supposed to love me!”
“Love you?” shouted Mad Bat. “We’re from Gamefaqs, lady. We don’t know love, or friendship, or any positive emotion for that matter! You’re done for, Mary Sue!”
Admiral Nagumo was prepared to deliver a fatal blow when General Nagumo pulled out his trusty sword. Before Nagumo could do anything about it, the evil General plunged it into his stomach, then twisted it sideways and cutted across his abdomen. Finally, General Nagumo fell to the ground, quite dead.
ADMIRAL NAGUMO WINS. HARA-KIRI.
Mary Sue threw burning flames, melting acid, freezing cold, and various other crap at the bikers, but to no effect. Finally, Mad Bat Seeker grabbed her by the throat.
“You’re dead, broad,” he said. One of the gang members clapped his hands, and a gorilla came out of fucking nowhere. Before the poor dark queen could do anything, the gorilla snapped her neck like a twig and dissapeared.
Jim saw his dead love, and began to cry. The others took advantage of the situation, and killed Jim in a way that defies description.
“…so I figured I’d help destroy the most powerful being in the universe,” said Mad Bat Seeker. “Now, we’ll be destroying your land…”
“No, you won’t!” said alternate Wilfredo. “You’ve proven yourself to be smart enough to be our beloved leader! We can rebuild RPGC, now that Jim is dead!” The group dragged the unwilling Mad Bat Seeker away, leaving only the original three and Toronto Lex left.
“Well, I guess I’ll continue my research,” said Toronto. “It hasn’t been a pleasure, but…whatever.” He then left for the shrines, as Admiral Nagumo, Mastermune and demigod vanished into a flash of light.
demigod, Mastermune and Admiral Nagumo landed in a stange room. Everyone else that had been at the demonstration was also there. On a throne sat a shadowed figure, which approached the light.
demigod gasped. He recognized who it was…
THE END OF PART 3
(to be continued)
Gamefaqs, huh? THAT explains a lot…
Nicely done, Gallowman. Let’s see what twistedness you can cook up next.
Great work. This chapter has made my day much better. Keep it up. :toast:
HA! XD Looks like Mary Sue fell to the same deus ex machina twice.
Well that’s another reality down. With only two to go. So Galloway, which one is next?
Yar.
The Chibi dementino next k thanks.
Yeah?
No, I be sayin’ yar, as in yar, not yar as in Yar. Be ye makin’ fun o’ me accent. Waves sword threateningly.
Bring it, bizzatch.
Eep! Er…look! Is that a demonic duck of some sort. Hides.
Okay, the chibi dimension is next, folks. This time, I AM THE ONE deciding it.
Now just describe what you’re like in that horrible alternate reality, and I’ll make fun of your grammar and spelling- I mean, include you in the fic.