The Movie Saga 2: Electric You-Know-What

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The Movie Saga 2: Sliders
By d_Galloway

Part 1: The Matter-Transferance Device

Galloway, Val, PC, and Mabat raced down to the stadium, practically killing each other along the way. Finally, they reached the stadium and ran inside, where the audience was already waiting for them. The stage was filled with various boards, bricks, chunks, rocks, and other objects.

“Welcome to the First Annual Break-Shit-With-Your-Bare-Hands contest!” shouted the cheesy announcer. “Four have made it to the finals! Only one, or perhaps none, but at the maximum one can walk away with anything they damn well please!” Val and PC smiled with the thought of killing the other one, Mabat thought of something that cannot be described, and Galloway thought of riches untold.

“Let’s get this shit going!” shouted the announcer. “Remember, the rules say that no weapons, magic, or special abilites are allowed, and start breaking shit!”

Various henchmen carted over various objects, which were subsequently smashed. PC was the first to fall, having broken his fist trying to break a large brick of redwood. Mabat then lost after he broke his hand chopping a piece of marble. Val then tried to break some steal, but an old injury from her last battle with PC caused her muscles to lock up, causing her to lose the contest. Finally, Galloway was the only one left.

“Now…for the final challenge!” shouted the cheesy announcer. The henchmen brought out a large diamond and laid it out in front of Galloway. The saiyan did the usual breathing and concentrating, then slammed his fist down hard into the diamond.

It took a few seconds for him to realize that the diamond was still intact, and wasn’t even cracked. It took a few more to realize that the bone was sticking out through his elbow, and blood was spewing everywhere. It took a few more for him to finally be carted away. For the first time, the contest had no winner.

“They should’ve killed the guy who thought up that contest,” said Weiila, quickly throwing everyone’s bodies back together. “They just make my job harder.”

“You think you’re having a hard time?” said Galloway. “I bet every last cent I had on myself. Now I’m injured, broke, and stuck with a psycho for a wife.” Val quickly stabbed him through the back with Gungnir, and Weiila had to heal that wound.

“Anyway, are you going to that new science demonstration?” asked Weiila. “Sinistral’s showing off his new Matter-Transferance device.”

“Why not?” said Val. “We’ve already been completely humiliated.” They got back up and started off.

“By the way,” said Weiila, “have any of you seen the diamond? The contest people said it dissapeared after the contest.”

“Beats me,” said PC. He then walked off with his heavily-stuffed pack.

(to be continued)

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This is the best competition I have ever heard of. EVER. And you’d think I’d know better than to break steel with my bare hands. Obviously I should have used my head!

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Well, all I can say is it looks like d is forming a Deadly Alliance.

And, I have to agree… Val’s head is DEFINATELY best suited for pounding heavy objects against

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Yep, definitely classic Galloway vintage … a li’l bit on the tangy side, but definitely still good.

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For that pun, there can be only one punishment: DEATH! slices off PC’s head

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They quickly reached the highest point in RPGC: namely, the memorial to the Tower of Babel. Ironically, what had begun as a simple pile of rocks had grown to another tower, this time seven times larger than the original. They got into the elevator and rode all the way to the top, which bordered between earth and space. Strange distoring lights flashed and rumbled above them.

Already seated at the top were GG Crono, Mastermune, Lex, Cala, demigod, Admiral Nagumo, Kidd Swiftis, and Wolf of Light. Sinistral stood at the other end, in front of a strange-looking gizmo with many blinking lights.

“This is the Matter-Transferance Device,” said Sinistral. “It sends things from one place to another. I haven’t worked out all the bugs yet; thought I’d try it out on you.”

“You know, there’s a bit of an ion storm,” said Weiila, looking back up at the sky. “Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“Of course,” said Sin. “What could possibly go wrong?” Sin pressed a button, and everyone was zapped by a green light.

Mabat, Wolf of Light and Cala opened their eyes, only to find themselves back in the tower. However, everyone else was now long gone, except for Sinistral…

And he now sported a goatee.

(to be continued)

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…what happen? o.o;

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So, we’re off to travel to parallel worlds now, eh? Well, that makes my William Martinson character even MORE appropiate, I think! You could have the “real” (Wise Wizard) me meet the “Movie Star” me, and similar things for everyone else!

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OHHHHH, FUCK. Sinistral+Goatee=Evil. And Sinistral+Evil= OhshitohshitIdon’twannadiedon’twannadiedon’twannadiARRRRGH…

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…Oh yes, I am REALLY going to enjoy this

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Mastermune, demigod and Admiral Nagumo landed in a pile of garbage, somewhere overlooking a pile of rubble, overlooking a destroyed land. The scars of war covered everything, down to the last splinter. The sounds of screams echoed from the distance.

Val, PC, GG Crono, and Kidd Swift found themselves back on top of the tower, overlooking a peaceful night sky. The matter transmitter sat on the table, but nobody was standing by it. Sighing, they started to leave, but stopped when they heard a noise from behind.

Galloway, Weiila and Starstorm appeared on top of a large skyscraper. An expansive, advanced city was spread out below them, revealing that they weren’t in Kansas anymore. A calender flew by, but they couldn’t examine it before it flew off, and was vaporized by a laser.

Four shadowy figures appeared in a large throne room. On the throne sat another shadowy figure, who practically exuded authority.

“My four minions,” he said, “I have ressurected you from your deaths to aid me in my conquests. Now fools from other worlds have come to stop us. Put our ultimate plan on hold until they are destroyed.”

“Bah!” said one of the shadowy figures. “These fools couldn’t hold a finger against us!”

“They can, and they will if we let them,” said the lead shadowy figure. “Kill the fools, then continue with my plan.”

THE END OF PART 1

(to be continued)

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Dun dun dun…

Lovin’ the story. Good stuff man.

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Not bad Galloway.

But I have a feeling this paralle universe thing could get quite complicated. Quite quickly. Which makes for a great story, when the writer has the mind of d Galloway.

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Very good, I’m enjoying the story so far. Keep it up. :cool:

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Agreeing with everyone else I’d just say keep up the good work.

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I’m just gonna randomly guess that Fawful is NOT one of the four aforementioned bad guys. :3

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Okay, I’m leaving it up to you, the fans. Which alternate universe should we tackle first?

Universe 1: The typical parallel dimension, where everything is opposite.

Universe 2: RPGC as it would be if ShaheenJim had defeated everyone and still ruled.

Universe 3: The Chibi-dimension, where everyone is younger and cuter. Is also protected by a bizzare hero.

Universe 4: I’m not gonna tell you.

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Universe one.

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I just got to see this bizzare hero so:

Universe #3

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#3, if for no better reason than to see Weiila have another Ulcer, or something.