“This swamp is, like, so gross!” shrieked Evil Wolf of Light. Wolf of Light was about to smack her, but Mabat quickly broke them up. Evil Galloway tried to hit on Evil Mabat again, but was shot down once again. Evil Glenton and Evil Val started making out again, while Evil Cala continued to lecture Cala on tasteful clothing. Finally, after several hours, they got out of the swamp and reached Fortress M…which turned out to be Microsoft Headquarters.
“Ah, Microsoft,” said Evil Mabat. “Creaters of the evil Linux.”
“Microsoft made Linux?” asked Cala. “I thought they made Windows.”
Evil Cala looked at her strangely. “Windows is the open source OS. Besides, it’s the only one that makes sense out there…”
“Enough about computers,” said Evil Galloway. “Let’s just go kick Sinistral’s ass!”
Suddenly, Evil Lex threw several darts and shurikens from the trees. Evil Galloway and Evil Wolf of Light were both hit by darts, and were quickly paralyzed. Evil Mabat, Evil Glenton and Evil Val were hit by the shurikens, and fell to the ground almost immediately.
Cala, Mabat, Wolf of Light, and Evil Cala started stepping about, but suddenly fell into a deep pit. The walls covered with all manners of spikes, saws, blades, and other nasty things. Mabat tried to climb out, but gunfire erupted from everywhere the second his hand reached the top, and he fell back in. Evil demigod looked into the pit and pressed a button, and the walls suddenly started closing in.
Someone who looked like Heaven’s Soldier, only with devil wings and other evil changes, entered the meeting room. “Hell’s Soldier,” said Lord Phoenix. “We have learned that the others are outside. Kill Lex and demigod after the traitors are finished.”
Suddenly, someone who looked like Yar Kramer ran by the top of the bit, grabbed the remote out of Evil demigod’s hand, and turned off the pit. The walls retracted, and they were able to climb out of the death trap. Evil Yar then gave an andidote to the others, and everyone was instantly healed. Evil Lex threw another series of shurikens, but Evil Mazrim suddenly appeared, intercepted the attacks without any effects, and mauled Evil Lex until he ran off. Evil demigod then ran off.
“Dear God!” shouted Evil Val. “It’s the demon, Mazrim!” She fired several hundred elemental spells, and Mazrim ran off.
“What’s so scary about Mazrim?” asked Cala. “You drove him off with a few spells.”
“It’s worse,” said Evil Glenton. “He’s immortal. He cannot be destroyed.”
“And neither can I,” said another voice. Evil Heaven’s Soldier walked out of the fortress, brandishing his sword. “Prepare for the end.”
“Could we just avoid the violence?” said Evil Yar. “I mean, there has to be a peaceful way to end this.”
“No peace,” said Evil Heaven’s Soldier. He flew forward and ran Yar through the chest with his sword. He then used an Aero spell on Evil Galloway and Evil Mabat, blowing them into the distance.
“We’ll deal with this,” said Evil Cala. “Get inside, NOW!” Before Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light could argue, Evil Val blew them inside with another Aero spell. The doors quickly slammed shut behind them.
Lord Phoenix looked out the window, surveying the battle. “We have guests,” he said. “The three from the tower got inside.”
“Don’t worry, my lord!” said Evil Merlin. “We can destroy them easily.”
“No!” shouted Lord Phoenix. “I know of one of them; he was allied with one of my old enemies. This time, they will face the wrath…of Red Phoenix.”
(to be continued)
Gallo-note: Who didn’t see that coming?
Wow. My evil counterpart gets killed roughly twelve seconds after arriving and providing an important service. Go me. 
Umm, i forgot, which is which?