I wonder if Gallo even know how Canasta is played? 
And on that note, I think Cala should change her “location” to “In your bed.” :3
No idea whatsoever.
We’re still gonna play or it’ll be your head. >.>
Who am I to make demands though? gallo’s nice enough to let me be in this, and it’s been great so far. Keep it up gallo.
I’ll update this tomorrow.
Is this your version of a teaser, Galloway? I saww that you were the last one to post here and came here hoping for more of your story. Only to find that there was none.
Evil Lex and Evil demigod, dressed in fine assassin uniforms and eager to kill something, finally entered the tower. Evil Videospirit turned his attention away from feeding Evil Mazrim to watch the meeting.
Evil Sinistral simply handed them pictures of Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light. “These fools ruined my invention and stole my pizza. Kill them any way you want.”
“Sounds like a plan,” said Evil Lex. “Just one thing, though; when do we get paid?”
“How about we don’t feed you to Mazrim,” muttered Evil Videospirit. Evil Sinistral shot him in the leg, then continued.
“You get paid when the job’s done. Now go, or I WILL feed you to Mazrim!” Evil Lex and Evil demigod quickly left.
“So that’s what happened,” said Evil Val, after finishing her canasta game. “What a mess.”
“Of course, you couldn’t expect any different from Sinistral,” said Evil Mabat. “He couldn’t event himself out of a cardboard box.”
“So that’s why we need to correct some kind of evil in this universe,” said Cala. “Once we do that, we should be zapped back into our world.”
“Well before you go, you’d better put on some damn clothes,” said Evil Cala. “You look like a whore!”
Evil Mabat looked through Mabat’s wallet, finding several pictures of Kat-Chi. “And what’s up with this? Catgirls are the devil, you idiot! They must be destroyed!”
“At least this Wolf of Light’s better than the one here,” said Evil Val. “This one has some sense of dignity.”
Just when it seemed that thing’s couldn’t get any worse, the door opened. A bunch of screaming kids ran inside, followed by someone that looked like PC Glenton, someone that looked like Galloway, and someone that looked like a cross between Wolf of Light and a Barbie doll.
Evil Glenton walked over to Evil Val and kissed her on the cheek. “Hello, hun. How was your day?”
“Just fine, my dear,” said Evil Val. “Did you give that check to the orphanage like you said you would?” Glenton shook his head yes, and they kissed some more. Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light were know moderately horrified.
“Like, oh my god!” said Evil Wolf of Light, in a way that would make a valley girl blush. “That was, like, the best kiss since that, like, show last night, when Daren, like, kissed Kelly for, like, seven minutes OH MY GOD!” Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light were now very horrified.
“Why hello, big boy,” said Evil Galloway, moving his arm around Evil Mabat. Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light were still very horrified, but that changed when Evil Mabat opened his mouth:
“Let go of me, you queer.”
Cala, Mabat and Wolf of Light were now brain-dead on the ground, convulsing and twitching.
(to be continued)
Unclean…UNCLEAN!!! chugs a bottle of bleach
“I’m sorry my brain is not active to register the chapter right now or think of anything else. Please call again in 5 years when It’s recovered from the horror and if its really important leave a message after the beep” beep
the part where PC and I make out doesn’t disturb me so much. Not after that fanfic I wrote. But somehow, I’m surprised to see that your Evil counterpart is gay. Since that must mean you’re not.
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This universe is indeed, evil…
Pardon me while I try to give myself amnesia again.
Horror of horrors! EEK!
::dekar!:: The horror,oh the horror of it all!
This is hilarious, like all your other fics. I’m new to the message board and this was the first thing I went into, but not the first I replied to. Had to read it all first. Also, what happened to the evil people who went away :hint: .
I’m sure that will be covered soon.
And all of a sudden, I’m not unhappy that I haven’t shown up. 
Evil Sinistral sat himself at a large, corporate-style table. Around him were the evil alternate versions of Merlin, Kagon, Weiila, and other powerful figures. At the very end sat Lord Phoenix, and Evil Videospirit simply stood in the back.
“We all now the situation,” said Lord Phoenix. “Sinistral’s matter-transferance device broke a hole in the space-time continuum, causing potential disaster across the board. Kagon, have you successfully covered the incident up?”
“They think it was another torture accident,” said Evil Kagon. “I just brought up Mazrim, and they all complied.”
“Very good,” said Lord Phoenix. “And Miss Weiila, how is your assignment going?”
“We had a successful quarter for book burning,” said Evil Weiila. “So far we’ve wiped out any record of the great writers of the 19th century, and soon we’ll finish the 20th. The accursed art of writing will soon be eliminated completely.”
“Ah, perfect,” said Lord Phoenix. “And our dear friend, Emperor Merlin, what is the status of the people?”
“As always, they have no rights, no freedom, nothing,” said Evil Merlin. “They are acting just like we want them to.”
“Excellent!” said Lord Phoenix. “And now, Sinistral, has the torture been going well at the tower?”
“Yes it has,” said Evil Sinistral. “Mazrim is an excellent persuasion tool, and makes a good way of seeing if food is edible.”
“Things are moving along smoothly,” said Lord Phoenix. “Now, let’s sit here and do nothing for a good, long while.”
Cala scanned through the TV, but every channel showed nothing but static. “I thought you had cable,” she said.
“We do,” said Evil Cala. “Seven hundred channels, all blocked out.”
“Unblock channel 459,” said Evil Mabat. “The evil dictator Merlin’s supposed to give a speech.” Evil Cala entered a long series of buttons, and the channel finally showed a recording of Evil Merlin.
“My oppressed subjects, this is a glorious day for all the rich, powerful people. Tomorrow, I and the others give our power to Lord Phoenix, the glorious stranger who led us to victory in the civil wars! And now, I will show you a picture of your new overlord.”
The screen showed a picture of Lord Phoenix, his bald head reflecting the red from his bright armor. Evil Mabat turned off the TV, while Mabat thought about Lord Phoenix.
“What a prick,” said Evil Galloway. “At least he looks better than Val.”
“Are you insulting me?” shouted Evil Val.
“Are you attacking my wife?” shouted Evil Glenton. Evil Val and Evil Glenton quickly pounced onto Evil Galloway and started beating the living crap out of him.
“Anyway,” said Evil Cala, “we should be going to the capital. That’s probably the problem you were talking about before. We can cut through the old woods.”
“Like, ew!” said Evil Wolf of Light. “Those trees are, like, so disgusting! They’ll, like, ruin my, like, hair!”
“Serves you right, you walking barbie doll!” shouted Wolf of Light.
“Can we stop fighting for five seconds?” said Evil Mabat. “Let’s get going before the power transfer finishes.”
After a while of driving, they came to the old forest. They climbed out of the spacious SUV and walked into the woods, as the rain poured onto them. Finally, they reached the same spot three times in a row.
“Maybe we can cut through the old Martinez place,” said Evil Val.
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!” shouted Evil Mabat.
“You don’t believe those monster sightings, do you?” asked Evil Cala. “Besides, we could use a little breather.”
They finally climbed through the brush to an old white house. Evil Cala knocked on the door, and a Wilfredo look-alike in a lab coat answered. “What do you want?” he asked.
“We were wanting to stop for a minute,” said Evil Cala. “It sure is coming down hard out there.”
“No, no, you can’t stay,” said Evil Wil.
“But-” started Evil Galloway.
“YOU CAN’T STAY!” continued Evil Wil.
“We might catch pnemonia!” said Evil Glenton.
“You’re not welcome in my house, and pnemonia’s a virus that can’t be caught by cold weather!” shouted Evil Wil “Go away, or I’ll call my large assistant!” Evil Galloway was about to take him up on the offer, but the others dragged him off.
(to be continued)
Interesting. This evil universe it quite disturbing, in places.
You JUST noticed this now?
U-WEE-HEE HEE!! Evil Wil finally appears!! :mwahaha:
:ulty: - HEY! That laughter is trademarked by me!!
I must admit your version of Evil Earth has been so far more interesting than others I’ve seen, d. Let’s see what else you’ll whip up…