The way this game works is someone posts a wish, the next person to post has to twist the wish into a terrible monkey paw style version of the original wish, and then posts their wish for the next person.
Edit: Oh yeah, and don’t post in between every other post, that’s lame. <—Spaz and Pierson, this means you
Double Edit: If you’re not familiar with the story of the monkey paw then I suppose you could go here: http://www.americanliterature.com/SS/SS19.HTML
You get your money from sueing a company for severying several limbs and burning all your hair off, and your face flesh just melts off, leaving a visible skull and you have hideous scars all over your body, in some kind of accident.
Granted, but forest imps come and steal it while you’re sleeping and turn it into a giant battle robot and attack Tokyo. Then Godzilla fights it but loses but then Steven Segal beats it ans he sucks.;_;
The paw grants your wish. It pours a gallon of tea down your head. You then wonder where all this tea came from, and the recipient falls on your head, knocking you out cold. Then, a perverted old man rapes you.
I wish for Bud Selig to die a horrible horrible death.
You wish is granted as Pierson edits his post, making the electronic signials in his computer send out a frequency attuned to that of an alien ship millions of light years away, and as that signal reaches the aliens they have already discovered a way to time travel, and they travel back in time in order to wage war on Earth because that subtle signal sent out by Pierson’s computer which was editting a post on the RPGClassics Agora was, in the aliens’ language, an invitation to war. Millions die as alien lasers rake present-time Earth leaving the survivors confused, helpless and hopeless amid the ruins of an once-glorious and hard-achieved piece of civilizational and technological advancement. You are among the survivors and learn by chance from a piece of information slipped by an alien soldier that it was you who caused this catastrophe, and as you and the survivors of Earth scurry to desolate places in order to avoid the alien invaders, you get a rare alien disease and die a slow, lonely and painful death, alone with the secret of your unwillful destruction of your planet and all its people, for you may find no one who will sympathize with you.