The (Mis)Adventures of Cless the Moogle! Episode....whatever!!

Cless the Moogle gave me permission to start this baby back up. If ya’ll remember from the good ol ezboard days, we used to have “Adventures of CtM” a lot. It’s fairly simple, see?

Here’s Cless. He is a Moogle. :moogle:

The object is to just make up the story as it goes along. No need for a Plot. Just say something brief and let the sucka r0ll! Remember: There are NO plot holes because there is no PLOT.

Also if two people post at the same time in response to another response, let the reader just pick up whereever he/she/Eden feels like

So lets begin.

Once upon a time, there was a Moogle. His name was Cless. He woke up one day and said …

…“Oh crud, why did I spead all of last night working on the shrine for “Deadly Towers”?” Just then, the Moogle went outside and his best friend…

…said “Oh my! Look at the time! I shan’t be late for the opening of the new wing at the art museum! Tally ho!”

So Cless…

…went to sleep and dreamed of killing kittens. When he woke up he was killing kittens, and then some. His roomate walked in with a …

X-Box, and Cless the moogle clubbed him to death with a fish.

He then decided to…

… go to a newspaper stand at the corner of the street. He started looking at the dirty magazines on the top shelf and drooling, without noticing a group of schoolgirls, who grabbed him and threw him into the air. He crashed on…

…the rpgclassics chat room, then TD…

… screams “Get the hell outta here, newbie!” and kicks it into…

…the RPGC Message Boards. Cless lands on Astral and she goes “Ow!” Sin gets pissed and bans Cless into…

The Pit of Janet Reno Porn, but Megaman984 gets upset about the unauthorized use of his pit, so he dumps Cless out into…

… Val’s private dimension, and she gets quite furious and kicks him through a portal…

Into the Land of (female) Strippers And (Totally Alcoholic) Beder, snce he wasn’t an unwelcome guest, and too darn cute to hurt, anyway.

But while there…

… the dreaded Zable Fahr appears, with his three gayed-up heads and chases him through another portal, leading to…

…a sign that says “Hey! The Land of (female) Strippers And (Totally Alcoholic) Beder is the OTHER way, buddy!”. Cless and Zable just look at eachother for a moment, and then ran like hell back to the portal where they encountered GOOD TIMES, in which Cless got drunk and made…

… Zable Fahr go ballistic by throwing a dirty napkin into his drink. The three-headed beast starts using Evil Gate like mad, until both of them fall through and end up in…

…a rifle testing range and a man shot…

… Zable Fahr’s nose. Meanwhile, the moogle starts running like hell, until he bumps into Cala…

…who slaps him silly, then she…

… calls MBG and the two start tickling him like mad, until…

…Manus walks along, they then tickle attack him and cless…