…starts grumbling and runs off, but falls down a manhole…
…and lands on Merlin and then…
…Merlin sics Sparkles on him. The cat slashes the moogle’s rear end and chases him…
…back to cala who hug sparkles and cless…
…before a huge tornado carries the moogle off and drops him…
…into the ff break room and galloway…
…runs him over while being chased by an angry FF character mob.
Suddenly the room explodes and…
…cless is kicked in the face by…
…Bahamut, who throws him…
Into Chris of the Brood and Masnus Dei, telling them to give other people a chance to post some story instead of stringing so many together at once.
meanwhile, Val came, picked up Cless, and exclaimed…
…“Die! Newbie! Die!” and then…
…someone bumped into her, knocking the moogle…
… into a berserk state, causing utter destruction. It is revealed later that the moogle was, indeed, a …
…Moogle, And a very cute one, that started running into…
…a sectoid-filled UFO, bumping into half of the power cores. Then and X-COM squad barges in and blows the ship to pieces. The moogle runs away in the middle of the confusion, but stumbles on a crater outside…
…of New Jersey. “WTF?” Says Cless. “What am I doing in New Jersey?” Then Charles Heston came along and said "Let there be…
Caik." But Cless, suffering from a moment of EXTREME stupidity, pointed out C. H.'s mixing of sayings, and Charles pointed his handy shotgun, and was about to toss out his infamous “Damn, dirty Apes!” quote and shoot Cless when miraculously…
…Superman feels weird and crashes on C.H., allowing the moogle to escape. He keeps running, until he bumps into…
…Fat Bastard and Cless rebounded into…
Valk, who was pissed at Manus for ruining the continuation. Valk bitchslaps Manus, and Manus bitchslaps Valk, and Valk bitchslaps Cless and Cless bitchslaps Manus, who bitchslaps Charles Heston who bitchslaps Valk, who bitchslapts Manus, who bitchslaps Cless who bitchslaps Charles Heston who bitchslaps Cless with his loaded shotgun blasting him into the bitchslaping kingdom of…