Whats the difference between Evangelion and a turkish prostitute?
Prostitutes cost money
and often have smaller breasts
How do you know Eva has been in your fridge?
It is full of dildos
How do you know Eva has been in your fridge?
Your milk bottles have been refilled
You guys are such jerks
How do you know Eva has been in your back yard?
You find butt pugs burried in the garden with a little sign that says “butt plug tree” with half of the letters backward
Whats Evangelions secret code for wanting sex?
What do you say when you see your tv floating across the room in the middle of the night?
BMO put my tv DOWN
edit: oh its on
Why is Charlemagne so smart during sex? Because he’s plugged into a genius named Bluemageone
What did the pope say to Evangelion?
What can I get for a twenty?
What kind of dummy double posts?
Evangelion
Why is eva hot tonight with the jokes?
Since I covered her with gas and set her stupid bitch ass on fire like a Buddhist monk protesting Vietnam.
What did Charlemagne say to Evangelion? What can i get for a fiver.
And she slapped him.
how do you know Eva has been on a computer recently?
There are a bunch of windows opened to horse porn web pages on the desktop
Why did eva cross the road?
To get to her street corner, she was late for work.
Why did eva cross the road?
She couldn’t drive across since women are bad drivers
Why does eva go around in a wheel chair?
Cuz she didnt pay her pimp so he pried her kneecaps off with a crobar
How many eva…
oh shit, there are too many people viewing this thread now
Why did the thread get closed?
Because BMO and Charlemagne’s horny got a little too horny with each other tonight.
Man. Y’all got too much of the triste. Maybe some jokes will calm you down.
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Charlemagne in the road?
There are skid marks leading up to the dog.
How many blue mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb in and another to annoy Eva.
Insert insulting joke with a really bad punchline regarding Eva here
How do you know Charlemagne, Eva, And BMO have been in your thread?
It sucks.
What’s the difference between this thread and a lock?