The Gag Thread

A guy talking about FF7: “Tifa’ s got enough power to blow bosses to hell and back”. (Insert dirty joke there)

You forgot “holy war”.

And “Microsoft Works”.

And Microsoft “Excel”.

How do you confuse an idiot.

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I know it sucks and it’s old.

Philosophy joke:
The Rock Theory

Suppose there is an all-powerful being, ie God. Now, if he is all-powerful, that means he can do anything.

So, God makes a rock that is really heavy. He lifts it up over his head in triumph. Now, if he is an all-powerful being, he can make a larger rock and lift it even higher.

So, if he can do anything, is it possible for this all-powerful being to make a rock that is too large for him to lift? Of course not, because he can do anything. But, if he cannot make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift, then he is not all-powerful, is he?

Dear Baby.

Welcome to DumpsVille. Population – you.

Yadayadayada

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot. What, are you racist or something?

Wow, I thought you meant something COMPLETELY different.

i didnt think it would be nice to post racial jokes, but they are funny.

Manus Dei

Manus Dei who?

orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

ahahaha that made me lol

I have two Michael Jackson jokes.

What did the little boy’s mom say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

Get out of my sun (son).

The next one really has to be said aloud, but…

Why does Michael Jackson like forty eight year olds?

'cause there are 40 of 'em. Arharharhar.

Manus Dei sucks!

How many charlemangnes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dont’ know, he keeps sending me vulgar love letters about what he wants to do with my feet and never gets the job I gave him done.

What do you get when you cross Bluemageone with a glass of milk

A dumb ass that said the holocaust happened, when it really didnt, holding a glass of milk

What is the difference between Charlemagne, Bluemageone and a plastic bag?

Two are hazardous to children and the other carries groceries.

What do you get when you cross Charlemagne with a cat?

An internet poster that I don’t feel guilty shooting with a BB gun and drowning in the river