The Dark Fraction

And thanks Dragonessa but that’s not it. But thanks anyway.

Tenchimaru Draconis is one of the elite members of the Dark Fraction (Super Saiyan level 6) and he has super powers! He can do like 27 push-ups in a single minute while yelling incoherently (and dye his hair yellow) and can take in over 5 gigs of porn in just a split second.

To join this club you must:

a) be an alien
b) be a super saiyan like Tenchimaru Draconis
c) have wicked cool hair
d) be a ninja
e) have porn that Tenchimaru Draconis doesn’t
f) be a mammal

while a-d are possible, e and f are almost never achieved. If you want to be part of the Dark Fraction you must train hard and eat all your vegetables* (even spinach)

*14 out of 25 doctors agree! :slight_smile:

I deserved that.:too bad;

If they don’t even have their own official website then they’re probably not very popular. Everything has a website nowadays. I wouldn’t trust any power-claiming faction that didn’t have a flash intro site with their own theme music, stocks and coffee mugs featuring their logo. In short, I think your friend is trying to scare you or something.

Well there’re not that well known thats all. They don’t like to be too known. I’m not trying to be secrative or anything. And no he’s not trying to scare me. He showed me the sight earlier.

Well then, I wish you good luck in not getting your throat slit by a horde of cyber robot ninjas with laser eyes at midnight for slipping the Dark Fraction’s name on a message board read by a couple of dozen people.

Oh shit. grabs games and porn mags and runs away

And again if theres anything I can do to make this up to you I’ll do it.

Also- maybe you mean… uh… FACTION? =p

Originally posted by Sephiroth47
And again if theres anything I can do to make this up to you I’ll do it.

Quit double and triple posting, that’ll be enough 8P

I am a faculty member of the serving of deth lords faction, a rival group of the dark fraction. You are in danger of telling me of your awareness of this group, you will be notified of your elimination in 72 hours.

Originally posted by Cless Alvein
[b]Tenchimaru Draconis is one of the elite members of the Dark Fraction (Super Saiyan level 6) and he has super powers! He can do like 27 push-ups in a single minute while yelling incoherently (and dye his hair yellow) and can take in over 5 gigs of porn in just a split second.

To join this club you must:

a) be an alien
b) be a super saiyan like Tenchimaru Draconis
c) have wicked cool hair
d) be a ninja
e) have porn that Tenchimaru Draconis doesn’t
f) be a mammal

while a-d are possible, e and f are almost never achieved. If you want to be part of the Dark Fraction you must train hard and eat all your vegetables* (even spinach)

*14 out of 25 doctors agree! :slight_smile: [/b]

Pssh! 27 push-ups in a minute is weak. Weak body! Also, thank you for not using that gay “pr0n” shit.

14 out of 25 doctors agree! :slight_smile:

Wait, wait wait… 14 out of 25… do you know what that sounds like? Coincidence that 14 out of 25 doctors agree on what the requirements for the dark fraction are? Very very doubtful. Therefore we can come to the conclusion that the dark fraction is

14
25

The Dark Fraction? Pshaw. Join the Space Faction of the Star Fraction. I am a sci-fi socialist geek. ;;>_>

Plus I’m totally not a member. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Sounds kinda dumb though. Is this an American thing?

Also RPT referenced Lain in a geeky way, and therefore gets +8 Awesome Points. :smiley:

Wow… reading this was a complete and utter waste of time, brain power, and it’s mostly a waste of webspace.

Even the Illuminati has a website, and no one knows what they do (at least, no solid proof of anything they do…)

Conveniently, I can’t remember what the website is…

Let me take a wild guess and say it’s something super natural?

this thread is making me want to form a secret club called the Dark Fraction.

/organize Dark_Fraction
/invite Sephiroth47

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