Originally posted by Dai ryuujin
tasers Kagon, kisses him, and runs away
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Originally posted by Flintedge
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tasers Flint and kisses her, too ;;
Your friend asks you what you think of his new girlfriend. You find her annoying, so you
steer the conversation toward the '96 World Series
use complex visual aids to show how much less cool your friend has become since he started seeing her
make out with her at the next opportunity
Take a guess at my answer. 
Mild congratulations, you are…
53%
dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you’re just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or “fute.” You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.
FUN FACT…
people more dateable than you (92%)
people just as dateable as you (0%)
people less dateable than you (6%)
Based on the 1,968,787 submissions before you
That is horribly inaccurate. Might not hurt if I told the truth, though.
74%!
dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet… you’re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl’s (or guy’s) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the “elation” back into “relationship,” and the “night” back into “one-night stand.”
Heh, not bad… of course, as Rountree said, this proves nothing (and some of the questions were VERY dumb.) Still, I DO think I’m a good date, and it was fun to take!
Wilfredo Martinez
Woman Magnet!
:fungah: - Geez, dad…
72%
Hmmmm… I was expecting much lower. I need to work on becoming less dateable. But considering I’ve never been on one in my life… I think that suffices enough for me…
Mild congratulations, you are…
34%
dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you’re just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or “fute.” You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.
I’d like to see anyone get lower than that! My real score was 80.
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Originally posted by Mercenary09
[b]Damn, Rico! You are…
72%dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet… you’re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl’s (or guy’s) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the “elation” back into “relationship,” and the “night” back into “one-night stand.” [/b]
Me too.
Originally posted by Cidolfas
77%. O_o And I was trying to tell the stupid machine that I’m not really interested on going on dates. 8p
That’s what makes you secksay.
71%, who knew?
68%. That’s just about right, actually! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
The flaw with this test is that it’s not broad enough; you can be datable as hell (a la Cidolphas) but be disinterested (or shy and unnatractive 
)
Poor me, begging for pity like a dog.
Meh, back to the topic at hand. In the situation above, you have little-to-no sex life, but only for lack of trying. And the test tells you you’re some kind of Gonnorheabomb! What the…
Ooooooooo 84%
who knew?
stands off to the side taking numbers
68%, nyeh.
Originally posted by The Wizardmaster
Mild congratulations, you are…
34%
Grargh! I’ve been beaten!
broods in the corner
50-something…
Didn’t pay too much attention, and I’m probably even less interested than Cid in dating