Take that, bitches.

The_Wizardmaster · September 2, 2004, 6:31pm

Izlude1984:

I had a rather traumatic experience when I was young.

My friend was out on my back porch with a b.b. gun. He was playing around aiming at trees and stuff when all of a sudden, bam, he shoots and a bird falls out of a tree.

I go to check and see if the bird is dead, because it fell from quite a significant height. Sure enough, the bird was alive, twitching and making squawk like noises. I walked back up to the porch and got the gun. I calmly walked back to the bird. Aimed at it’s head and shot.

It didnt die. Infact, it screamed. So I shot it 3 more times. This, my friends, had to be the goddamn strongest bird in the world. So I started to get nervous and sad.

I got a cinder-block. Screaming “Sweet god, please forgive me!” I dropped the slab of concrete on the twitching feathery pile of blood and the noises stopped.

I’ll never forget that bird.

You are going to hell.

Big_Dizzy · September 2, 2004, 9:13pm

i think killing frogs is bad, seeing that my avatar is frog from chrono trigger. oh well time to quote Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when i lay my vengeance upon thee

luke_skywalker · September 3, 2004, 7:56am

I killed a spider this moring. it was in my shower, and i went to take a shower, and i washed it down the drain.

dude789 · September 3, 2004, 8:06pm

That sort of reminds me of Diddy Kong Racing when you could run over the frogs

and 984 it was probably was black berry he was my favorite and it would be just my luck