I dunno what crawled up their asses but we might as well let this thread die.
Coming from the guy who thinks “poopy head” is a smaller word than “whore”, I don’t really think you have any room to call anybody else retarded.
You know, you don’t have to defend me. You don’t have to fight for your country. So don’t bitch at us about you doing your job. Suck a nut army boy.
Taking turns attacking defeats the purpose of SSBM though.
Haha it’s funny how Dalton posts about the actual topic and it seems wildly off topic. :hahaha;
But yeah, back to SSBM ideas, one that my friends and I found fun was for when there were just three of us and having a regular melee wasn’t as good. You make all three humans against a level 9 computer (Turn friendly fire off) and change the handicaps so that humans are at 1 and the computer is at 9 (Or switch it if I have it backwards). The computer won’t die unless its percentage is in the hundreds while the humans can be killed with one good attack. It can be a lot of fun if you work together and end up formulating strategies.
Now that’s interesting. I just got the game last week, so I’m looking around for fun ways to play, and this one sounds good. Thank you!
Currently, our favourite way to play is this really silly mode where I play as Dr. Mario, my brother plays as Roy, and the computer opponents form a team of Captain Falcon and Bowser. We play on Stamina Mode, and the funny thing about it is the “story” we wrote. Roy is the soldier sent by God to eliminate the evil corporation (Falcon and his summoned monster named Bowser who Falcon purchased from Hell), because the corporation is building a tower to the sky to buy God. The corporation is after Dr. Mario because the pills that the doc has been selling to the corporation’s pharmaceutical division are cyanide pills. Dr. Mario believes that all life should end by taking his “feel better” cyanide pills, and is fighting Roy so that he can pill God and end all life. I know it sounds stupid, but it’s lots of fun.
Any other gameplay setups?
Wow, a bitchfest that’s hilarious >.>;
When my friend and I play, I use the following system:
I start playing as Dr. Mario and play 3:00 melee matches against him until I lose (which is about 90% of the time, I hate to admit). Then I continue onto Mario and continue until I finish using all the characters.
My goal, as low as it is, is to finish all the characters before my friend gets the max number of 255 KOs or better, that his score isn’t double of mine.
My favorite character is Peach though. She doens’t hit much, but damn she’s so hard to KO!
I didn’t call anyone retarded dumbass. Also, I said “poopy head” is a smaller word since it is something that kids know of. Kids don’t know what a “whore.”
As for your second part:
I would say stuff on the topic, but when I do, that just leads to massive personal attacks.
Am I speaking English,
Let’s see…
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Kids don’t know what a “whore.”
willing top die
and those are just the basic mistakes. Let’s not forget the things like run-on sentences/fragments, incorrect article use, and just a general unwillingness to write coherent sentences.
So in answer to your question…wait, let me guess. Is the answer “no”?
Good to see my “rights” are in the capable hands of such elite board warriors as yourself. Let me know when they send you off to die, I’ll sleep soundly at night…in my nice big comfy bed.
Didn’t you know I can’t type? Besides, it is a message board, I don’t spend time like you do writng Shakespeare. I get thoughts and I post them.
Good to see my “rights” are in the capable hands of such elite board warriors as yourself. Let me know when they send you off to die, I’ll sleep soundly at night…in my nice big comfy bed.
Zepp, you’re an asshole. I’d add you to my ignore list if I could.
I’d add you to my STUPID list if I could. LOLZ
look funny pic!!
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No, you’re wrong, I’m not on the stupid list!
You are!
omg pwned lol
Nice picture Zepp, the only problem is that you should have “Zepp” in place of “Iraq Person.”
NO! YOU STUPID BUTT CHEEK! I DONT HATE FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!
I HATE THIS LITTLE CREASE IN MY PANTS THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ERECTION WHEN I SIT DOWN.
OH WAIT THAT’S JUST ME THINKING ABOUT RUSSIAN GIRLS EATING CELERY. WITH PEANUT BUTTER. MAN MY PENIS IS HUGE JUST LOOK AT MY PANTS.
Actually, I do find that crease in my pants really annoying. >_< I’m going to say that Infonick wins though, I don’t know where he’s getting all the pictures… But… Most of them are hilarious if you’re in a funny-good mood.
Edit: Sorry, forgot to put what I was planning on putting here. With me and my friends, I really like to play the tiny mode because it takes forever to kill people… At least I remember it taking forever anyways. I usually do battles on giant maps too. Falcon STILL jumps insanely high, it even seems like he jumps way higher.
I want to have your manbabies.
And whats the deal with the marines anyway? All they do is fly around in space and get killed by aliens, preditors, Jason Xs and shit. Why didn’t you join an honerable military force info? You know, like the coast guard
My friends and i like to play a version called “gang up on Morgan untill he gets pissed off and leaves”. Its pretty self explanitory
Zep, love you seriously do I. Marry me?
And Ramza, Zep’s pics are like 100000000000000000000000000000000x better, mainly because his are homemade, instead of from here.