Originally posted by Cloth Hat
Yeah right, like I’m gonna post it here. A supervillian doesn’t reveal his evil plan to the masses, he may reveal it to his restrained rival just before he truimphs, but that’s it.
That’s not my real plan. I just fooled you into thinking it was so you’d stop it while my true plans were put into effect.
I’m with you on this one nulani. The whole thing seems flawed. Your goal is to destroy the earth, univerce, bob’s supermarket, but in the end you don’t get it! I think they could stand some editting with their master evil plans! Or maybe a redecorator for the evil lair.
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I’m glad to see my link was noticed 
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.