Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a military general. This will cause the world to choke on their food, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Two things, 1) where is the end result of exploding earth? and 2) FEAR TEH FUZZY BUNNIEZ! ^^
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate all news reporters. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan #2 ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate Fort Knox. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, baffled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Yeah right, like I’m gonna post it here. A supervillian doesn’t reveal his evil plan to the masses, he may reveal it to his restrained rival just before he truimphs, but that’s it.
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Town’s Water Supply. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison United Nations. This will all be done from hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy New York. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Lousy plan: Where is the destruction of the earth? The universe? Everything and all? BaH.
My motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by my arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, I must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must unleash my unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. My name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross me. Everyone will bow before my unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper my name in fear.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
My objective is simple: Widespread Misery.